unamerican
silentbob sympathizing with other cultures
disliking sports
disliking religion
being part of a broken home
having alternative views
disliking disgusting gross food
not going to college
not having a telephone
saying "pop"
not liking bruce springsteen
not liking john denver
being antiwar


tabboo
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sabbie the house unamerican committee, responsible for, as i understand it, spanking those they consider unamerican.

thats pretty amazing.
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Mr. Unamerican I go to college and own a telephone, please don't hurt me house of unamericans commitee, or house of unrepresentationals? (i forget). 020401
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MollyCule www.unamerican.com

awesome
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unhinged i love smoking cigarettes outside college dorms with foreign boys. he was expert with a match. but i miss the first one. the only one. 020401
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Teenage Jesus Not to rain on the "parade," but the House Committee on Unamerican Activities was abolished in the 1950s. Besides, the executive branch of the U.S. "government" doesn't need the house to harrass "un-american" folks; that's what Ashcroft and Ridge are for.

"Got some I.D., citizen?"
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silentbob believing kurt cobain shot himself 020403
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yummychuckle i think kurt shot himself.


he was born for it.

(not saying it wasnt a horrible thing, but really...)
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silentbob you, me, and my sister are the only people who seem to think so. le_sigh 020404
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no reason Canadian Greg-"Do you sell pop"?

American Grocery Store Clerk-"What?"

Canadian Greg-"Do you sell pop?"

American Grocery Store Clerk-"Do we sell what?"

Canadian Greg-"P...Soda. Do you sell soda?"

American Grocery Store Clerk- "Yes we do. Third aisle on the left."

this really happened.
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rollins We’re a country that strives for mediocrity. We look at Bruce Willis and say, ‘now that’s acting 020404
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unhinged i'm not canadian and the same thing happened to me in a restaurant in florida when i asked the waiter what kind of pop they had. he looked at me like i was nuts and there was an awkward silence for a few seconds until i realized in most areas of the united states they call it soda and when i rephrased my question replacing the word pop with soda he informed me that they only had pepsi products. all that for a pepsi. sheesh. i would rather drink piss. 020404
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-{::EphemeralArcs::}- Silentbob: I believe that Kurt shot himself.

Unhinged: For some reason, everyone I've ever talked to calls it pop.. But I sympathsize. Oh well, in Texas, they call every single one coke. They'll say, "want a coke?". I say, "sure". And they will procede to give you a sprite without the slightest hesitation or sense of irony.
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silentbob people are weird when it comes to how people talk. you all got the point of this right? Like... the way people react to things that are just a little bit different from the way they do things. Or not at all the same.
I'm glad that the people who've blathed on this one pretty much agree with me, i was afraid someone would be psychotically patriotic and take it all way too seriously.

i feel like i'm in good company :)
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sweetheart of the song tra bong Blather's always good company.

And I agree - www.unamerican.com is the greatest thing. So funny.
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silentbob i actually found it while writing this blathe the first time. i started it and then looked up unamerican
and finished after i got done looking at it a bit.
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www.unamerican.com my favorites (stickers):

shut_up_hippy
be_not_half_assed
drugs_fuck_you_up
god_masturbates
i_guess_i_was_punk_once
listen_to_Black_Sabbath
marxists_get_crazy_laid
potheads_against_drugs
read_banned_books
take_things_from_work
This_is_a_nation_of_whores
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silentbob never_fuck_with_a_scorpio 020827
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girl_jane On the subject of high school girls using tanning beds, this is what one of my classmates said as a quote in the school paper:

"When it gets to the point when you don't look American anymore, it's time to quit."

Yes, we have only two or three students who are not white. However, many of us were offended. There was an article about it the next issue, and she apologized for sounding stupid.
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girl_jane I've only ever met one Iowan who said soda instead of pop... 020827
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girl_jane I went and bought some stickers and buttons...more than I should have... 020827
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daxle my grandma says "pop"
she's from minnesota
everyone else I know says "soda"
don't worry, mass media will take care of these little differences soon
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girl_jane My stickers and buttons came...I'm happy... 020913
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silentbob what ones did you get? 020914
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J i pledge no allegiance to tha flag of the US of A. come n get me committee muthasuckaz. =P
i have no country,no flag, no anthem...i am simply a human. nothing more. whats so wrong with thzat?
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girl_jane a lot 020915
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J i bite my thumb in your direction. scoff! 020915
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bigbiffer pop goes the wee zillons in the name of freedom. 020916
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silentbob reducing kurt cobain to human level 021210
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