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nah....! have you ever talked to a spider? spiders talk a lot, you know. they do - i promise. just talk to one next time you see him. talk to him and ask him if he likes potatoes with lots of butter. 011217
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ClairE I would.

Charlotte liked to talk.
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god and sour cream, and cheese, and sex noises! 011217
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paste! and they yodel if you put 'em in your ear. 011217
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god spiders talk a lot, you know. they do - i promise. i mean they really do it. it'a amazing.just talk to one next time you see him. not real loud though. talk to him and ask him if he likes potatoes with lots of butter."

spiders are whats for dinner
giant_spiders
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spider from mars jonny god, what about the peppers? 011218
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god they fuckin'rawk ass dude.
"search and destroy" from beavis and butthead experience totally fuckin' rawks ass dude.
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spider from mars but
what
about
the peppers
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paste! the peppers?
they fuckin'rawk ass dude.
havencha heard?
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spider from mars *slaps self* 011218
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Santa Claus *slaps elf* 011218
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harvey_spingsteen *slaps selb* 011218
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spider from mars i like this page. 020129
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yummychuckle i had a pet spider.
actually, it was a friend of mine, not a pet.
and I named him...wait, i could never figure out what to name him. A few times I thought to call him Ryan, but my reasoning was...conflicted.
anyway, he lived at my old bus stop, and he built a web and caught food.
His web got blown down and was sad for him, but he worked hard and made a new one.

this happened a few more times.

and then mr.spider disapeared and it made me sad because I would talk to him sometimes, and a few times i let him crawl on me before the bus came.

he listened and sometimes he talked to me about the big bug he caught the night before, and I'd pretend to give him a high five, then giggled and put my hand down.

I miss that spider.

I like to pretend he's still alive and has a little spider family.

regardless of what nature books tell me.
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Phil One time I brought a spider outside. I had him in a jar (they crawl so randomly) and some girls and their guy friends were looking on. It was a large spider, quite impressive. It had crawled through my window, I knew they get trapped in there, and can't crawl back out. When I let it go one of the boys stepped on it, showing me how pointless it was to help it. That boy is dead now. He died in a mysterious accident when he was hit by a garbage truck in his driveway. 020129
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cube The spider would have eaten the fly which flew into the eye of the guy driving the garbage truck.

So much Karma packed into such a tiny package :-)
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tonya giant_spiders_of_shame 020130
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Photophobe I have a friend who is VERY scared of spiders. One night we're driving along and a spider jumps out infront of the windscreen (outside the car). We went all over the road at a busy intersection - my frind was trying to jump out of the drivers seat into my seat to get away from the spider.

We pulled over and spent about an hour looking for it, even though we were late. Finally we found it and I knocked it off the car.

The spider scampered to hide behind the wheel. So what did my friend do? Jumped back in the car and reversed and drove over the spider a bunch of times.

Talk about overkill.
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onceidid I tried I did to talk to a spider
but he just hung in my face waving his feet at me
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syd rats 020623
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girl_jane That's exactly why when I was walking in Call_park, I stepped over them-so that they could tell me a story when I stopped to sit on the bridge. 020703
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beginning to end it's all part of the game.

so when you try to avoid playing, they'll crawl into your ears and MAKE you listen.

forthem,tobemutedwouldbetodie.
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farmfish spidahs be lovin' oranges and fishies be lovin' to splash in thee water. 021130
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werewolf especially when they're riding on your tongue. 021130
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pipedream no, more when they're riding on your shoulder and doing these loop-the-loops between your ear and the stem of your glasses...they like talking about flying, and philosophy. and chocolate. 030919
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ferret there was a spider. it jumped down from the street and landed next to me in my hidey hole one day. i talked to it for a while, telling it of my day, of the people who had tried to step on my dreams, who had refused me money because they thought i would buy booze with it. people can be so cruel, when they don't even know you, if only we were all blind... 030919
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celestias shadow sounds like the beginning to a dr seuss book. 030920
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tarantula so, what's your point? beware of spiders? he, he

karma? hey, can you proooooove it?
he, he again

my suffering then, not yours
i'm the mkUltra man
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ethereal one time i had a spider friend.
i let him live under my bathroom sink.
he would say 'hello' every morning.
one day he wasn't there.
i was sad.
until i went to the washroom in the middle of the night.
he ran up my leg.
he's dead now.
i don't like spiders anymore.
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Strideo spiders like to blathe too but their tiny bodies are to light to press the keys of a computer keyboard. instead they are forced to merely read our blathes in anguished silence as they peer over our shoulders from their little corners on our ceilings.
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suicidalchinadoll silk speak in fractals 080604
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Syrope they make lousy listeners 080605
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ever dumbening you just have to call them sometimes. the 720 area code is a good place to find them. ;0) 080605
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