poptarts
mikey if you could be one what flavor would you be?

id be frosted blueberry!
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johnny west I think I'd be frosted raspberry. 010312
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Aimee strawberry, frosted strawberry 010312
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twiggie chocolate with vanilla frosting.
those are the best kind!
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twiggie sigh i mean chocolate pastry with vanilla filling...shoot me 010312
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johnny west :::tries to shoot twiggie with imaginary firearm:::

:::imaginary firearm explodes, destroying half of johnny west's brain (what brain? heehee):::

Couldn't do it, twiggie! I could never shoot you!
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dafremen Those brown sugar ones...

Mmmm Brown Sugar...how come you taste so gooood?
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twiggie don't be afraid! you can close your eyes while you shoot me if it helps... 010312
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johnny west I don't wanna shoot you!
I only shoot people when they pull my hair.

:::demonstrates by pulling own hair and shooting self:::

Ouch...
Shouldn't have done that.
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silentbob strawberry, unfrosted 010312
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mikey silentbob is the first UNfrosted man. i bow before your greatness. 010312
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unhinged smores with frosting

those are the only kind of poptarts i like....i guess i could be reincarnated as one
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sickturtle i am the amazing pop tart that goes to school and tries to win mike's heart. i fear the toaster! eat me uncooked, i say! boring, unfrosted, and vegan friendly. this is a nice site, by the way 010312
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mikey POPTARTS RULE! let the poptarts bind us. 010312
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johnny west :::raises face to the sky and screams:::
WE ARE BOUND!!!
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nocturnal chocolate. no question. I wouldn't mind being a chocolate anything. well, maybe I would, cuz then I'd have to be a canibal and I think that would be wierd. 010312
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florescent light I would be a cherry poptart - because it is the classic flavor.

My favorite, however, is Smores.

That's about the only kind I can stand to eat.
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unhinged yes yes YES

smores are the only ones i can really stand to eat too...i have not quite figured out the allure of the pop tart. whenever i eat them in music history, my professor always says "how can you eat those things?" this is the same man who ate cereal with cream every morning....good old dr. gould. =)
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mikey toasted. with butter melted on top. 010312
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Dafremen And who exactly ARE those pretentious Toaster Streudel eaters anyway?

I say we take them out and move in on their turf.

Hey...you f*ck with "The PopTarts" you get the sizzling hot filling BIATCH!!!
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Morelen I live on the brown cinnamon sugar poptarts...with the same kinda icing on top...youd think after eating them for years obsessively id know the right name huh? 010314
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stupidpunkgirl if i could eat only one food for the rest of my life
it would be pop tarts
preferbly s'mores or the chocolate kind.
but strawberry is nice too...you just always need to put them in the toaster
the chocolate kinds are good toaster or not
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twiggie you don't know how to eat strawberry poptarts emily. first you have to eat the crust off all around. then you have to split it down the middle and scrape all of the jelly off and eat it. then you eat the crust with a glass of milk.
you just can't get it right.
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mikey mess with me poptarts i KEEL YA KEEL YA I SAY 010315
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Aimee I currently hate them... i've lived off of them for the last 4 days... poptarts for breakfast lunch dinner and snacks... god I hate poptarts... 010729
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mulder maybe the chocolate... definitely with the frosting though 010730
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nocturnal I totally feel aimee's pain. at school I'd live on only poptarts for days at a time. it's not hard to hate them after a while. 010730
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god unfrosted strawberry, much like silentbob 010730
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Rebecca I like the choclat ones with choclat iceing!!!!! 030521
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yugi i love poptarts 040307
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white_wave poptarts brand are all loaded with sugar. way way too sweet. I like Amy's brand from the health_food_store. Strawberry is teh yummy.... 040307
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J4n3 3/\/6L158 1 summer i ate poptarts...alot, for like 3weeks thats all i ate, aside from beverages any how...yeah i love those poptarts...there are so many flavors!!! mmmm...i think i smell their addictive allure now... 040314
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pipedream brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts. please God rain them from the sky, i haven't had a pop tart in years :P

*suddenly craving them*

and twiggie- you GOT it girl ;)
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Anthony Travaglini The best college food in the world!!!!!!! 040404
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Ant The best college food in the world!!!!!!! 040404
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ofsuch the frosted strawberry ones should all be destroyed. now. 040430
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