the_string_between_man_and_chicken kx21 What is the knots of the string between man and chicken? 010724 ... kx21 Given Man and Chicken Which comes first: Chicken found Man or Man discovered Chicken... **** * The Past **** Chicken hides and runs Man seeks and catches The 1st Man catched the 1st Chicken The Man ate the chicken, of course without cooking... The Man tasted the 1st Chicken. The Man liked the taste(s) of Chicken. The Man catched and ate more chickens. The Man ahared his chicken's expeiences with others... The chicken's crisis begins:- The Chichen Adapted. Evolved and survived... Men beautified the Chicken and Men manifested the Chicken... e.g. Chicken is somehow and somehow associated with woman, Man's Partner. Oops... Chickenpox!!! **** * Present **** Men commoditised Chicken... e.g. Chicken rice, chicken toy, KFC, ... And Chicken found almost everywhere ... Men can't live without chicken. Chicken nature found in Men... e.g. Many people wanted to know Why_did_the_Chicken_Cross_the_Road... 1st Chicken flu found in the 1st Man. The furture:- Year 2003? 1st chicken with Man's gene/ dna created by Man... 2030 - ? 1st Chicken Gene / Dna found in Man... Men evolve with chicken flavor(s)... Have a wonderful day.... Copyright 2001. kx21.com 010724 ... the man-beast kx21, i love the things you think of. but i would be remiss if i did not tell you that human flesh already tastes like pork 010724 ... dB I dunno man. Human blood tastes a bit like chicken to me, with a hint of... what is it? You know that alluminium taste that seperates coke in a glass and coke in a can. Anyway, I'm eatinga Curry chicken pie right now. It's quite nice. 010724 ... kx21 PS" This string is specially created for all my dear amazing Blatherers... It's rather easy to talk about the past, present and foreseeable future. Tell me what's next And I will tell you how wonder your are... 010724 ... dB What's next? Who knows. The past warns us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us. Beyond that we can't see, we can only hope, and that hope blinds us. 010724 ... dB What's next? Who knows. The past warns us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us. Beyond that we can't see, we can only hope, and that hope blinds us. 010724 ... kx21 A fair thought... Years 2100 - ? Given that Chicken owned the Man's Gene/ DNA / Nature... in 2003. Chicken started learning / copying / spying the master of all trades, specifically technologies from MAN, of course secretly and quietly. The following products / byproducts are invented/ developed by Chicken's intensive R&D programme in year 2100:- Chicken Hyper-Computer Chicken Star-Missile Chicken Man-Killer-Virus, etc... Let explore what are the possibilities or scenarios:- S1: Chicken's Power is very much greater than Man, S2: Chicken's Power is somehow equal to Man S3: Chicken's Power is still very much smaller than Man... What will probably happen , specifically actions and reactions of Chicken and Man / United States in S1, S2 and S3 respectivity? Copyright 2001. kx21.com 010725 ... Dafremen Heheh yer amazing do0d...simply a wonder. (Thought I'd tell you how wonder YOU are for a change.) 010725 ... dB kx, man. how do you do that? I mean, how? I'd really like to know how your mind works so I could emulate it and put it in a jar and observe it for a few years. Rock on man. 010725 ... kx21 Man_talk on Virgin of Chicken with Chicken_flavor(s)... Hope you enjoy in reading... 010725 ... god in milwaukee the chicken theory is the best one yet. i am enthralled. 010728 ... celestias shadow perhaps this has ALL already happened and there's a government conspiracy to cover it. I say we form a Chikken Coalition and march to free the chickens from their horrible captivity and forced labor in east Asian sweatshops. Who's with me? *begins marching and chanting* 031123 ... Zsiga i'm glad i'm a woman because it must be hard to walk around with a chicken attatched to you. 040406 ... good times *sings* He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but hes not a man, he's a chicken-boo! 040406 ... x i think it's a tendon. yuck. 040406 ... kx21 A Buzz, Bush or Bullshit? 040407 ... thieums One day, a caveman Shaman woke up and said : "I had this dream where we could link our cave to our hunting area with a big, large band of rocks, which I called a road, and this would bring us prosperity and freedom." The cavemen agreed and built the road. When the last rock was placed at the end of the road, the cavemen turned back to their cave. Then they saw the chicken. The chicken was standing on the left side of the road, looking a bit confused, like he was having a dilemma. The cavemen stared at the chicken. The chicken stared at the road. And then, all of a sudden, the chicken crossed the road. The cavemen were stunned with wonder and astonishment. "Why did the chicken cross the road ?", they asked the Shaman when they came back. The Shaman had no reply, and everyone started to think about this mystery, which ultimately led to what is known today as philosophy. Mankind hasn't yet found an answer to this most fundamental question, and developed a deep respect for this mysterious animal known as chicken. 040429 ... Dosquatch In order for 'crossing the road' to be significant, we first must determine that the chicken understands that this is what is happening. It is us that has created the structure and concept of what we label 'road'. Who are we to foist our world view upon the chicken? Quite possibly the chicken does not recognize the road as an entity with any right to be considered different than the ground on either side. In such a case, from the chicken's point of view, the chicken is crossing nothing, but instead it is merely going. This whole road crossing thing is a human hangup. We've been unjustly abusing the chicken with this for years. Perhaps we should work this out in a nice therapy session and, when we're ready, offer a sincere apology to the poultry. 040429 ... billy witch doctor dot com Arise, Chicken! Chicken, Arise! 040610 ... mega ultra chicken Grrr-rrrr-raaaawk 040610 ... auto weblink http://www.subservientchicken.com/ 040610 ... mood ring that chicken site is crazee. 040610 ... kx21 iLink:- creativityequalsmadness 040610 ... . A M_String of the_virgin_of_life... 040610 ... cel CHICKENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! 040627 ... cel CHICKENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! 040627 ... cel CHICKENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! 040627 ... mp21k Dec. 08, 2004 Scientists say chicken DNA offers insight into human physiology Scientists on Thursday published a detailed analysis of the newly mapped genome of the chicken - the first bird to have its genes have been cataloged - that is expected to bring advances in human health, agriculture and evolutionary biology. The evolutionary lines leading to birds and mammals split from a common ancestor about 310 million years ago. Since then, chickens have gained genes that make proteins used for feathers, scales and beaks, while mammals have developed genes for hair proteins and lost genes related to egg albumen and yolk, the scientists said. But the chicken and human genomes still hold 70 million DNA base pairs in common, suggesting that genetic material has been conserved since the species diverged in ways that may help explain why birds and mammals differ. 041209 ... monee chickens_are_people_too 041209 ... a "Point" "For every human gene, there's a gene in another species that's going to be most helpful in understanding it," "For some human genes, we might have to look to the mouse; for others, we'll look to the chicken." * We_are_the_Universe * 041209 ... . H5N1 041209 ... 10262005 What's_Reality... 051026 ... Google News about 17,200 for H5n1. 051026 what's it to you? who go blather from