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shlimmy i pick my nose. 030811
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jane i hate everyone 030812
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homewrecker I'm reading this at work. 030812
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shabba ranks i'm in love with a man nearly twice my age 030812
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Dafremen You have approximately 8 years. Wish I could tell you more, but I can't. Not here. Certain things are not to be revealed so casually. Pearls...swine...that sort of thing. Hope you understand. 030812
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voodoo i want a baby 030812
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darth vader luke, i am your father

yeah boy, who's yo' daddy? 		030812
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ferret a man walked into a bar 030812
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kitsune? i dream of causing pain to myself and others 030812
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x "i guess the joke's on you" she said 030812
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123 I used the same socks today as I did yesterday, And it not the first time I do it.

(Weight off my chest) --- wisper 		030812
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Strideo all the blathes on this site are generated by a computer. except for yours, you are the only human participant

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bandersnatch i am afraid 030813
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starboy Everything I say is a lie. 030813
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oj i killed nicole 030813
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bob marley i shot the sheriff, but i didn't shoot no deputy 030813
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anonymous arab sheik diesel engines can run on vegetable oil
www.grassolean.com 		030813
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eminem i'm white 030813
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michael jackson i'm black 030813
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scared of chaka i'm scared_of_chaka 030813
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playboy subscriber i don't read it for the articles 030813
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alexander graham bell i had already invented the cell phone, but the marketing department told me to wait 030813
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big brother i'm watching you 030813
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mom you won't really grow hairy palms or go blind 030813
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clark kent i'm superman 030813
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admin not all the porn sites on the computer are from pop-up adds 030813
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dr. ruth i'm a virgin 030813
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bride i'm getting too old to be picky, so i'm settling 030813
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groom i'm getting too old to pick up a different woman every night, so i'm settling 030813
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bestman i had sex with the bride last night 030813
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maid of honor from what the bride told me, the bestman really is the "best" man. i'll find out for myself later. 030813
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your girlfriend size matters 030813
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your boyfriend i've masturbated while thinking of your sister/mother/bestfriend 030813
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bible thumper i'm a closet fag 030813
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bill gates i've already taken over the world; you just don't know it yet 030813
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your one-night stand i won't respect you in the morning 030813
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blatherskite despite what i say and my anonyminity, i do care what other blatherskites think 030813
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famous blond pop singer i have no real talent 030813
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you know who i know 030813
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girl on the bus I'm more fucked up than any of you could realize, I just hide it from you all. 030813
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Freak I want someone close to me to die so I have a reason to be sad. 030813
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jingly jezabel i want a certain gent to mutter and growl and shout in russian as he has his way with me. 030813
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a certain gent i don't know any russian 030813
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debbie i've met dallas 030813
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wormtail padfoot dies

(if you didn't want to know, you shouldn't be running around reading other people's secrets!) 		030813
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elmer fudd i don't have a hunting permit 030813
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beta wolf blather makes me horny.
not to be crude, but it's true. 		030813
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stalker i know where you live 030813
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roger kint i am keyser soze 030813
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bugs bunny it actually *is* rabbit season 030813
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literal asecret 030813
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spammer your penis/breast size will *not* grow from any of our products 030813
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blather spel chek normaly i'm a very bad speler 030813
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blather spell check spell
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speller 		030813
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your current lover i've had better 030813
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a shy girl to another girl the closer we get, the more I think I might be interested in you as more than a friend. 030813
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i was bored i apologized for calling your dad a dead beat, but i wasn't really sorry, because it's a fact. also, while you were moping about it, i rolled my eyes just before you looked back up at me. THAT was a close one! 030813
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Mahayana im paranoid half this bad crap is about me, not that i think the world revolves around me cuz it doesnt, its just sometimes i read horrible news and right away my worryisome self does what it normally does with me

[it runs away a 1,000 milesanhour] 		030814
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x i slept with your uncle 030814
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your bladder i_have_to_pee 030814
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animal lover i killed my father's fish when i was young. 030814
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altar boy i spanked the Father's monkey when i was young 030814
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whoa-man there is no such thing as PMS 030814
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jezabel bullshit alert.
secrets are sometimes lies! lies, i say! 		030814
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x he wasn't bad either, from what i remember, which is almost nothing 030820
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jezabel i failed. 030820
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ferret i am somebody, or rather "somebody" or rather, "a somebody" but not THE "a somebody" 030820
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oldephebe tell me a secret?

no thankyou sir, no thankyou!!


