superpowers
amorfus I can fall at thirty-two feet per second.
I can make noises come out of my throat and out my mouth.
I can think rationally.
I can think irrationally.
My liver regenerates.
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amorfus I do not need food to survive, but I know it puts everyone else to shame -- so I eat in public, to conceal the fact that *privately* I'm fasting. 000515
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birdmad i can be easily convinced that i don't exist. 000515
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Kami Khazay i can say no _AND_ mean it too. 000515
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lola similarly to a certain unnamed muppet pig, i can toss my hair first to one side and then to the other. 000515
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donaldson i can take no for an answer 000516
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Wayne i have already tossed my hair 000516
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typhoid i never regret anything i do 000517
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The Schleiffen man i can drink soft drinks faster than a speeding bullet. i am telepathetic. i have my own theme song (one step in the right direction) yet i lack a good cape. 000518
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daxle I can make anything true
I can make anything wrong
I can believe anything
I can believe nothing
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MollyGoLightly I can shrink and expand at will. And I have the stretch marks to prove it. 000519
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Wayne I can hold my breath with just one pinkie 000519
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The Schleiffen Man i think MollyGoLighty meant at random, not at will 000519
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birdmad every so often...
everything i touch turns to shit
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Shar With the right shoes, I can look vomituously cute. 000520
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moonshine I can laugh and chew gum at the same time. 000521
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Brad Once, subbing in a jazz combo at school, I played bass with my left hand and piano with my right hand. And i'm a guitar player. 000521
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ghostmonkeyinthetoilet i can chew guns and spew bile at the same time. watch! 000531
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kreeyiss over the course of the past few years, i have developed the power to smoke a bong and talk to anyone on the phone...
and what's more is i can conceal the coughs....listen.....



see...can't hear a thing
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sabbie i can break down and cry for no reason.
i can stand tall in the face of a stream of abuse and not get a hair out of place.
i can speak for hours without communicating anything at all.
i can look beautiful just by smiling or putting my hair up.
i can recite thousands of songs.

i am great at being me, and i look great in knickers (always important for one with superpowers)
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Unified Voice I can generate a nerve impulse within my head capable of changing the world. 010907
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Norm when I drink I feel no pain. 010907
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DannyH I can make people feel better just by listening to them. 010907
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idiot boy i can fail spectacularly 010907
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monadh I dream 010907
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the backstreet boys we have hearts! we dance! we sing! love us! 010907
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bob potassium i invented potassium 010907
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Teenage Jesus I weigh 666 lbs in zero gravity!

Give me cancer! I'll cough up the tumor and butter my bread with it! (hmm; baby satan snack tip?)
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trdanslucent I have the power to... well, I can fall asleep almost at will. And somtimes I can leap small buildings in a single bound... 010909
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translucent I have the power to... well, I can fall asleep almost at will. And somtimes I can leap small buildings in a single bound... 010909
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Toxic_Kisses I have the ability to read ppls minds some times, even finish there sentence for them, even if I just met them, it really creeps me out.
I can also send my thoughts to some one. I'll just be randomly thinking about oh say I want pasta for dinner and He will come in the room from say doing yard work while I'm watching TV 10 mins later and say "so you want pasta for dinner tonight?" (Odd thing iz He loves meat, dislikes anything not meat so for him to suggest pasta for dinner iz unlikely @ best) but thatís just one example of the many times things like that have happened, there have been times some one will say something completely off topic of what they were saying and start talking about or asking about what I happened to be thinking @ that moment or a few mins back. I donít like having my thoughts leaking into some one elseís head, there MINE and you cant have em!
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barbiturate i have the power to put words on paper that mean nothing at first but, eventually, end up holding some truth. like so:

i don't assume too much.
assuming don't do me no good.
the last time i assumed too much,
i got poison in my blood.

that's the only example i can think of off the top of my head.
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Toxic_Kisses Apparently I'm "psychic" (Click the word) according to The Truth (that guy seemed quite awesome, I've read some of his stuff, wish he hadnít left, I feel like some how we're missing out on a lot by not having him around any longer, odd how I never knew the guy yet miss him) 011012
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translucent whee!! i can fly! 011012
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yummyC I can love someone one minute, then hate them the next. 011013
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phil My newfound superpower abilities come from a freak radioactive honey badger incident.

They allow me to

1. snowball resources into a failing project and take the little scrap left behind to easily and discreetly solve huge complex moral ethical political financial and spiritual dilemmas.

2. blow bubbles in milk without a straw. Which can sometimes aid in carrying out superpower #1.
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oren I can sense a drop in entropy without the use of an entropiscope. 051022
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falling_alone i have the power to contradict myself. 060215
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