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Grendel sent back through time by a future version of the schleiffen_plan to prevent an angry horde of fist_kittens from pounding the bejesus out of all creation 000608
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jennifer I love the schleiffen man 000608
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The Schleiffen Man i just found this and have realized i now have a following! at least someone loves me.... my ex just seemed to want to lie to me but it's okay....i've been lied to before and i'll be lied to again so i'll just let it slip on by.... for now she's lost the pleasure of my company.... and sadly enough i've lost her company too...it's self imposed isolation.... 000608
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the madness of grendel (unchecked even) in the year 2021

the fist_kittens rule with an iron...well, you know.

disguised as live pokemon
they seized control.

but they knew that it could not last forever so long as some one had a plan


a schleiffen_plan

in an attempt to put an end to this plan, the fist_kittens tore the fabric of time (and clawed the hell out of its drapes too) sending back a legion of frankenfistkittens

the clattering sound of all of them materializing in the same dumpster was tremendous

but it was futile
from the bits and pieces of the wreckage was built

the schleiffenator
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The Schleiffen Man just a question of curiosity (i'm as curious as a cat, but harder to kill)... why do you love me jennifer? 000609
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jennifer because you have tastee words
like the union_plaza
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grendel Transmission emanating from unknown source: Intended recipeint--ERROL...Message received--Villainy sounds like a good plan...be prepared for a volley of poorly trained fist_kittens at any moment...would have replied sooner...but...4&^%()*&))*@!&*(^*(&^(^

TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED

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The Schleiffen Man   Schleiffenator



Created August, 1980
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Hair: blonde, short
Eyes: Blue
Inseam: 36 inches
Wingspan: 6' 9"
Shoes: Size 15 USA
Hands: 9" (wrist to middle finger)

All other specs are classified until further notice. E-mail soulsteal@hotmail.com for more info.

  --End Transmission--
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klarchen Wherefore art thou? 000715
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The Schleiffen Man I've neglected the blatherites, i know... damn the man (who happens to be my boss) and damnt his capitalistic society... making me work so i can earn what i get.... up with communism... or at least some form of despotism where i get lots of power! ;) woot! i say we need a government of the schleiffen, by the schleiffen and for the schleiffen..... 000716
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klarchen Ich bin traurig. 000717
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Le Homme Schleiffen pourquoi Ítes-vous triste? 000718
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klarchen Ich bin sehr traurig, weil ich habe verloren meine mittens. 000718
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Lhomme Schleiffen avez-vous regardť sous le divan? 000718
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erin pobre gatita, donde los has perdido? 000718
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klarchen Ja, schaute ich unter der Couch.
Ich kŲnnte nicht die mittens finden. Meine mittens waren so weich und warm!
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Doar :) 050621
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