*he said with an exxagerated -and what he hopes exudes perfect recalcitrance - rural southern drawl 		030820
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megan whisper in my ear, if only for those few precious seconds you will be near me
tell me something you've never heard part your lips
tell me something that makes you tremble, afraid to trust me yet unable to hold it in
a secret to bring us closer together, to bring you into me
bless my ears with your voice, bless my heart with a part of you
...only for me... 		030820
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micheal keaton .........*whispers* i'm batman.......... 031120
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my little secret I've found the person that I would love to spend the rest of my life with, but I fuck it up because I'm afraid of things like that. 040513
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Satan (Santa) I'm not real.

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somebody megan..that was just oh..my..god 040514
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xlush Today I bought some chicken burgers because they were on special offer and I noticed some kind of bar code for smart ovens, you what! Have I been asleep? Smart ovens? You can just scan the box and then your cooker does the rest, the future is here.

Fuck. 		060607
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Roaul Duke i have 2 piercings on my penis 060608
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Emptyness Alive im no longer needed. they just think i am. 060608
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Soma I go to church, and I've been baptised; but nobody knows that I don't love Jesus. 060608
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jesus i know 060608
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mmhmm I don't love Jesus either, but then, I'm a Jew.

Jesus wasn't a real Jew.

Because Judaism is passed down the maternal bloodline.

And there is NO WAY a Jewish mother would let her son exempt himself from producing little guilt-ridden Jewish grandchildren. 		060608
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australian highrise I have a crush on the best guy in the world... who is three years older then me and I haven't seen in forever.

and I hate my dad. 		060608
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rhin years ago i let a monster into my life. i use to sit across from him as he watched t.v., and i would daydream about ripping his face off, choking him, suffocating him, etc. each time i would find myself gripping the chair i was sitting in so tightly that my hands would turn white. i was holding myself in my chair to keep from actually doing it. if i had tried, he probably would have killed me first. so, i use to do other stupid revengeful things to him. he would leave the mayo. sitting on the counter after every single use for me to put away. i bought another jar and rotated them weekly - one week hidden in a cabinet spoiling, the next week in the fridge, etc. he never once became sick though. i use to kick him violently while he slept, and he always awakened thinking he had leg cramps. i use to reset his alarm clock and all of the clocks in the house making him late to work, and then reset them after he left. i use to squeeze icy hot into a spray bottle filled with water. i would spray it into the crotch of his tightie-whities. it was enough that he would continually walk around grabbing at himself as if he were being stung. he even went to see his physician thinking something was seriously wrong. i use to catch anoles (lizards) and i would crack open the windows in his car and put them inside for him. he was insanely fearful of them. once, when we were getting along strangely well, he let me borrow his car. as my friend lisa and i left, i opened the car on his door, and let the carport concrete support catch the door as i was backing out, and it bent the door completely around so that it rested open on the front side of the car. i went inside crying (i should have won an oscar for those tears). he was extremely upset, but i knew that since we had been civil for a week or two, he might not hurt me, and he didn't. i blamed it on the wind. there are so many more, but... i'm not psychotic. he deserved so much more. he was so violent. those things were my way of fighting back...safely. believe me, he got off easy. once i had saved enough money to leave the island, i packed, booked a flight, and called a taxi. he found out and showed up at the airport as i was walking through customs. on the other side of the glass, behind armed custom guards, i stopped and watched him look at me and mouth the words 'i'll come for you'. i remember smiling and flipping him off dramatically with both hands mouthing back 'fuck you' over and over. it felt so damn good to be able to do that knowing that i was safe. words of advice for anyone young (or old) and spontaneous - never, ever leave the country with someone you barely know. 060608
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. I'm a guy but I want to be a girl. I often dress and act like a girl. 060609
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Emptyness Alive im needy. but im needed by people i dont want to be needed by. i want to be needed by new people.
im going away but noone knos
if they found they'd worry
i need to leave
im so tired
so very tired
just let me sleep 		060612
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superleni a secret that nobody knows...um...
last tuesday i ate 6 tim-tams while in the bath. i bit off their ends & sucked coffee up through them, at which point they go really mushy and oh-so-yummy... 		060613
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