the_urban_pirate_reversal
paste! Do what you like unless you like
gangbanging sheep. Sacks of blue bagels the moon is not on fire.
This time, screening the chickens for

rubella is a process highly dependent on the gloves one wears
and as a token of advertisement, pictures are allowed at the cost of

your dishes. My investors
are somewhere in Europe,
but don’t you ever worry about them, okay?

Door opens, Hannah walks in,
falls down and takes a bath close to the carpet. Before long,
she is under the carpet, chanting.

I wonder about voice in cramped postures and how the opera singers
do it, always booming their chests,
their necks arc back
to get the full range.
Professional singers have
the posture of knives.
Fetal belters never did so well.
I must take a shit.

The drapery can or may keep you company while I’m at the toilet,
but luckily, fiber is a good friend
so you won’t have too wait long.
See, I’m back already:
the villager speaks softest when outside his hut.

It’s the paradigm that’s breaking,
not your special tree.
And in other news,
a boysenberry is fucking up the Germans attempt at making solid rockn roll. While you’re at it, unscrew it.
There, good charlatan.

Come out, come out from under the carpet
my love coupon, my crouton necklace.
You mesmerize me with your pelvic limps.
I can’t see straight because you have
a tendency to do backflips in
the cafeteria. It’s implied you’ve

come back from the alleys
and the gardens and the bagelries
to grant me three wishes,
but you say I can’t have them
until tomorrow. In reply your malignant attitude, what I do in my spare time is all up to the doormat, how it pretends

not to think about my acts, my steps, how it shies away from responsibility like the knife not caring
what it’s going to chop next,
the germs not knowing
what they’re going to eat up,
and the sunbathers hogging the rays, arrrrr matey, that is ridiculous!

You’ll know if I’m joking if my pants are down and my ass is in your face.
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ass facely a masterpiece. 010620
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cid right. 020717
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daxle tell him he can kiss my ass
then tell him you were only kidding
that way he'll know it's really really really really me me
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endless desire i just don't understand him. 030621
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x let your mind dance 030621
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endless desire my mind has trouble dancing
when it is spinning so much.
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girl_jane Mine is rather heavy right now...I think it'd break the floorboards. 030621
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j pope_stops_up_toilet 070519
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stork daddy i must say, the language is quite alive. 070520
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk 101215
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk 101215
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk 101215
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk 101215
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk 101215
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paste! why and what do i keep pasting im drunk
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smurfus rex sometimes I think paste! is a Malkavian... 181215
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