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lo supposedly there is a fool proof singular secret to getting girls. or so my brothers says. my dad recently passed this secret on to him and he refuses to tell me what it is. he says that all the guys i've dated have used it. WHAT IS THIS SECRET!!! damn you male species 030516
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stork daddy i don't know what the secret is...but you're so interesting...if i wasn't so wild, you might just be able to save me. 030516
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minnesota_chris do you want to get lots of girls, Lo? 030516
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cube The problem isn't getting girls - they seem to be everywhere these days. The problem is figuring out what to do with them once you have them.

Very expensive on the upkeep they are, by the way :-)
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lo i think your using the secret on me stork daddy...i'm feeling a gotten...no minnasota chris...i'm actually hopeing to become immune to it by understanding it...if only 030524
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cole Last I heard, they are actually real people with skin and teeth and everything. Perhaps treating them as you do people you like (if, in fact, you like the particular girl in question - yes, they do vary from one to another) rather than, oh, cum catchers and eye candy, you might have more success. I don't know about "getting" them, though; do you mean by way of capture? I think that's illegal here. 030524
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megan {the secret}
smile at us.
help us when needed.
listen.
be a friend first, let us trust you.
be patient.
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niska uh, if he's my 'friend' FIRST, he'll be my 'friend' forever...

there's no secret to getting girls. the one you like either likes you too, or not. then you try another one you like.

just be fucking honest, guys.
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megan well it works for me :-)
we stay friends forever, and that makes the relationship all the more better
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pobodys nerfect That whole making a guy friend into a boyfriend thing doesen't work for me either. It can be sort of awkward. I'd just rather keep guy friends and love interests separate.
For me, honesty wins big points, along with no showing off, and behaving like a gentleman.
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splinken Ignore me, only call me late at night [if ever], take clumsy liberties with me when we make out. 030525
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Syrope the secret to getting girls is in every romantic comedy. embarrass yourself for her (not like, in front of her...maybe "on her behalf" is better), dedicating songs/lyrics/asking her to dance in inopportune but romantic places, flowers (ooh flowers)

but the secret to keeping girls is the one guys can't seem to handle.
i never know if i want to be kept (i always want to be gotten), so i can't help with this one.
now that someone's trying to keep me i should probably develop some expectations, because "i don't know" really isn't a constructive answer to any question
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smurfus rex I don't have a secret to getting girls, because I only want to get one particular girl...

But we're already best friends...

If that's all we'll ever be, then all will be well, because that's all she wants...

Should platonic move to romantic, then that's icing on the cake...

It's all in her hands now.
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carlita honesty
no games
respect
honesty
honesty
honesty
honesty
... shall i go on?
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Toxic_Kisses How much honesty do you want? after all some times too much of it isent nesasreoly a good thing

Ex: Dam that girl's hotter than you! *He says to you, eyes glued to her, while walking though the mall holding your hand*
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shivers i love it when guy is talkin to u about nothing serious and then u both stop and stare at each other. without it being awkward, lol. just try not to be full of urself, and oh yeah, honesty is good too 030527
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jane is the same as the secret to getting guys

"it's the great tango of love"
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god order one online 030527
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minnesota_chris women who say they are looking for an honest guy usually say that because they are surrounded by, or are trying to avoid, the opposite. Which makes me wonder why they are hanging around with jerks. 030529
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0of46 according to ben hardt, the trick is to truthfully convince them that you care about them

his trick is that when he says he cares, it really means that "it would suck if they got hit by a train or something"
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abrasion sing some trite & meaningless song to them about how groovy they make you feel

while clenching your face into an expression pitched somewhere between heartfelt emotion and constipation
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x tell them how much you like them when they suspect that you may want them to take a long walk 030529
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carlita honesty...
i'd rather him tell me that that girl is "hotter than me" and keep walking WITH ME than keep it a secret and try to get a date with her when I'm not looking!!
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trixie be nice 030612
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silentbob pretend like you don't like them.

girls always seem to be with guys who treat them like shit, maybe you can fool them into thinking you're one of them and then once you have her show her you really are what she wants

a girl once told me that she liked going out with guys she'd never be friends with because its easier to blame them when it goes wrong.
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niska uh-oh. sounds like nice-guy-syndrome...

i never felt bad about sending a jerk packing, but the nice ones? the guilt is unbearable. it can carry on as long as two weeks. or until you no longer have to screen your calls.

that's when you know he's latched onto someone else, and give or take a day or two, the guilt is replaced with a feeling of relief. though after that day or two, there's a girl out there who's going to be feeling mighty guilty for at least a few days.

but that's her problem.
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stork daddy niska, you'd never leave me, right? 030623
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niska stork daddy, i doubt i could shake you off in a hurricane... 030623
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stork daddy that's because i am the hurricane 030623
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niska the man the authorities came to blame? 030623
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bob dylan put him in a prison cell,
but one time he coulda been
the champion of the wueeeeeerld!
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Death of a Rose minnisota chris, dead bang on.

