poetic_onslaught poetic_onslaught dafreman,photophobe,silent bob, tenacious d, unhinged, stork daddy, toxic kisses, birdmad, daffy, nocturnal, mahayana, distorted tendencies, daxle, and yummy chuckle. yall suck. yall suck big cock, with your tounge and lip lock. dafreman was probed by photophobe, while silent bob slobbed on his knob. i guess its hard not to b silent, with a dick in your mouth thats keeping you quiet. tenacious please, tell unhinged these, nuts are just for you to please. damn i cant finish my poetry right now but ill b back. i got a question for you wise people....how does a blind person know when he's finished wiping his ass? 020419 ... Saint that's easy, bitchcakes we ask folks like you for the "blind taste test" you rim-jobbing taint-licker you trouser-stain you half-shot load you product of rectal_gestation if i wanted any of your lip i'd scrape it off my zipper you scrotal wart you gene-joke you fucking botched abortion 020419 ... insect life is all around yeah, goddamnit mortal Kombat insult poetry! woo-hoo fuck! where's my turntables? this shit needs a soundtrack 020419 ... silentbob this is stupid 020419 ... Dafremen It's expression oh judge of all that is wonderful and not. : ) EXPRESSION IS NOT YOUR BITCH SO SIT THE F*CK BACK DOWN ATTITUDE BOY by R. Dafremen I personally love expression in all of it's many forms and though some expression is obnoxious as hell...so are some people and some insects and some cars and some commercials and some bosses and some significant others and some games and some songs and some teachers and some products and some fruits (take the avocado for instance) and some shoes and some trees (WHAT!? Ever try to climb a palm tree? Or hell a tall juniper bush OUCH!) and some ice cream flavors (bubble gum...bleh!) and some soups (Ever notice how cream of broccoli smells like crap? Tastes alright though) and some keyboards (Thanks Microsoft...ego-nomic is more like it Bill) and some jobs and some movies and some weather and some visitors and some game shows and some beers (When you said Budweiser...you said headache) and some books and some religions and some (ok most) governmental agencies and yes...even some poetry...like the one you're reading right now. 020419 ... Toxic_Kisses yea, I freely admit some of the poetry I've writen sux, *Shrugz* so what of it? 020419 ... Dafremen This is why YOU'RE on my christmas list. Some folks wanna throw out the ugly babies cuz theyz ugly. But theyz our BABEEZ dammit! Ugly or not. Free expression means free to express. Not free to express..if it doesn't suck. 020419 ... poetic_onslaught Saint, i love the way you intricately put those words together to vilely denigrate me. you should make a list, as long as dafremans nonsensical poetry, of your abstruse aspersions. silent bob did i hurt your feelings? i was looking forward to your response. i got a question for you. can you feel the veins of the dick expand in your mouth when it cums? 020419 ... Sailor Jupiter OM, Saint...that must have been the most horrible insult I've ever heard. You defniately got creativity points though. 020419 ... poetic_onslaught Toxic Kisses, i love the handle. the thought of how u must b with a name like that turns me on. tell me, how did u come up with it? what is intoxicating about your kisses? toxic kiss....my lips upon the bottle while i tilt my head back and let the alchohol bring out whats pent inside my soul and set me free. toxic kiss....from maryjane, inhale the smoke that clouds my mind and blurrs what i wish not to see. are you intoxicating like that? if you are then i would love to meet you. i think im in love @};- 020419 ... silentbob it doesn't seem creative. it doesn't seem like a good insult. it just seems... stupid. cock jokes are easy. like this one: Hey, poetic onslaught... but i believe you have one of my pubic hairs in your teeth from when you were choking on my cock. see? thats not creative. it's not original. its just stupid. well... im sure its not original but ive never heard it anywhere before 020419 ... poetic_onslaught awww silent bob you disapointed me. i expected more from you. u should b able to do better than that. but i must say that my intentions weren't to defame anyone. i made that other thread entitled "just to make a difference". my handle was just a period. the truth is that all those names i mentioned are the most popular that ive noticed...most of them. and yall got some pretty good stuff. i just felt like stirring things up a bit. 020419 ... Toxic_Kisses Poetic_Onslaught, I'm really not quite sure what to say here, if anything I feel az though I'm being setup for some sort