eric
silentbob
"
If
you
were
a
girl
,"
i
told
him
at
2
:59
on
a
friday
night
, "
I
would
take
advantage
of
you
right
now
."
040320
...
raze
i
thought
he
was
different
.
when
he
came
here
to
film
me
doing
what
i
used
to
do
,
his
enthusiasm
seemed genuine.
i
sent
him
some
music
in
the
mail
.
he
convinced
me
to
record
myself
reading
the
handwritten
letter
i
slipped
into
the
package, repurposing
the
gift
as
a
school
project
so
he
could
get
a
free
grade
out
of
it
.
i
didn't
like
how
that
made
me
feel
.
but
i
ate
it
.
he
was
supposed
to
interview
me
for
a
documentary
he
was
making
about
the
local
music
scene
.
we
hammered
out
a
day
and
a
time
.
he
didn't
show
up
.
he
never
talked
to
me
again
.
you
can't
find
any
of
his
work
online
anymore
.
he
deleted
his
entire
portfolio
when
some
of
the
people
who
hired
him
started
making
a
stink
about
not
getting
what
they
paid
for
.
at
least
i
got
to
see
some
of
the
footage
he
shot
of
me
a
year
or
two
after
the
fact
,
even
if
i
wasn't
savvy
enough
to
download
it
before
it
disappeared
.
it
wasn't
one
of
my
finest
moments
anyway
.
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