Why girls?

You say you want honesty, but honestly you want beefcake boy and assholes baked in a manufactured pie.

We want you and told you we wanted you and what did you do? Squealed the tires as you ran us over.

Okay.....get the pulse down.....you're going to have an aneurism (sp?)....
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minnesota_chris don't blame them though, we're all doing the best we can. Some people, through no fault of their own, are loser magnets.

A former girlfriend said she was dork bait.
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Lemon_Soda Hmmmm...rough one....

Every girl isn't the same, so no one trick will do it. Traits they say they are interested in are honesty, sincerity, and mutual interests. Other traits I've noticed are being self centered and having alot of money. Oh, and you might need to be from the same social class or above.

Also, women lie while in relationships to. And they assume men's mindsand hearts are more complex than they really are.
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firestarterr ONLY 2 things needed to get girls:
money
Big black penis


i have neither :(
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sirflaccid If you don't have to give them the time of day then they aren't worth having.

If you have to give them a lifetime then most likely you will never have them.
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nomatter nice car 031021
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Zoe guys are really bad at getting girls. they always go for the popular ones they can't and will never have. if they pay attention to the normal, even shy ones, they would get way more girls. these girls will always like the guy because no other guy pays them any attention. 031022
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once again A sense of humor, thoughtfulness and a wilingness to accpet my faults have alwasy done it for me...

though a nice ass never hurts.
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misstree roofies
ghb, is it? too many letters in my lexicon of intoxicants.
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stork daddy camoflauge 031023
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misstree bleeding chocolate 031023
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stork daddy come on then! 031023
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misstree well then, how would you like to bleed?
*blinks innocently*
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celestias shadow sorry, dude. there ain't no secret. We girls are just impossible creatures to decipher. Do your best and you'll probably get the most points for that, because really, it varies with every girl. Personally,I'm not really so much a 'romantic dinner and flowers with songs written for me' girl. I'd rather take a walk for 45 minutes with him and actually be interested in the conversation the entire time. See, but that's just me. Like I said, it totally depends on the girl. It's like the rest of life- there's no secret, you mostly just wing it. Give things a try, and see how they work out. Go with the flow. 031208
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anon One thing I have noticed as I have gotten older is that both men and women start looking for more in a partner than a nice ass or money.

To all you nice guys out there: hang in there: after age 25 or so, a lot of women stop being interested in the assholes and start paying attention to the guys who treat them nicely. They start to realize that the good-looking and arrogant ones are not worth the trouble (they take up valuable mirror space, for one) and they start looking for other types of men (yes, even men they could be "friends" with first!)

And to all you shy or non-Playboy-Bunny girls out there: the older guys get, the more brains and character they start looking for in a woman. It's not their fault really - they are just driven by the little head when they are young and it's hard to value anything but the hot bodied girls when your walking around in a hormone-induced fog. Luckily, this is not an entirely terminal illness. The prognosis often improves in the late 20's.
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minnesota_chris A lot of cute young women like it when you treat them like a younger sister. Worshippers are actually a turnoff. 031209
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falling_alone don't treat me like a piece of meat, if your only it for some pleasure move on... i'd like to be treated like a person

o and please deflat your head before you approach me *grin*
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misstree wow. both of those are very often against my own preferences. heck, that's my approach, usually. but both have to be done with style. that's the secret_to_getting_trees: Style. when everything they do has their personal scent all over it. when i want to just look at someone so's i can drink a little bit of them. yeppers. 031209
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TalviFatin never lie. dont give us reason to be suspicious. friendship first. be kind and care. use your heart, not your ...yeah. and treat us like the goddesses that we are 031216
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stork daddy who wants one anyways? nah...getting them isn't so bad. it's keeping them that's difficult. always muscling out of the bars. 031216
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stork daddy plus they aren't housetrained usually. 031216
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minnesota_chris 1. not be broke
2. not be depressed
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sabbie jesus, this one is easy

a rope
a big bag
and a fast get away car.


