golf
spoons physics
but no physical exertion
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the snowbird i wish i had taken it up when i was younger.

not for the love of the game
but for the access to power i lost when cocaine fell out of fashion at the turn of the last decade in this town
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florescent light My beautiful roommate plays golf on his computer very often.

I think it is adorable.

I also think it is silly, and tease him.
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stupidpunkgirl i used to be friends with a boy named matt, and he liked to play golf.
i always thought it was a little out of charcter for a boy who's other hobbies consisted of smoking pot and skateboarding.
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mikey golf. i am a soccer player played my whole life. like most...laughed at golf. how lame. how dumb. how NON sportlike.


till i tried to play it. OH MY LORD golf is hard. try hitting a tiny ball 300 yards n getting it into a hole 3 inches diameter. fuck that i sucked but being out on the greens..is relaxing!!
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e_o_i Hitting balls with other small objects in order to make the balls go in a particular direction does not seem to be my specialty.

Makes sense. I'm just not coordinated that way. I'm even worse at baseball. Like Mikey, I prefer soccer with its direct person-to-object-contact and all the running around.

But what I'm lacking is an understanding of or acclimation to golf culture. Not that I really need it, but for what I'm writing (taking too long to write) it seems an asset.
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e_o_i See, to me, "bunker" means an underground shelter for soldiers. In golf it means a small sand pit used as an obstacle.

Not that I'm a soldier either!
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