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Astronomical Sure, there's that belt but also that sword, right? 011106
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alice my belt could be a dangerous weapon. its all metal and shit, just smack someone upside the head with it, lol. i got smacked in the ass by one and it left a welt. shit 020727
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the incredible shrinking birdmad i need a new one

i used a punch to tighten mine up by about eight inches as a result of all the weight lost while i was sick (56 lbs net loss after my condition was stabilized - it was 68 pounds before they stopped the dehydration)

but sometime around the point i ended up in the hospital i lost it

just as well though, with all those extra holes, and as stressed as it had become when i was heavy, it was looking pretty shabby

i have to hold my waistband when i walk until i can find some clothes i like and a new belt

it's a source of low comedy around my office
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