britney splinken : spears. you can't fault a girl for getting her groove on. 010326 ... unhinged ick gag should be shot; maybe not her just the stupid assholes that made her famous. 010326 ... nocturnal no, I think it really would be best for everyone if she were just shot down and the rest of the world was therefore put out of its misery, well, that part of it anyway. 010326 ... birdmad warhol 14:45 14:46 14:47 14:48 14:49 010326 ... im punny is flat! BWAHahahahahaha get it? flat?? 010327 ... mikey i cant stand her. but shes doing what she wants to do and gotta respect her for that at least. 010327 ... nocturnal hmm, respect britney? that's a new concept. not sure if I can do it. 010327 ... nocturnal the other day I was in philosophy class and we were discussing what defines a person's identity; whether it was one's body, mind, soul, brain, etc. so prof. sharma said, "let's say for example that I switched souls with britney spears, I was in this body but had her soul. which one of us would I be?" and I raised my hand and said, "that's impossible, professor. britney spears has no soul." he thought that was funny as did the rest of the class. 010328 ... facetious bird i kept telling myself i would stop bitching and griping, that i wasn't going to belabor the same point til i'm blue in the face but... ...oops...i did it again 010328 ... grim lip rib nety 020319 ... silentbob blah, i don't really care either way about britney. If she goes away and never comes back, or if she comes out with like 45 cds simultaneously, it won't affect my world in the slightest. 020320 ... blue star I think it's sad that everyone who hates her/thinks she's obnoxious has to bitch and moan about her more than her fans adore her. I'm not saying that I don't do it too.... 020320 ... silentbob as a person she doesn't seem that bad. like i don't picture her being a bitch to my face, and if she cut me up behind my back, i dont imagine it would be for something undeserving. 020320 ... Photophobe lightglobe 45 Cd's simaltaneously?! Why didn't I think of that. Thanks bobby! I'm gonna be famous! 020321 ... pralines&cream She's a beautiful sexy girl with considerable talent. She's taking advantage of what God gave her ... anyone else would do the same. 020321 ... moocow there is no god 020708 ... peyton I've got to disagree with Pralines on this one. She's cute, but she's no more cuter than any of that millions of high school teenie boppers with pretty faces. Britney is just some high school age tits completely saturated with glitz for appeal to the guys, with stupid run around say-nothing lyrics so she has a reason to stand up there and show of mentioned tits (see above). But that's just me. Pray for the backlash. You know it's comin. 020708 ... Black Argonaut I read somewhere that Britney and her entourage went to the Cannes Movie Festival (founded by Robert Redford to support independent cinema) in a feeble attempt to boister her movie career. I choked down a laugh... what movie career? To top that off, she and her group apparently chatted on and off their cellphones during the film of the hour, to the anger of Mr. Redford, and committed the ultimate sin of leaving early. Obviously little miss "hit me baby one more time" has no respect for the time, money, patience, and art that goes into making a film. I think she should be thrown into a large box just before the box is filled with concrete. Also, my mother said the funniest thing: "the only thing that girl has going for her is her body. you'll probably see her in playboy in a few years." My mom is... well it was just funny, i guess you had to be there. 030129 ... birdmad Redford's film festival is Sundance Cannes is the big international film fest in france just to clarify, but yeah, britney and "movie career" aren't two things one would call a great idea when mentioned in the same sentence 030129 ... Black Argonaut You're right, it is the Sundance Film Festival i was mentioning. Sorry, long day, boring professors, drained mind... Either way, i dont think Britney would've known which festival she were at anyway, so i'm in the clear. 030129 ... oops im birdmad again heh, agreed 030129 ... splinken when asked to choose between britney spears and christina aguilera, i will always go with xtina. britney spears is sexy in a very cute, harmless, accessible, Playboy kind of way. xtina looks like she would beat you up and put a cigarette out on your leg. 030413 ... black and then go shopping at the gap 040401 ... raze dear ms. spears, we have been subjected to some truly awful attempts at british accents from american stars over the years. keanu reeves in "dracula" comes to mind. anne hathaway's accent in "one day" was pretty laughable. and in "robin hood: prince of thieves", kevin costner didn't even try. but your so-called british accent just might be the worst accent ever attempted in the history of attempts. please, for the love of god, stop this nonsense, before dick van dyke's cockney accent from "mary poppins" assumes human form and strikes you down. sincerely, everyone in the world 131028 ... jane what did i miss? 131029 ... jane p.s. bad british accent award goes to winona ryder in "the age of innocence" - so bad even family guy had to rip it apart. 131029 ... raze in all fairness, this faux-british spoken-word thing britney seems fond of doing in her songs these days isn't actually the worst example of an attempted accent there's ever been. it's just that with pop stars, sometimes hyperbole is the only way to reach them. 131031 what's it to you? who go blather from