NEXT!
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not jame gumb heh, i was gonna say that (sort of)

i was watching "the silence of the lambs" the other day and i though

1) some ether
2) some rope
3) a van
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minnesota_chris ooh... a cute 11-year old Florida girl got grabbed recently. Sounds like someone got his girl. 040204
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superleni tattooing my name across your forehead would get my attention.
sending me an appendage by courier; that would be sweet.
failing either of those, other friendly exchanges, good manners, and inciting that little oh-does-he-like-me feeling concurrent with oh-do-i-like-him?
recognition of ones humanity is probably the clincher though.
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still not buffalo bill it_puts_the_lotion_on_its_skin 040205
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a friend of benjamin raspail it_rubs_the_lotion_on_its_skin 040310
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hello little starling or_else_it_gets_the_hose_again 040310
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once again I came to tell the secret... but I see my memories haunt me, even here in my most public private place... the secret...



is to ask.


It rubs the lotion on it's skin
or else it gets the hose again
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minnesota_chris When I was bored, living in the city, I had the idea that I would go up to bus stops and ask women if they wanted a ride. And give them a ride. Most would decline, but a few would accept. 040531
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somebody Make them feel like a VS model! (highly sexy but not in a trampy way) make her feel like a lady and donít be sleazy just make them feel like their most beautiful woman that youíve ever seen in your life. Flirting (not in a crude overly sexual way (not in the beginning any ways)) helps alot as well.

This mostly works on females that don't already know their beautiful.
Give them the confidence that no one else ever has most females who feels sexy and thinks you think she's the hottest dam thing on two legs will most likely reward you kindly. Complement her often be some what romantic (but not too much other wize it seems sort of cheesy and besides you donít want to set the bar to high for your self but disregard that if your actually looking for something more then just sex (yea like that would ever happen)) and gentlemanly.

Thatís the secret(s).
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x lie 040601
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magicforest GIVE her the confidence?

What kind of confidence is this that she doesn't attain it within herself?
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witchesrequiem 1. Get a job!
2. Move out of yo mommas house!
3. Own a car!
4. Don't be a complete Asshole!
5. Learn how to cook or clean....something that will impress her other than lighting your farts on fire.
6. For that matter if it is a body function...leave it out of the conversation.
7. At least pretend to listen to the bitch...and if you can't remember don't assume the negative b/c you weren't listening.
8. Don't slobber when you kiss.
9. Compliments! Can't go wrong
10. And when you dump her,........don't be a total ass b/c shit travels and none of her friends or their friends or their friends, friends will ever date your ass.
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ethereal If you happen to smell of ylang ylang I'm yours... 040602
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JdAwG Too bad I don't smell like ylang ylang. 040602
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minnesota_chris use an anti-cootie soap 040606
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Lila Pause The secret that your Daddy is talking about is Rophynol. 040621
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Jess Be me but a boy!
tut tut! Ethereal! I am dissapointed in what I've discovered about you here!
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puredream ethereal is dead. 040707
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Leland i don't like girls who play games with me, i show intrest, i show responability, but when you tell me you're going to call me back, call me back, and if you want me to call you back, tell me to call you back, i don't like speaking in code cause it's all just too damn confusing, basicly, be straightforward with me and don't skirt around the issue. and we will both be happy because there won't be as much confusion :-D 040707
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kookaburra tell me!
im yours!
but dont just flirt and back away!
helllllooooooooo!!!!
i know one day i said i was psychic-
but i was just kidding!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
god-fucking-dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
invents a new curse
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pete i tried to tell you, i gave you the bundle of writings that would set the background, i read the poem which I thought was about love (though others have told me other things), but then your bestfriend came, and she drove us home, so i never got the chance, on the walk home alone 040708
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Jess How comes?
Wots the attraction to "Puredream"?
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ivyducktwilightseto puredream is a goddess

It's true

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Jess How do you know? 040712
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pete *bites his tongue*

i meant it in the best of ways.

but you'll read it and think it a slap in the face, i think.

walking home from playing in the school yard until 4am after finding out the girl i like passed out somewhere with another guy (who makes me feel uncomfortable when he is around) when we went to jam with them, and after getting a kiss that made me feel nothing from a friend (oh pete) before leaving the park... 'i need to talk to someone, but i'll probably end up talking to that star. she's my goddess of broken hearts.'

