amorfus There was a blue ship, carrying many blue passengers, sailing in the ocean. Near it was a red ship, carrying many red passengers.

The ships crashed.

At the last report, the survivors were marooned.
blah the lowest form of humor 000515
The Schleiffen Man on seeing the girl who practiced alternate religions, the priest calmly replied....

"something Wicca this way comes"
birdmad In other news, a prison bus is reported to have collided with a cement truck, resulting in the escape of several inmates

be on the lookout for these hardened criminals
grendel the midget psychic was wanted on criminal charges in several states.

i guess that makes him a small medium at large
The Schleiffen Man A Bhuddist monk walked up to the hotdog vendor and said "Make me one with everything."

Thank you.
kreeyiss Rene Descartes walks into a bar , sits down and drinks a few...

a couple hours pass, and its closing time...
the bartender asks, "one more?"
Descartes replies: "I think not.."
POOF!! Descarte ceases to exist...
(my phil. professor told me that one)
i am wonderfisd band names with puns:

cotton, the act

tool tribute band names with puns:

Tool i see you again
Tool wrongs don't make a right
It Toolks Tool to Toolgo
Tool time (?)
Tool hundred Toolers in a Toolbox
Ahmad 1 i recently used whought knowing:

call me if u wanna cum.

yollanda sooo, this word is used as a short humorous saying? 040110
falling_alone no pun intended...

or is there
neesh a freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother 060625
what's it to you?
who go