silentbob
jennifer dude,
what can I say?

but the 12 year old next to me says:
"that boy must be a parking ticket, because he's got 'fine' written all over him."
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silentbob hahaha!!
Who's the 12 year old sitting right next to you??
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jennifer her name is Courtney, and we used to call her CoCo 000705
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MollyGoLightly bob-by is a nice midwestern kid. 000706
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silentbob awwwww, jennifer and molly are the coolest
i feel like such a movie star!
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For sure! He's this guy on here that blathers! But!!!!! He reminds me of this guy named...........................................................................................BOB!!! On FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has bitch tits. The end. 000712
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silentbob His name was robert paulson.
His name was robert paulson.
His name was robert paulson.
His name was robert paulson.
I love fight club! meatloaf was great as bob.
there are certain movies everyone must see.
Fight_club
American_beauty
Clerks
Dogma
trainspotting maybe.
ummmmm
SLCPunk (or is it SLC_punk)
i dont know. either way.
ummm.......
add to the list, kids!
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ducky klairchen and/or klarchen is immensely inarticulate at this time due to silentbob's inexplicable installation. 000903
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silentbob silentbob at this time wished not to offend the lovely kla(i)rchen but actually does wish that she would email him. he meant nothing by his irrational and uncalledfor installation.
he is sorry. :*(
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shiva american history x 000916
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silentbob ahh yes, that is a good one 000917
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Barrett Bite the curb (not you, Bob) 000925
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The Schleiffen Man this person is definitely welcome to any pants_party i host or willbe at. we can drive each other crazy with obscure movie quotes and song lyrics. splinken could even sing for him (if she wanted to). 000925
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Barrett and I'm sure this Barrett fellow would enjoy himself also. 000925
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silentbob woohoo! pants_party for everyone! 000925
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daxle the picture of innocence, the kind that can be either annoying or endearing 000926
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silentbob hmmm...
i dont know whether to be complimented or insulted....
what the hell, i'll just go with complimented
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daxle you've won me over with your neverending powers of niceness (I'm thinking about trying this whole not being an asshole thing soon...)
so you can now officially be complimented
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silentbob :)
sorry im so nice
You're pretty good at it too
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Rhin Horny!
(It truly does, take one to know one!)
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god hey- here's some more good movies

happiness (watch it with yr parents)
blue velvet (of course)
apocalypse now
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daxle lost highway and cool hand luke are the greatest movies of all time, along with fight club (as you already know) 001214
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silentbob lost highway messed with my had in ways i choose not to amuse you with. that part where the guy is like, "I'm at your house right now. Call there." that's just bizarre.
Does cool hand luke have paul newman in it?
i liked 8mm and seven ( se7en ) and um...suburbia, the eric bogasian one... and uhh..
yeah
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daxle awww, no amusement for me :(
and, yes.
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peyton I read Silentbob's web page. It's really good. I highly recommend it.

::hugs Silentbob::

I love you man. We're men. And we love other men, and we aren't afraid to say it. I'm so happy to be gay.

And I do mean Gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.
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silentbob *hearty laughter*
Yes.
men is what we are.

I think i tried to email you, but it went unsent. i got that evil vile Failure Notice
it sucked
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were butch! men_in_tights

just fuk'n with you bob.

Young Frankenstein
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Thyartshallshant Silentbob's a cool guy. I got respect for him. I think he's getting sick of me bugging him so much on icq, but i get sick of me too after awhile.

O! Let me add my must see movie entry:

The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show

Thats all i can think of right now.
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peyton For God's sake man! Try again!!

SirPan1@hotmail.com
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deb has really good taste
in music
:)

kudos, man-
i'm crying with you
(if adam leaves us,
who will play?)

and have you heard of
k's choice??? :)
my absolute fav-
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deb movies...

don't forget:
chasing amy
mallrats (could be skipped)
empire records
braveheart
gladiator
cast away
toy story 2 :) (kiddie flicks rule)
**princess bride**
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... is a nice guy. he could kick my ass. 010124
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Casey Almost Famous and High Fidelity 010415
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Alexander Beetle He doesn't seem so silent to me.
Ha. Ha. Joke. See.
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Casey That is because on blather no one knows you all that well, at least that's how it is with me. I feel comfortable and safe saying things here. I have said things on this webpage that i would never tell anyone else face ot face. 010504
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birdmad bickety-bam! 010504
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carden hello bobby...we should get together soon. chanaka will be home soon too... 010504
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flo i actually like silentbob, he rules as a one eyed man in the land of the blind. i just hope that blind mans buff doesn't take its toll and force him to think all by his little self.

oh and movie must sees,
midnight cowboy'
la haine (hoping that got to the states but it probly missed you.)
pi
if...
(especially if.... not to be missed if only to explain why columbine happend.)
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nocturnal I am apparently his bitch. interesting.
(see: blather_argument)
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Aimee Hey bobby,
I just thought I'd let you know that I miss seeing your posts. Maybe I've just been missing them, but hey if you need to talk... you can find me on msn :)
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silentbob apparently you have been missing them, because ive blathered the last few days more than i have in a while 010713
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Dafremen I haven't blathered here YET?!!!

