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10 COMMANDMENTS OF PIANO PLAYING
1. Thou shalt respect thy teachers, for their sage wisdom will guide you to the way.
2. Thou shalt play with proper and invigorating rhythm.
3. Thou shalt proclaim thy counting with zest to the Heavens and lo! thy beat shall be made constant
4. Thou shalt learn with zeal only such notes as are approved by the noble Composer. Drown ye not in the muck of false pitch.
5. Thou shalt strive with all thy heart to create beautiful sound for yea! even in the darkest moments, music is the balm that healeth the soul.
6. Thou shalt ply thy brain in a worthy manner for sooth! a slothful mind witherith.
7. Thou shalt conduct thyself and thy movements in a seemly manner with grace and ease.
8. Thou shalt listen wholeheartedly, body and soul.
9. Thou shalt practice full many a time and oft.
10. Thou shalt not duck, dodge, dodder, dither, diddle, dawdle, doodle, dabble nor daydream whilst thou practicest, for such is the path of the lost.
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unhinged
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fuck the rules man
if it sounds pretty all the way down in your deepest heart, then fuck it. it's good enough.
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Borealis
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and then there's jazz
*smiles*
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JdAwG
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I think there are similiar rules for playing the guitar. Or maybe I'm a moron. Let me just check here...yep, I'm definitely a moron. There are no rules for guitar. There should be goddamnit. Lousy half assed guitar_players
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dudeinanigloo
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Umm this is a PIANO page not a guitar page.
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puredream
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it's also blather...
guess the guidelines coincide...
oh wait!
there aren't any
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JdAwG
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Hey man. In my world, every page is a guitar page.
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pete
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you should see my notes, all scribbles of unblooming flowers and pipe band drum script ...
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Jess
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Thou shalt not even contemplate beggining this instrument!
Sorry! That's harsh, Chief plays it rather well, not a 28 though are we?
Organs are way cooler!
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dudeinanigloo
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Why shalt thou not contemplate beginning this instrument? It is essential that thy learnest this instrument for thy musicianship.
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Jess
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Hmmm....!
Maybes you're right!
But you get the same knowledge from learnign organ!
More infact, cos I've got to learn bass pedals!
And you can be a cool organist like I!
But as I said, I am partial to the odd piano player!
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arugula red
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let's fuck on the piano bench
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Jess
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I presume your not talking to me!
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arugula red
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i am!
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040715
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creator of page..etc
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the creator of the page now puts her to rest as she has been sufficiently defiled.
jess may not fuck any piano players on any bench in this near vicinity.
too messy..poor bench..
and it is to be considered equally a guitar page from henceforth into eternity
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Borealis
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whatever and ever amen
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Jess
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Cool!
Who are you?
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040804
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:)
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Ten_SHE...
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epitome of incomprehensibility
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laughter.
does not take much...
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im ok
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For a non-professional pianist, I'm pretty good, and the only rule presented here that I agree with, or have adhered to, is #5. As for the others, as with the Cigar: "Toss it in a can! It is so tragic!"
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070205
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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