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oren If such awards were ever to_be bestowed, what kind of categories should there be?

(Hey. This isn't another one of those popularity_contests, so settle_down. It's just a game of what_if.)

I envision awards going to blathes, rather than blatherskites, with categories such as:

Most_Unusual_Blathe_of_2005
Best_Poetic_Blathe_of_2005
Funniest_Blathe_of_2005

Only blathes started in 2005 would be eligible for this year's awards.

If a particular blathe has many contributors, all of them would share the honor if chosen for an award.

So, what other categories come_to mind?
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ZZZ blathe_that_got_the_most_out_of_hand_in_2005

blathe_that_never_got_the_attention_it_deserved_in_2005

most_visually_artistic_blathe_of_2005
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syringe best_blathe_that_was_not_created_in_2005 051106
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unreal

blathe_that_will_probably_not_win_an_award_in_2005_but_since_this_category_was_created_it_will 051106
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walrie saddest_blathe_of_2005 051106
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walrie happiest_blathe_of_2005 051106
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anne-girl best blathe of 2004 that should have been blathed in 2005
most thought-provoking blathe
best blather_test_page
most disturbing blathe
angstiest blathe
geekiest blathe
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Death of a Rose best_visual_effects_in_a_blathe

best_supporting_blatherskite_in_a_blathe

the_blathe_that_made_you_go_whoa

best_use_of_a_donkey_in_a_blathe

blathes_that_made_you_fall_asleep

best_lighting_in_a_blathe

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z best score 051107
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u24 most_awards_received_by_one_blathe 051107
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marked . 051107
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once again most gratuitous use of the word Belgium in a blathe 051108
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oren best_blathe_that_did_not_use_the_letter_a 051108
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u24 see also the_annual_blather_awards_nominations 051108
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z the_most_minimal_blathe

the_most_non_sequiter_blathe
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u24 see also:
the_annual_blather_awards_candidates
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meta meta 051213
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the hoi polloi what blathe won? 060126
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falling_alone my same thought, but seeing as about only one blathe's been nominated... 060126
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oren Actually, there were never supposed to_be any winners; just award categories for a big what_if situation. 060126
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oren the_blathe_that_made_me_most_sick_to_my_stomach 080629
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poet im gonna nominate unhinged for the lifetime_achievement_award 080629
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Miss Taylors Mses M°°se trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Special M°°se Effects OLAF PROT
M°°se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
M°°se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's M°°ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
M°°se trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
M°°ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

Large m°°se on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the
M°°se suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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an aside (M°°se bites kan be preti nasti, you know. a m°°se once bit my sister while she was trying to carve her intials into it with an interspace toothbrush) 080630
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waiting "a m°°se once bit my sister while she was trying to carve her intials into it with an interspace toothbrush"

whts an interspace toothbrush?

google that.

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ohh...
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a mse No realli! 080702
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or rather a m°°se 080702
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