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my friends have always made fun of me because im boyish in some ways; i like comic books and dirt and sticks and camping and i wear boy's shoes and boy's jeans but i don't know if they realize how it makes me all happy inside to see things that are reeeallly fuzzy and furry and fluffy. and things that are really sparkly make me want to cry. really. i get all choked up.
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ern the *sigh* co jippsy
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i hope no one reads that, what a strange thing to say
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quiet, other half. your flamboyancy is unwanted today.
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erind thi sign code juicy
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no, really. sometimes i wonder about you. you say the stupidest sheit. shiete. shite. squirbily shiete!
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well i always wonder about you. you don't have the capacity to put together coherent sentences and that shows a real lack of intellegence. what exactly are you anyways?
god, i wish i could have a cool other half.
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god
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i can arrange that.
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god
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here it is, the brand new you. er, the brand new other half of your split personality! meet erin the luftwaffe! (sorry, that's all i had on such a short notice.)
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erin the luftwaffe
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hello
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uh, hi. um so er, yeah. how is everything?
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erin the luftvaffe
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oh, you know the same as usual.
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no, i don't know.
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erin the luftwaffe
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oh, well i can say it's a lovely day here. i have a nice view of the airfield guards, armed with 7.92mm 98k rifles watching the Messerschmitt Bf 109E fighter getting serviced. it's like they're watching surgery or something. they get emotional about it.
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oh, well i guess i can understand that.
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erin the luftvaffe
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well, of course. it's hard on all of us. in North Africa we were hard pressed to keep the aircraft flying in the face of mechanical problems and fuel shortages, etc. in the end we were overwhelmed by allied aerial superiority.
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hey, what can ya do? (god, what the hell is this? i asked for a cool other half. and while erin the luftwaffe may have lots of nice stories to tell i need someone with a few less conflicting interests.)
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god
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(okay, okay! we'll see what we can do. until now you're stuck with him/her until she gets in a plane wreck or something.)
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satan
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i can arrange something for you, if you like...
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god
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hey man, i'm workin' this side of the street!
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Thyartshallshant
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Hahahahahhahahaha *tears of laughter* Hahahahaha, omg, *on the floor now* Hahahha. Hehehehe. *still laughing, just too tired to type about it* God, have you ever done stand up?
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god
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years and years ago. i'm in a wheelchair now.
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Thyartshallshant
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Is it golden like Larry Flynt's??
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god
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no, but it WAS financed by pornography.
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erin the luftwaffe
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god if you are all powerful does that mean you choose to remain in a wheelchair? is it so you can get good parking spaces at the mall?
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satan
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hey! that wasn't me
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god
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me neither
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what's it to you?
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