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god yep. the ol' fool just launched a "sewer rocket" the size of a baby's arm. 010518
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baby satan I was supposed to meet him in Italy too. Doesn't look like it'll happen now. My one shot at redemption...plugged up by shit. Oh well. Nothing wrong with being evil! 010518
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god everything happens fo a reason. 010518
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recovering addict everybody's gotta poop

get over it

i think the day i was born god was taking a humungous shit. that explains a lot.
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god i mean this turd was HUGE! you coulda tied a rope around it and rode it over niagra falls!

i didn't shit you out. you are the crown of creation.
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celestias shadow heh heh heh *giggles at profoundly odd mental picture* 031026
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blah-ze when i read this, i though someone mistook him for something else, that someone had already kindly wrapped up in toilet paper and chucket... then they realised he slipped.

now i know that there is so much more to life out there. i will keep the image of the 'riding over the falls' thing for eternity, be that good or bad.
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god it's all the pepsi what keeps him regular 040928
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Gilles de Raisin-Bran so clearly, the pope is not a rabbit 110202
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unhinged and republicans send the vatican plumbing bill 150928
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baby satan with donald trump the human plunger all that hair is bound to mop up something profound. 150929
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