saved_by_texas_gay_marriage_ban andru235 oh, what a relief. all of my plans would have just totally fell apart if texan's hadn't added a ban on gay marriage to their constitution. why, i simply can't imagine what i would have done if they hadn't gone through with the measure! i'd have had no choice but to do some laundry, or perhaps fry whilst stirring. i'm sure thousands of embittered, petulant couples across the 2nd largest state were at *last* able to effect reconciliation, thanks to this bold and necessary maneuver. tonight they can make sweet, sweet love, orgasming aplenty, knowing that those &$@&!#@$ homos can't tie the knot. hot times for all. they say, "don't mess with texas", and increasingly, i'm left wondering why anyone would even want to. isn't it already messy enough? according to a 2004 poll, texas has the second highest problem with litter. i'm sure the taoists of texas - if there are any - can see that, for the sake of litter-acy ranking, katrina wasn't all bad. but now that gays can't marry, texas need not worry about the trash cluttering it's streets. and since gays can't marry, they won't be throwing wedding parties where bean-casserole is served, which will reduce farting and thus improve the air quality around houston. oil refineries, land ho! 051109 ... andru235 gah - no ' in texans 051109 ... The Spork LIke IKC_56_80 said, the funny part of that Amendment is that because of some of the language in it, ANY marriage in Texas could be declared Invalid under the terms of The Amendment. Leave it to the goddamn wingnuts who prattle on about the Sanctity of Marriage to have potentially put that instituion in Jeopardy with their Idiocy Comedy is Where You Find It 051109 ... andru235 really? that is quite humorous indeed, in a sad, yet comedicly tragicly hilarious way. i will definetly add that point, spork, to my arsenal of why marriage bans are dumb. thanks! 051110 what's it to you? who go blather from