schleiffen_plan
MollyGoLightly you used to say live and let li-ive

youknowyoudidyouknowyoudidyouknowyoudi-i-i-id

i am an internet rock star. fuck the beatles. fuck guns n'roses. it's all the same degree of asshole in my book.
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Brad And I am the orchestrator. We should link to it, molly... 000523
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bird and let mad but if this
ever-changing world
which we all live in
makes you give it a (try/cry?)

say:...
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The Schleiffen Man This is the official announcement of The_Schleiffen_Plan v.0001▀
It may be found at http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~estisdal .

This page is under construction (relatively speaking) and is slowly forming (emphasis on the slow) .
E-mail us as a collective from the home page or e-mail us separately on our own pages once i've gotten around to making our logos into e-mail links (damn i'm lazy).

Sincerely,
Me
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youla they're fucking nuts. 000603
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The Schleiffen Man we're fucking nuts? or do we just spark a new level of morbid curiosity in your head? only you can answer us.... 000603
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youla curiousity, yeah. i mean, this thing doesn't make any sense at all. does it? maybe it does. you at least seem like you're about to do something crazy. i'll send my picture if other people do it too.

i'm morbid, i guess, in a pro-life sort of way. it's a nascent philosophy. we need to rework this whole apocalypse idea.
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The Schleiffen Man The webpage came from my mind with the help of the other cast members as we sat around in a class learning. I don't know about THEIR plans, but my plans are to create a good waste of time so I can learn a litle HTML and entertain a few folks at the smae time. I'm looking to appeal to the morbid curiosoity in people; the same morbid curiosity that makes you slow down to look while passing a car wreck or watch Jerry Springer just so you can see if the midget mud wrestler ever kicks that stank ho transvestive lesbian's ass. 000603
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youla mmm... fancy that. i think this is going to work. your morbid entertainment and my pretend seriousness could be a great prank on the universe. i think this is what the internet is for...! 000603
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The Schleiffen Man e-mail for more information

schleiffen_plan@hotmail.com

peace out citizens!
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grendel he's a real Schleiffen_Man

living in his Schleiffen_Land

making up his Schleiffen_Plan

for Nuh - body

(it was there, i couldn't resist)
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Splinken I am the pun police!

*slaps grendel on the wrist*
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The Schleiffen Man I ride my horse backwards... i don't know where i'm going, but i can see where i've been. 000627
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klarchen Ah, yes.
If only I had the energy to formulate a master plan, like Dr. Schleiffen did here.
Ah if only I was so brilliant and masterfull.

message to dr. schleiffen - check your e-mail.)
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grendel actually, molly

i'm rather fond of being slapped around

(literally, not figuratively)

mwahahahahahahaha
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The Schleiffen Man TMI mr. grendel, TMI 000627
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daxle I wake up this morning and turn my computer on first thing only to find that once again there is nothing new to see on the plan page
then I think about being disgruntled and yawn instead
and wonder if I'll ever get to see the rest of the animated version of Grendel
and begin to fume about my hs english teacher again so it's all over from here
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The Schleiffen Man This is the official announcement of The_Schleiffen_Plan v.002▀
It may be found at http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~estisdal .

This page is under construction (relatively speaking) and is slowly forming (emphasis on the slow).
E-mail us as a collective from the home page or e-mail us separately on our own pages once i've gotten around to making our logos into e-mail links (damn i'm still lazy).

Sincerely,
Me
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roxy This is ri-goddamn-diculous. 000703
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MollyGoLightly abso-fuckin-lutely, roxy! 000703
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The Schleiffen Man This is the official announcement of The_Schleiffen_Plan v.003▀
It may be found at http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~estisdal

E-mail members directly!
See Super Villains!
Make more comments about the site on blather instead of to us!

Peace out, begin consuming
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MollyGoLightly hey schleiffen,
not to be a party pooper (or pants party pooper), but we should get a guestbook. blather should not be our guestbook.

i hear our pals at newdream make a killer guestbook.
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The Schleiffen Man guest books are waaaaaay above my head at this time, but if we get e-mails, i will post most of them on the site.... sure it's not exactly fast or super dooper interactive, but it's something at this point and juncture! i'll be thinking and studying.... i might write my own little guest book thingy... i dunno yet... i'm pondering the thought... 000703
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klarchen Check this out:


http://search.msn.ca/results.asp?q=%22schleiffen+plan%22&RS=CHECKED&Form=SMCRB&v=1&un=doc&CY=en-ca


Delicious.
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The Schleiffen Man i riegn supreme on MSN's search engine as well as Yahoo! and Metacrawler. We rock tha party that rocks the body! 000705
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The Schleiffen Man As of now, the Schleiffen Plan is on pause until I can think of something for it to do. I also need a break from my computer. A long one. It could do me good. E-mail the usual spots, I'll be watching every once in a while. 000708
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The Schleiffen Man With the addition of the schleiffen cam, The_Schleiffen_Plan will come back under construction around August 6th. I will be stuck in my dorm and very bored, so I'll have time to update. I might even catch a wild MollyGoLightly to come play as well. Only time shall tell.

Stay tuned for updates, as they may happen often and furiously.....
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? So what's up, schleiffen plan? 000823
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The Schleiffen Man okay, so i lied... i just got around to touching the webpage... it's updated slightly... we added a new villain... any suggestions? 000823
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? guestbook 000823
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The Schleiffen Man as i see it, i have two options.... neither of them good... i can move the page to a server that supports the cgi/perl to do a guestbook, or i can try and write my own... but i've tried that and the current host doesn't allow for scripting... so i can move the page and use a guest book that's totally out of whack with my color scheme, or not have one at all... i'd prefer to stay consistent... but a guestbook would be nice... i WILL post any e-mails i get (not including resumÚ's for villains) and share them in entirety with the world 000823
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The Schleiffen Man my laziness has eroded what could have been into a never was. key members have disappeared temporarily (some more temporary than others). maybe some day when my motivation outweighs my inertia. maybe.

