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oak barrel Awesome movie and I hear the book is even better though the original is unnecessarily long. 021102
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gotta love it "I will always come for you!"
"How can you be sure?"
"This is true love... do you think these things happen every day?"
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you have discovered my obsession "He always seems to fuss."
"Fuss... fuss... Maybe he likes to swim... aloss!"
"He probably means no HARM..."
"He's really very short on... CHARM!"
"Ha ha... you have a great gift for rhyme!"
"Yes, yes, some of the time."

"Fessik! Are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead!"

"No more rhymes now, I mean it!!!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"Daaaaaaaah!"
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could quote the whole thing "We'll never survive..."
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has!"
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people dont watch this with me anymore "That's a miracle pill?"
"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. Give it 24 hours for full potency and he shouldn't be going swimming for...what, an hour..."
"a good hour!"
"yeah!"

"Bye-bye boys!"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"You think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle..."
"Goodbye!"
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devalis "Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha, haha, ha-- *dies*" 021103
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mythomane I used to work at Barnes and Noble. A woman once came in and asked if we had the original, uncut version [of the book] by S. Morgenstern. I told her that we usually have it in, but were out of stock. She said she'd check back in a few weeks. 021103
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no use for a name marriage (pronounced mawwage) which brings us together today!

You mocked me once never do it again! I died that day!

As you Wish!!
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Kristopher Heh. Ha ha ha. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

I love this movie!!

Which is handy, for I am on the Brute Squad.
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minnesota_chris you ARE the brute squad!

The local cheap theater decided to stop showing Jackie Chan movies friday nights at midnight, damn them. I asked about this and the movie lady said "they're just going to start showing any old movie, you know, fan favorites, on Fridays at midnight."

I said "Oh, so they'll be watching The Princess Bride."

And she said "Yeah, that's what we're watching tonight -- uh, but the staff only are going to watch it." The rats.
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splenomegaly My name is Inigo Montoya
You Killed my father
Prepare to die!
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dosquatch Inigo: "Fessik, jog his memory."

Fessik: *thump*

Albino: (falls over, unconcious)

Fessik: "I think maybe I jog to hard."
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jane i've just sucked one year of your life away.


christopher_guest is a genius

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