horny mikey is me right now. GOOD LORD. "im dyin im dyin" 010308 ... horny beast in the forest of the night Satyr, single, ancient and well-practiced seeks like-minded nymph to greet the coming of spring in a scadalous display of unbridled hedonism 010308 ... silentbob After two and a half years i was the first person to blathe under horny on blue blather. After about two or three months, Mikey was on red. 010309 ... nocturnal yeah, he's a quick little horn ball, ain't he? 010309 ... mikey is that good or bad? heehee 010309 ... nocturnal neither, really. more like an observation. 010309 ... mikey hey im a very sexual person what can i say. i can say IM HORNY! ok so now im being a dork...let me scamper outta hee quicklike... 010309 ... the ancient satyr i've been horny for centuries if you saw the points stickin' outta my forehead you'd see that it's more than just a figure of speech here 010309 ... Aimee Me, almost every night... usually late... since everything else seems to shut down as sleepyness gets around my sex drive kicks in and that's all i wanna talk about 010310 ... nocturnal and that's how ya get in trouble! 010310 ... nocturnal it would be unlady-like to post what I want to here, so just take that as the statement itself. damn. 011105 ... Evil Parallel Bono ~~~gets naked yet again~~~ 011105 ... nocturnal who are you, evil bono? 011105 ... kali and she looks so great in a tshirt with red sleeves and no bra. her back feels so good against my hands. her smiles feel so good against my concern. but this time she sends me home. ugh. whatever. 011105 ... Evil (fully clothed) Parallel Bono "a figment of my own imagination" is all i can say too much time spent trying to play jesus to the lepers in my head 011105 ... psychobabe i agree with aimee, it always happens late at night 011124 ... psychobabe you've seemed to be for the past nights....hehe nothing i have done:p it wasnt my fault you got horny well....maybe alittle part of it was BUT besides that it wasnt my fault... not my fault if i have a little control fetish over you hehe tonight shall be fun 020209 ... pralines&cream I admit, I am very horny. I like nakedness, I like sexuallness, I like roughness and niceness and all sort of horniness. I just can't wait to get some. 020210 ... two-eyes deep drums in the dark, bump boom thump thump, Humpety hump hump. sneaky outsider, testing the gap between the floor and the door; mesmerized by the humpety hump hump, squeaky springs supporting the thrustings in the sandbox in the playground of the lustful,empty passion and empty sweaty air, a void filled by the bump boom thump thump of her 5-CD-Changer keeping the hump hump in rhythm, short silences, so He can’t sneak in. 021111 ... limanne being like this now will defuse some great sex later. i prefer the slow simmer. 021111 ... endless desire i hate to agree with pralines&cream. i just need to wait and wait. i want it now tho. i could have it too. in an instant. it wouldnt be bad, i try to tell myself to have sex now. but i should wait. i want to wait. ahh marriage. so very far. and he wants some and i want some. and tho its not really an act of love, cant it be with someone love? im sure its better that way. but for now i must maitain an "anything but" mentality. and long for my damn wedding night. . . 030505 ... TK this is not beginning to be a problem this _IS_ a problem and in this house hold there is not a damn thing I can do about it bc I just know this is what will happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkVFecWwAys and even if I were actually wanting a real human (which I don't) that would add ~_WAY WAY WAY_~ to much complication to my life. 13 yrs and never once was this an issue till now How the hell do ppl function on a daily basis like this?!? UGH Is there a word that means both miserable and (sexually)/frustrated? Whatever it is that would be me, just put my picture next to that word in the dictionary. 140813 ... flowerock unable to view the video, but... you've got hands, they might help? or... running sometimes provides a similar satisfaction. get so tired that you don't care. I ve got the opposite problem, until I eat maca... then I feel it all day (at work unfortunately) and am exhausted by the time I get home to do anything about it... 140813 ... unhinged it comes and goes like every feeling. taking care of it myself brings me to tears sometimes. the last time someone else took care of it was cold and mechanical. in a few more months, celibacy will take root and i will barely notice. i am ovulating. i cant tell if the bartender was smiling for me or for the tips. but the twinkle in his eyes made parts of me ache that i am trying to ignore. damnit 140813 ... TK I came here last night and read what you both had written and started to cry, not bc I was sad but bc I hadent actually expected any kind of reply at all as I’d simply needed to vent, never once had it even occurred to me that I’d get back such personal replies. Thank you both flowerock and unhinged. I don’t think eather of you have any idea how much it helps to know that I’m not alone in this situation, that there is a sort of “been there done that” club when it comes to this. On the whole, the mere topic of masturbation is not one I feel comfortable talking about, as a matter a fact I’d much rather be trapped in a tub full of live maggots covered in snot that actually discuss this topic on a personal level, so the fact that yall are so willing to be open you just can’t even begin to imagine – aw damit here come the waterworks again. Ok to hell with this, if I keep trying to talk and tell you how much I appreciate yall I think I just might flood this room and I have no interest in walking on soggy carpet while wearing socks. Ok so I’ll simply say yall are incredible and I cant even begin to thank you enough for making me feel like I’m not some kind of freak! Ok, enough of this. Next topic plz. 140814 ... epitome of incomprehensibility She had two choices on a lazy morning: conjure two or more of her written characters, possibly from different stories, and make them screw like hedonists in romance-novel prose. Or visualize the conjunction of various exponents of two. One might be more conducive to masturbation than the other, but which one? 140814 ... unhinged girl, if you dont want to talk about it, i will. i will proudly declare i masturbate. touch yourself. buy yourself toys to touch yourself. buy accessories for the toys. make yourself moan out loud. you will feel at least marginally better AND you wont have to deal with any post sex awkwardness. its a win_win if you ask me 140814 ... unhinged (sorry. i'll be done now) 140814 ... e_o_i You can always hide behind third-person narration! 140815 what's it to you? who go blather from