the_urge_to_do_something_dumb birdmad like, for instance: *running around the cubicle farm with my pants around my ankles screaming "NNNNNYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAARRRRRRGGGH!" *making a shot of something involving vodka and maple syrup and setting it on fire for a second *making a large ball out of scrap paper and scotch tape and then lying on the floor pretending to be a cat, batting the ball about (yes, i entertain some pretty stupid thoughts every so often) 080623 ... Lemon_Soda I've doe the cat thing but I used yarn. 080623 ... u24 birdmad, if you do, and video, the first or third, I will mail you money. not much. but some. and.. it might not be in your currency. how's that for an incentive? I'll deface it too, if you like.. 080623 ... birdmad understands what ray charles meant i'm right here in Los Estados Unidos de GeorgeBushistan, so the money is the same...and since the state legislature is still fighting over a budget, i (as one of many faceless bureaucrats) might not get paid next week, so the possibility of having to resort to a cash-for-idiocy program might just become a reality...any of my worthwhile criminal connections have long since either gone straight or got caught, so that's all out the window...it's too hot for torches, so if i incite a peasant uprising of my fellow lowly peons on the Capitol, we'll have to make do with any yard and farm implements we can muster. when he said "i'm busted" 080623 ... birdmad is more Vyvian than Neil or Rik oh, wait... i don't know who i confused you with, but for some reason thought they were here in the US... Pounds our Euros are also good, heh-heh. 080623 ... u24 heh, no no, still on the Great British Pfund here. All rise for the national anthem. God save our gracious Brown, Long live our noble Brown, God save the Brown! (da da da da) Kill all the terrorists, Lock up the protestors Spy on our citizens; God save the Brown! 080624 ... u24 hey, I just made that up, I think that's pretty good! 080624 ... bird that is pretty good, actually 080624 ... heh can't do the trousers thing as i've gone commando today, so that, much like FIVE is right out 080729 ... sameolme Today, I want to rig up a water bottle with sponge applicator so that it applies a coat of water to the front tire of my bike. Then I'll try to make a figure 8 on the pavement without blurring. 080729 ... LEMON SODA RESPONDING CHECK 081110 what's it to you? who go blather from