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the recovering lutheran twins
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The Cereal's Hot So Your Destination's Not
Start your day with the heaven scent of sacred hostmeal laced with Opiate_Of_Molasses ®. Warms your heart; won't damn your soul.
WARNING: consumption may cause erratic evangelical behavior, stigmata, or complete loss of any discernible personality. Not recommended for Jews or free-thinking individuals.
Be a redeemer: send in Tithe Points for cool gear.
Hostmeal prizes may—if your faith is strong enough—include:
Purgey_Tortoise plush toy ... helps you through those rough transitions.
Certificates for a free box of Pope_Tarts ... their papally delicious.
Sample tablets of Holy_Rolaids ... soothe that burning, right away, without questions.
Copies of Alter Boy's Life magazine ... with such articles as 'The Do's and Dont's of Kneeling.'
Act Now—Forever is a Long Time!
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