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devils advocate come on, you know you want to. just lube it up real good, and go for it! get it over with, you'll be glad you did afterward.

who knows - it might feel good!
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paste! been there, done that. try a bat covered in pine tar. or dafreman doused in ketchup. he generally fits anywhere. 011121
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Teenage Jesus dat's cold paste!

I'm sure you meant mustard...
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Plum Check out your prostrate and take a fingernail scraping for the lab. Did you pull out a plum? 011121
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Dafremen No...he meant ketchup T.J. (damn you paste! you found the journal didn't you!?) 020714
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daxle prostrate... hahaha 020714
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definition Pros"trate, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Prostrated; p. pr. & vb. n. Prostrating.] 1. To lay flat; to throw down; to level; to fell; as, to prostrate the body; to prostrate trees or plants. 020715
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Stretch57 see also; anal sex modulator 030101
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