This is errol of the schleiffen plan, signing off.
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The Schleiffen Man i've lost all concepts of time and priority.... the plan fades...

will yours be next?
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klairchen hopefully not...hey i was dead this morning, then i woke up. i'll do everything i can to revive the plan. i'll make a link to it at my site, schleiffen man. 001114
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The Schleiffen Man notice to all parties interested -

catch it while you can

You'd better hurry cause it's going fast.
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klairkendra spleck!

I can't believe my eyes.

So you aren't dead?

That's the best news I've had all day.

Thanks Schleiffen Man.
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The Schleiffen Man I'm still around.
yes klairchen, i am alive.
Check diary if you remember it.
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naM neffielhcS ehT filtered perhaps? 011119
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falling_alone my history teacher liked to say this word 040123
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lick nasty weirdness in pleasant ways. 040123
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x this seems like light years ago 040123
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EEEEEEEEEEEK! AAAAAAHHHHHHH

SPAMBOT


BLATHER HAS BEEN INVADED


RUN FOR THE MUH'FUKIN HILL, YO
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Welcome to the home of the Schleiffen Plan!
This page best viewed at 800x600 in 16 bit color.
(anything less would be uncivilized)

The Schleiffen Plan is (at the moment) the very bad brain child of a bored student at a University in the South. If you find this page and can't figure out which school, then I won't tell you. The name is "borrowed" from the plan of attack developed for the Germans for World War One. Any questions? Answers can be found (no guarantee) by simply e-mailing me here. I reserve the right to post (or not post) any e-mails sent to me. Please send criticisms or lauding to me directly. All flames will be sent to /dev/null.

Current Assignments
Latest and Greatest

Daniel Dean, the Pumpkin King, and The Orchestrator have undertaken top secret missions in distant countries in order to learn more of the underground fist kitten movement. The Schleiffen Man and Molly Go Lightly will remain stationed at headquarters in case of emergency.



Other News
Be on the Look Out!!

A new breed of fist kitten has appeared on the horizon of our battlescreens. The FK-100 is a mecha-kitten designed to infiltrate innocent kitten populations and turn them against our cause. They consist of a light fluffy organic layer covering a complex skeleton made of yarn and mice bones. Be on the look out for this new threat to world freedom.



Older News
Schleiffen Plan Members Save the World Again!

The Orchestrator and Molly Go Lightly have just recently completed their deployment to Kryzmplkistan to mediate the Cyrillic Vowel Accord. To bring up the uneducated or lazy, the Vowel Accords are a treatise designed for the Eastern European Communist Block in which all nations participating agree to have unfettered vowel sharing in order to help make up for the vowel shortage striking the area. Frnzyklstan and Kryzmplkistan, along with 14 other countries in despereate need of vowels, signed the accord without incident of name calling or thermonuclear detonation. This marks yet another time the Schleiffen Plan has stepped in to correct the course of history.



Undercover Time Travel Sting Successful

Molly Go Lightly and Daniel Dean, the Pumpkin King, have returned from their 3 second mission back in time to correct wrongs done in the past. Project Kwantum Leep was a raging success! Aided by a supercomputer named Ziggy and The Schleiffen Man (under the code name of Al), Molly and Daniel helped bring the advent of hair bands so that the Fist Kittens could not radically alter reality by making disco stay forever. Our hats are off to you!





Molly Go Lightly Takes Last Cookie

In a daring gesture of grace and speed, Molly Go Lightly beat The Schleiffen Man to the last cookie on the pan. They were Pilsbury Ooey Gooey Super Dooper Chunk'o'Chocolate Chip Cookies the Orchestrator made after a jam session with Parliament Funkadelic. All parties involved were briefed on their rights regarding the cookies before consumption proceeded.
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The list of Villains reads left to right:

* Evil Admiral klarchen - Alliterative Alien Foe


Vital Statistics Name: ??????
Rank: Simplistic Virtuoso
Birthday: 10/28/80
Height: 5' 5"
Shoe Size: 8
Fun Facts:

Tres kool Kanadian girl who tries way too hard to fit into someone else's inside joke.
Always gets what she wants.
Finds the word "cute" extremely traumatizing due to unresolved psychological conflicts.
Coined the phrase, " Damn you baby ducks, why must you be so damn cute?".


* Resident Lurker Sarpedon - Guerilla Poet


Vital Statistics Name: ??????
Rank: Mathematical Sage
Birthday: 4/??/83
Height: 5' 11"
Shoe Size: 10.5
Fun Facts:

Writes poetry and whips through math and physics.
Quite the odd one.



* Hateful Faerie Princess - The Name Says it All


Vital Statistics Name: ??????
Rank: Pain Princess
Birthday: 1/27/83
Height: 5' 6"
Shoe Size: 9
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Well this page is new obviously!


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01 Jul 2000
Added What's New page!
Added Pictures for Schleiffen Man and the home page!
Updated Biography of: Schleiffen Man!

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03 Jul 2000
Names are now linked to e-mail on bio pages!
Added The Opposition page and a villain. Everyone say hello to klarchen!

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19 Aug 2000
Updated the front page news!
Added a villain. Everyone say hello to sarpedon!

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