the_adventures_of_god_and_tonya_the_electric_cat
Grievance a record of madness, to be compiled soon. 011218
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ClairE ::happiness:: 011218
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Grievance first, who is god?

god is not_god, but god is not God.
god is also pat sajak, and many others.

who is tonya?

tonya is god's cat.
tonya is a big_electric_cat.
she enjoys eating birds(especially mad ones), sharpening her claws in unlikley places, and long walks on the beach.
ok, so she doesn't enjoy long walks on the beach, but everything else is fairly close.

coming soon, some of their adventures amongst the wired. please feel free to ad infinitum.
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not tonya tonya_is_also 020106
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superleni tonya's claws on her front left paw are the adapter plug through which she charges her batteries from mains power.
when she's had too much it leaks from her battery making her hair stand on end.
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Sakhalin is Magnifique Will they adventure in Sakhalin within the next three weeks? Just will they? 060309
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"The" Man They found 287 silver pieces and earned 526 experience points apiece. 070710
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