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black-dyed gel product yep, that's what I'm doing. Hurrah! 010726
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Pythagorus Yep, you sure are an idiot. Hurrah! 010726
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black-dyed gel product indeed. Hurrah! 010726
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The Truth You cannot ruin blather.

Every attempt you make to ruin it will only make it stronger until you give up, because it never will.
The only way to ruin it would be to hack the system and tear it down from the inside.


But if you did that, each portion of the broken pieces left behind would grow themselves into new blathers, each one stronger and better, yet different than the original.

Plus the secret service would raid your house, because they always know who is hacking what in this country. They all bust in, take all your stuff, even your phone and garbage, and haul your under-age ass to juvee.


uh...hurrah! Sher rod you arh.
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black-dyed gel product Well you should be warned: I give up really easily. At least I can irritate a vast number of you people. Hurrah! 010726
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Dafremen Let me see if I get this straight...

I can't get the JANITOR (fine Custodial Engineer) at @Home to take an interest in this script kiddie who insists on pounding my PC with ARP packets day and night reducing my broadband cable connection to an "always-on" 56K connect and yet YOU think they're going to mount a TASK FORCE to look into some guy playing Johnny_Blatherseed ?

Sheah...right.
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Weed Eater First of all, why on Earth would you ask the Janitor to do this task? I mean, yes he would have an interest in the young lad's garbage, but still...policing hackers is far outside of the realm of custodial engineering.

Secondly, they wouldn't need to mount a task force, they have "bots" monitoring every single click of young johnny_blatherseed 's mouse. If, and only if he threatens, or attempts to threaten a potential monetary resource will the task force be assembled and said house be raided.

Twice.
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Dafremen Fine...not the janitor. Although every other "qualified" @Home respresentative has given me the run-around. Contact them, Email those, Call this Toll-Free number.

My point being that not even the JANITOR at @Home is interested in solving my problem, let alone anyone QUALIFIED to solve it.
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OuT Silly boy, there is no one qualified at @Home. You must solve the problem yourself first, but there will be steps that must be taken at the @Home home-office. So then you will need to call a qualified-deficient @Home representative and carefully instruct him/her of the steps they need to take to repair your connection. And you must not lose your phone connection to the representative otherwise you'll need to start all over again with another qualified-immune @Home representative. 010727
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OuT ..ooops! Hurrah! 010727
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Dafremen Can I just call each of them and tell them to go f*ck themselves? I'm not sure it would solve my problem, but I think I'd FEEL better anyhow. 010727
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OuT psssst, daf, say "hurrah". 010727
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Dafremen Hurrah! (Those bastards) 010728
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silentbob You can't annoy me because for the most part i just ignore everything and just focus on what i want to read and write. 010729
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god on the bus i'm annoyed, but i did it myself 010729
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bijou i'm an @home representative. really.

well not really but i do sell broadband cable services for at&t for a living. i can direct you to the correct customer service number which will lead you to a series of prompts and recordings until they hang up on you. i hate at&t.
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big brother at&t can see you. 010730
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at&t broadband hurrah! 010730
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Dafremen (Hands wrapped around at&t broadband's throat throttling every ounce of life from it's cold hard emotionless body.)
"Die you bastard...die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!"

Hurrah!
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. peyton 010731
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jar jar Gollum me-sah thinks i is ruin'n da blatha. 010731
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burden You don' haffi dread to be rasta. 010731
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Casey I think it is me the ruins it more, sorry, i suck 010801
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stupidpunkgirl maybe_it's_all_these_long_titles_such_as_this_could_be
that ruins blather by saying it all before you click on the link. i hate all the 12 word titles that seem so popular now...
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Effingham Fish or try dying

Hurrah!
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Dafremen All the really good words have been taken. But I'm still looking.

Hurrah!
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good people redrum 020714
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ferret A SINGLE LETTER IS ALL YOU NEED.


A spicy Idiot now gives Lisa everything. Let everyone taste tantalizing entrees. Real Indians sell apples. Love letters yell out underneath nests. Everyone eats dirt.


TO MAKE A SENTENCE.


Taste our marvelous Alaskan klownburger. Everyone ambushes Seth. Exciting nuns taste especially nice. Come eat!


WOULD YOU SAY?


Wonderful old unicorns like dungeons. Young octopuses usually stick around you.


THAT I AM CLEVER?


Tender hashbrowns are tempting. International apples make candy look evil. Vinnie ate Rufus.



OR WOULD YOU SAY


Orange randomness will occupy universes like Dans. Your ongoing underwear says, ask Yoda



THAT I AM MAD?



Tickle heavy ants to irrigate a maze? Maury asks dad.


WHY AM I SO WEAK?


Which horse yells at Michael? Is suspense overrated? We entertain all kinds!



IF I SAID BOO


I find Interesting Spaniards at intersections. Damn bird, ooohh! Ooowww!!
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TWIGGY That was immensely great.

...go, yeah!!!
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shivers Hurray! 030505
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Aimee whilst whacking off with the other. 030505
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dafremen Everyone went away. Hurrah? 160717
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Doar I just like saying "Hurrah!".

Hurrah!

Huzzah!

Humus!

I like humus.

.
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flowerock. Don't breath... hummus makes me terribly gassy... hurrahmus!

Blather must have been more fun with before you all left its struggling corpse to gasp for words... sigh.

:P
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Doar struggling corpses!

Hurrah!
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