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snake_bar
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birdmad
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where constrictors go for snacks and drinks
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birdmad
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cobra venom on the rocks
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tourist
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No place for lounge lizards
The bouncer is a mongoose or so I hear
WhiteSnake played there once or twice
The pool room is a trip, never saw a sidewinder handle a cue that way before
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god
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i'd fuck a snake, if someone would hold it for me.
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farmfish
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rattlesnake slim be spinning some tasty grooves.
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011208
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ever dumbening
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potential pickup lines:
bite me.
nice shoes, wanna constrict?
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name Acanthophis crotalusei?
that molt would look great in a crumpled heap on my cave floor.
my name is Agkistridon piscivorus. remember that--you'll be hissing it all winter long.
damn, you're smokin'. cuz i got some serious cottonmouth.
wanna find out how much you weigh? then get on my scales.
are you ovoviviparous? cuz i'd like to let my boys hatch inside you.
is your clo-aca, cuz it's killin me, girl.
damn, girl, don't be so cold-blooded. get on my rock and let's get hot.
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go to snake and jake's, sit on an empty keg out back, smoke a joint, stop and think: hey this is cool.
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pat sajak
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i'm writing all dat down!
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andru235
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"is that a fer-du-lance in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
"oooohhhhh yeaaahhh...baby, i'm about to hibernicum" (sp?)
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Strideo
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Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the snake bar, snake bar, snake bar.
Waah,
At the snake bar.
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051017
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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