things_i_never_thought_i_would_say
Anna_Began Man, if I could just go ONE weekend without making out with another boy I'm in love with... 030409
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raze i wish i'd been born a cactus. 130306
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raze i am writing a song about the end of the world for a girl with a gorgeous voice to sing. 140415
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raze i think a fruit fly flew up my nose while i was taking a bath. i hope that doesn't mean i'm going to turn into a giant fruit fly now. 140602
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raze last night i got three people to stand in front of a microphone with me and sing a refrain of "gallop a gallop a trot", and another that went "neigh goes a horse, neigh goes a horse horse horse horse", and they actually took it seriously. 140623
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epitome of incomprehensibility Is Ralph Nader supposed to be a girl or boy here? ...and it hinged on the word pudendum/pudenda, as in "the transliterated pudenda of Ralph Nader" in J. G. Ballard's book The Atrocity Exhibit.
Dictionary said it is external genitals especially of a woman. Especially? Well, it sounds like a roundish word, and is Latin like labia; I've always found male genitals to be more Greek. 		140630
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raze from a distance, this deodorant smells like chapstick. 141023
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raze i am watching a french tv program about an australian man who paints portraits using his penis as a paintbrush. he's really pretty good. better than some artists who use actual brushes. 150208
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raze i heard a justin bieber song that didn't make me feel like a small piece of my soul and a larger piece of my brain just died. i really don't know how to feel about that. 151016
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unhinged i like a taylor_swift song ( blank_space)


i dont give a shit what sob_story got you where you currently are 		151016
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e_o_i Oh, I don't blame you! I liked it that she could make fun of her own celebrity image. And the beat is fun, the lyrics aren't bad, etc.

She gets criticisms that she's shallow in her friendships - that she's just accumulating well-known women as friends to say "SEE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME," rather high-schoolishly, rather than "I am supporting my friends because they are cool!"

Maybe in that way she's a bit of a sociopath? ;) 		151016
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raze i just released a sneeze so forceful, it made the resonating chamber of a banjo ring out as i walked by. 160327
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raze in this age of soulless manufactured boy and girl bands, i find myself missing the spice girls. at least they had some personality, even if they were manufactured too.

stop right now. thank you very much. i need somebody with a human touch. 		170712
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raze today i bought a telescoping noodle duster. 170902
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e_o_i My other songs were depressing, so I wrote a cheerful song about the pandemic. 201129
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raze i want to record a sad, slow acoustic version of "saturday night" by whigfield. dee dee na na na. 210806
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unhinged leaving_without_saying_goodbye 210806
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tender square i like watching sports.

(give me ken daniels and mickey redmond calling wings games, and bob roll and phil liggett's insights into le tour and i'm a happy clam) 		210808
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unhinged i don't care who you share your time with or what you do to, with them when i'm not around as long as sometimes i get to bask in your smile 210808
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raze this morning smells like peanut butter and jelly. 220212
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nr i dreamt that my cousin said "i'm not! i'm making myself some liking bed girl!" 220212
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e_o_i Both to the dog:

"It's no use. You can't eat it and you can't make friends with it." (concerning the rabbit he was trying to chase)

"Stop sitting in my chair and sniffing my butt." 		220704
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e_o_i "Is the pom-pom gone yet?"

To Dad, about the Pomeranian that kept barking shrilly at Shiloh. 		220727
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e_o_i "I was talking to my syntax homework like it was the dog... YOU'RE a preposition phrase! Good boy!"

(Pets expand one's range of utterances.) 		220918
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raze i finally attached the strap to my dslr after putting it off for five years, and i didn't utter a single dirty word along the way. 221016
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e_o_i "I had to stop the dog from eating the neighbour's ghosts." 221016
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Soma "My mom is actually pretty good."

It's weird when your parents grow up long after you became the adult. 		221017
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raze i doubt the person who invented hand warmers is still alive. but if they are, i'd like to buy them dinner. 221018
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raze i've taken almost ten thousand pictures in the last two years. more than half of them have been of squirrels. 221021
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tender_square it's one thing to pretend to be an old person for halloween as a kid; as a thirty-eight-year-old woman, any makeup to make wrinkles just settles into my real ones, making me look like me but more tired. 221031
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raze it's november, and i've had to turn my air_conditioner on at least two out of the last three days to keep it from getting too stuffy upstairs. 221103
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raze i haven't written a song in a year. 221202
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e_o_i "This is what humans do. They open mailboxes." (Shiloh seemed to question why I was stopping.)

"I don't know what that word means. So let's invite the Internet to this party." (I had resolved not to plug in the Internet cable until I was done marking an essay, in case I would, say, go on blather (hmmm). But then the student used a word I didn't know.) 		221210
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e_o_i "This is hot water. Not for you. It's people-water."

Said to the dog. Unorthodox_definitions: herbal tea = people-water. 		221217
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raze i had twenty furry backyard_vistors yesterday. 221222
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raze (i also can't fucking spell this morning. that was supposed to be backyard_visitors.) 221222
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tender_square i may not be able to keep this house and it was the one thing i thought i could rely on. 230103
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raze i'm giving some serious thought to buying a twenty-five-pound box of walnuts. 230111
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raze i want to smash my skylight window with a sledgehammer. 230119
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raze today i poked myself in the eye with a packet of iron powder and salt. 230125
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tender_square i just played the word "dong" in online scrabble. 230203
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nr moby congratulated me on being canadian so i don't have to live in their dumpster fire of a country 230228
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raze last_night i edited a wikipedia article to shame a corporation that's spent the last five months terrorizing me with hideous noise. 230301
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e_o_i I'm avoiding sending my poem to someone I met at Accent_Open_Mic. She thought it was about propositions but it's really about prepositions, so I'm afraid she'll be disappointed. 230309
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e_o_i (propositions in a philosophical way, not in a sexual way - but I can see how she'd think there was a pun) 230309
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tender_square my seventy-one-year-old father is having three different birthday celebrations because none of my sisters (myself included) are speaking to one another. 230318
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tender_square i am a recovering perfectionist. 230331
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raze tonight i used a pair of cuticle scissors to dig some of the nut dust out of the craters in my camera. 230405
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raze (i also went ahead and bought that massive box of walnuts a little over a week ago.) 230405
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tender_square my peace of mind, my sanity, my mental health, and my safety are all worth more than what added rental income would generate if my unit were to go back on the market again. 230409
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tender_square i give up. 230418
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kerry "there's no reason to put wheels on a phone." 230418
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raze i mistook my shirt for a pair of thermal underwear. 230424
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raze if i didn't have company last sunday, i'm not sure i ever would have trimmed my fingernails again. 230528
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raze "sorry, lampshade." 230612
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raze i just did a set of squats on the intermediate landing of a carpet-covered staircase. 230703
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raze there are pickles in the freezer right now. 230918
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raze today i told my bathroom to be quiet.

(hey, it sounded like someone was hammering on something outside.) 		240304
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raze i'd rather not wake up tomorrow. or ever. fuck it. 240312
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raze there's a part of me that dreads the moment when spring will have truly sprung. at least the shitty weather keeps some of the assholes inside. 240407
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