queen_of_hearts
Quintessensual If only there could be a queen or king of hearts to match good citizenry.

If an office-holding queen or king of that suit would be in a committed relationship, I bet the non-office-holding card would be in the same suit.
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marjorie she has abdicated her throne. i am taking over. soon, all will be in shambles, for i have no heart of my own to have practiced with. there will be much breaking, and the shards will mangle our hands when we try to pick up the pieces afterwards... 991221
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Not QoH but some days I wish I was Somebody has to say these things. 020814
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on a quiet street where old ghosts meet still baking tarts and i'm not making way, when the angel moves the clay he'll lose his wings at the dawn of the day 020814
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girl_jane Amy was the Queen of Hearts. I was Alice. Betsy was the Ace. Erik was a card, either ten or two. Casey was a card, either ten or two. We had fun in Alice in Wonderland. 020815
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god juice_newton

and moose droppings, for the sake of conceptual continuity.
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Kristopher Alice lost and trying to find her way (even though all the ways are the Queen's ways), with no one but asylum inmates to help her. It must be dreadful indeed, without a way of her own.

And the Queen says, "0ff w17h h3r h34d!!!11"

Now everything's confused. . . moreso, that is.
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The Spork I wonder, did someone strap you to a chair and make you watch an endless montage of all the most bluntly manipulative tragedies in the Disney film canon as a child from the death of Bambi's mother to the scene where they shot Old Yeller?

Because if they did, it would certainly explain a good deal.
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Strideo anyone know what really happened to The Little Mermaid?
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megan she was always your best bet.

the little mermaid lived on to the sequel... just as all disney characters do.
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minnesota_chris Either she's feeling kinda shitty, which is a bad place to be, or else she just doesn't care about anyone, which is far far worse. 030814
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the Queen of Hearts Not only do I not care about anyone, but all of you who post sad and pathetic 'poor me' posts actively prove to me that the world is filled with self-indulgent, boring fuckups.

How the hell did you become the defining moment of evolution? The pinnacle of modern humanity?

My world is filled with you people, and that makes me angry.

I have no hope for the future, for the future, as the present and the past, is filled with people who are just like you.

The world is fucked and you people make it fucked and yet you will not take responsibility for the fact that it is so.

Fuck you.
Fuck you all.
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Arwyn my god, I feel nothing but pity for you. 030814
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the Queen of Hearts And I feel pity for your god. 030814
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jezabel your hypocrisy and ubiquitous hatred make me want to sick up on your shoes. 030815
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minnesota_chris self-indulgent, boring fuckup? Guilty as charged :) 030815
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The Spork Not only do I not care about anyone (self-indulgent), but all of you who post sad and pathetic 'poor me' posts actively prove to me that the world is filled with self-indulgent, boring fuckups.

How the hell did you become the defining moment of evolution? The pinnacle of modern humanity?

My world is filled with you people, and that makes me angry. (sad and pathetic 'poor me' post)

I have no hope for the future (boring fuckup)(sad and pathetic 'poor me' post), for the future, as the present and the past, is filled with people who are just like you.

The world is fucked and you people make it fucked and yet you will not take responsibility for the fact that it is so. (sad and pathetic 'poor me' post)(boring)

Fuck you.
Fuck you all."

No thanks, i don't think my schvantze could take the frostbite that such an encounter might cause.
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jane this is the bathroom wall of blather
where we can bitch at will
yay
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jane i mean, the queen of hearts is a whore! 030817
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birdmad feeling pissy i mostly just keep wanting to ask her who shat in her cheerios?

another person who pops up just for the sake of telling us how terrible and lousy we are when most of us are keenly aware of it all by ourselves

eat a flaming bag of peanut-ridden excrement, your-royal-fucking-highness
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andru235 the queen of hearts -
so greatly adored -
ain't from these parts;
she married our lord

but though her style
may seem exotic
beneath the veil
she's quite neurotic

nevertheless
her love is pure
and her tender caress
can all maladies cure
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rage she stands beside me and his eyes follow her 051023
what's it to you?
who go
blather
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