Oh...wait a minute...never mind..I just did.
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nocturnal I had a dream about bobby last night. how weird is that? I think it might be a sign that I spend just a bit too much time here. 010713
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silentbob what happened in your dream? 010713
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nocturnal well, it wasn't anything too exciting. it was just kinda strange. I went over to your house and we hung out. it was like we were old friends or something. so now it's different when I read your posts. you know how that happens sometimes? you'll have a dream about someone in a different context, then whenever you see them it's not the same as it was before the dream. that's what it's like now. anyway, that's pretty much all. 010713
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silentbob those dreams are weird. 010714
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punk hey bobby-o. its "..." from way back whenever. you remember me? you wanna fight? no, you want to touch my ass. 010915
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silentbob Yeah, i remember you. i think we had beef or something, but i dont remember what it was about. sure, i'll touch your ass 010916
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psychobabe bobby :) i havent talked with you in awhile but i did see you at the 24 hour relay which was awesome! cuz bobby is just awesome and kicks ass :D
*hugs*
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Jenna Hey bobby I went to your pics page by way of hey_punk_email_me_a_pic. I like your captions a lot. I myself am a "gallery whore". Except I have one senior picture that I've put up all of the Internet. The same one everywhere. I haven't developed film in a really long time. :)

Also, just one of my random_observations, your_makeout_cd is excellent. Not just a bunch of songs thrown together haphazardly but more like an old school mix tape, if you have any idea what I am talking about. It's cool.

But you knew that.

Later.
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silentbob yes. i am obsessed with the mixtape phenomenon 011202
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silentbob p.s. i want to see your gallery 011202
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silentbob never you mind, i think i found it. 011202
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ClairE is most certainly found attractive. 011203
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punk hey silentbob im back. do you still want to touch my ass? i dont remember what we had "beef" with awhile back, probably some dumb shit. maybe it wasnt beef, maybe it was pork. who the fuck knows. just touch my sweet ass and call me pablo. 011204
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silentbob *squish* oh pablo, how i love thee 011204
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punk oh silentbob how i love you so! grant me the one thing i wish for most in life! marry me bob! marry me!! touch my ass again. 011204
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silentbob *swat*

tried to email you, didn't work
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Mateo Fear and loathing in las vegas
amalie
snach
.......and two smocking barrels

I feel like a brown nose just being in here, but man I had to pay my respects.
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Mateo oh, and how does that trainspotting quote go?

For a vegetarian....
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silentbob "For a vegetarian, Rent, you're a fuckin EVIL shot."



though i never did figure out why it was called trainspotting.
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Mateo because of the wall paper in his room when he sees te baby and all that abstinence shit, its trains. 020215
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silentbob yes, but like...

trainspotting is this real phenomenon or hobby thing or whatever, where thes epeople will go and, i dont know, watch the trains come and go from the station and they calculate what time each specific one leaves, or something like that. And there isn't any of that in the movie...

unless maybe its some kind metaphor for the characters or something. i guess that might be. Maybe the book explains it. i have been meaning to read it
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Mateo I see... well, there is that seen that starts with a train leaving, I always guessed the had just gotten off, but maybe they were just trainspoting, but its probably a methafor. 020218
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Rhin
Bobby,

I came across this software (graphics) and thought of you...


www.3dcafestore.com/bodyparts.html
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silentbob hella expensive! 020219
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Rhin
yes, but they have nipples!!!
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anatominal squillo nipples, i already have two that i'm not using just lately. why would i need more 020219
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Casey Betsy says you're coming back in two days. Wohoo! And next time, don't have Russ deliver an invitation, it makes me feel like he's the middle man and that he's important and I need him. It sounds strange I know, I'll explain it better in person, just e-mail me from now on. 020220
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silentbob i was telling him to tell people cuz he was online and you weren't online. but then he was like, "What do you want?" after i told him what i wanted and im like "Sorry you're just slow" and he said "IM NOT SLOW" and im like "Nevermind that, just do this favor for me" and hes liek, "IM NOT SLOW!" and he wouldnt get off that and im like "FORGET IT, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" so he started saying my name over and over again in an attempt to annoy me.

Yeah. I wont have russ be