i meant it as in, if you heard what i said to that star over the last year and a half, a lot of it was about broken hearts...
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Jess Oh I see!
How poetic you are!
You talk to stars!?
Isn't that quie the one way conversation?
But, if it works for you!
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Jess Or is it some kind of metaphor for Ethereal!?
See! I'm just not poetic enough for blather!
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puredream ethereal is not capitalized. 040713
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minnesota_chris I'm a little short on cash too. 040714
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Jess Sorry! ethereal!
But, oh wait, I'm not meant to talk to you am I?
Oh well!
Your loss I spose!
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thunderbuck ram Promise them wild, down and dirty sex, with a smile, and then make sure you live up to your promises. That gets me the girls i want. 040823
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Von Hellstaff Gee, you really impress me with your physical prowess and towering intellect. Many will want to shower you with praise and be your devoted slaves now. Thank you Lord for providing us with the unmatched pure bliss of DD and TR. May you bless these two with neverending sexual stimulation. 040823
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pete i find that by avoiding the uncomfortable situations i end up with people (usually girls) who have a similiar dislike to the general condition of our working conditions (trendy bar) and, well, i have no idea really what i'm saying, because i have no idea how to get girls... just friends, which are usually much better 040823
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thunderbuck ram Thank you for your kind thoughts VH 040824
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Somebody that I used to know complements: the secret to getting and keeping a girl. unless you dont mean them, otherwise you must be a good lier. 050111
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misstree so where exactly does one take a 18 year old stripper on a date? 050111
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WMD 123... 050111
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The_missing_Dot And

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kx21/WMD/etc. Well don't take him to my place expecting me to supply you two with company, because I'm too busy spending all my spare time here at blather spamming! 050111
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iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl how do girls get girls?

the trouble is, even though i am one, i don't know how they work.
i dont get how to manipulate them. not necessarily in a bad way, to hurt them, but to manipulate the conversation, to know if they feel the same.

guys are easy to manipulate, very easy.

i don't know what this secret is.

fuck. if only i knew any lesbians.
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dandy People "get" each other. You meet someone and there's either a low-grade comfort-buzz of ease and trust or there's an electricity of chemical mutual fireworks attraction. They stay gotten because neither decides to bail out. Both assume a forever clause. Ideally between 2 considerate people who decide "I love this about the person". Dote but not 24/7. Be autonomous, more generous than you have to be but never mention it. Play. Don't strain to pain. Communicate feelings sometimes. Share yourself. Work out. Groom. Ge real. 050116
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camille be yourself, no false pretenses,they either like you for who you are not what you pretend to be... 050116
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misstree the body language is similar, but a little more, um, tender? usually, anyhow... light touches, things like that... compliments... think of what other people say to you that might lead the conversation in that direction... and if you're not sure if the girl is bi, well darlin', in this day and age, most girls experiment at least some, and those that don't usually aren't offended. furthermore, remember that as chicas our brains are built more towards emotional communication, so most girls get and give hints better than the average boy.

personally, i'm not one for the bicurious; there's usually a giggling shyness, a "wildness" to it that, well, there's more fun things to do in bed (or car, roof, church, etc.) than giggle. but, to each their own, go forth and get the pussy that you desire.

and if you're looking for a relationship, honey, someone up there said it best, it's either there or it isn't, let it flow and hope it flows back.
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Rx does it really matter if there is a secret or is it just that u think that there is one? or can it just be that ur not being your own self and not showing how you feel? sorta like hiding in a box when ur a kid to stay away from reality and just sitting there pretending to be on the mood chilling with some aliens? all i know is that what works for you stick with it! 050501
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Staind_And_Souless Well, firstly, to reallyg et a girl's heart and soul, you've got to be a girl too.
Then simply fall for them. That's the most endearing thing ever.
Then have lots of mind-blowing sex.
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Lila Pause I'm a girl myself, I'm a fellow sister.
But when I see the parade of girls on offer, each like a different flavour of lollypop, each sweet and shiny and clean, I can almost understand the visceral salivation of every man and boy from 10 to 101. I can look them up and down (but in my own subtle female way) and think...yes, what a cute little ass, what pert little breasts. Each one like a flower just waiting to be picked, or an apple pining for teethmarks; each one a fox too striking to escape the hunter's eye. And this is why we 'get girls'. We pick them before they wither and drop, and like an all-you-can-eat buffet, stuff ourselves with all the grapes our aching tummies can hold before the season's dismal end casts a shadow over the golden fields, removing the luscious banquet from the table before our very eyes like a too-hasty servant who passively-agressively has the gall to resent the good fortune of her patient master.
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hsg play. be yourself. be confident. dare to kiss. be considerate enough to hold her hand. protect because you care about her well-being, not out of a controlling attitude. be sincere. fuck in the grass. be free. you only have one moment at a time. and every moment is to be lived to the fullest, without reserve. she holds the key. she can unlock the mystery of your seed. 050723
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stork daddy also...blowdarts. 050724
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knot meat what the hell does it matter! you wouldn't know what to do with one when you got her! 050724
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falling_alone do not tell me you love me 060815
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nuff said chloroform 060815
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lux kiss her gently behind her knees. 100422
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hsg be _yourself

quality_vs_quantity
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