of trap so I'll try to say az lil az possible. Never have I sought out the lime light of popularity in blather, actually this past month I've hardly even been here compared to previous months, and while I know you simply want to be noticed are you sure that this is the way you want to go about it? Some ppl may disagree w/ me on this but fist impressions really are lasting and such negativity will only separate you even farther from the goal your -seem- to be striving for. I'm not upset @ you or anything after all stirring things up can be quite fun and exciting, but personal attacks on ppl isn’t so much stirring things up az it is being mean, and thats not really your intention is it? 020419 ... Dafremen I think he has created this little pocket of unpleasantness as an amusment and we can choose to play or not to as we see fit. I think it´s funny as hell...really lame but I´m a sucker for lame humor being a major supplier to most of North America myself. I won´t be back to this blather, but good luck. 020419 ... Saint well, look at it this way, me and poetic_onslaught can say really nasty degrading things to each other in new and innovatively offensive ways and anyone who wants to participate or offer up a good critique may feel free. i always thought i made cereberal dick jokes (all the better to mind fuck people with) 020419 ... sabbie sabbie... babbie... nabbie... drabbie... condabbie... marcasinabbie... skroinkadabbie... nup .:sighs:. im jsut not gunna be able to do it. 020420 ... silentbob uhh the point was that i could have done better. and you could have done better too. and i wouldn't really consider saying stupid things "Stirring things up" its just.... stupid. you're just saying "shocking" and "offensive" words to get a reaction. and that, my friend, is stupid. you didn't really defame anyone. as far as i'm concerned this is just another pointless blathe void of "meaningful" insight. the material is cheap and stirs up nothing 020420 ... silentbob the whole critique thing was tried before. and again. and it didn't go over well. 020420 ... god this stuff is stupid, but not nearly stupid enough for my taste. 020420 ... Photophobe What the fuck? I'm not even sure I understand the insult. Ok, so you're implying that the obovementioned blatherers have come all together from around the world for some kind of orgy. Nice one. Do you have a blueprint for your brain, fucker, because I'm trying to build a moron at home. 020420 ... Dafremen Nice dis Photophobe. Indeed GOOD show! See bob, now this is really what this meaningless blather really needed, someone to take the content up a notch. Course sto0pid rox tu. see also: FREE_EXPRESSION 020420 ... Dafremen Did I add REALLYs in for padding or something? Sheesh..say hello dumbf*ck! Hello. 020420 ... poetic_onslaught Toxic kisses, i wasnt trying to set you up for anything. i was being completely sincere...so sincere that i went through the trouble to c you picture. and dafreman', and silent bobs, and others. yummy chuckle...your beuatiful baby. your more boring than i thought silent bob. the least u couldve done was humor me and go along with this to feed my "stupidity" as u call this. it apparently wasnt too stupid since i did have participants in this thread. well toxic kisses u werent what i expected but u still looked.....decent. as for those of you that got mad....yall need to loosen up. 020420 ... poetic_onslaught and to answer toxic kisses question. its not the attention im after im just trying to do something, matter, not be bored. i agree that the first impression is the most important for closed minded, less understanding people. and if i was being mean...i really dont care much. people are either gonna like me for who iam or not. im gonna be me to please me. because u sure as hell cant please everyone else, and if u try....then your not being yourself, and if your not being yourself then you cant b truly happy. and besides....no one likes a fake 020420 ... misstree *steps up* wow, reading through this, i nearly passed out from the scent of bitching and moaning. "it lacks content." "it's meaningless." well, if it's so boring, why the fuck respond to it? it's not limiting your ability to blathe elsewhere, and in fact, i would say that the *lack* of truly creative insults in the endless procession of whines was more meaningless than the orgasmic insinuations at its beginning. if you can't put a few interesting words between "i think" and "idiot," don't bother. if you can, please, by all means. poetic_onslaught has humbly offered his tender little ass for a good spanking (i am assuming his is the proper gender--i've seen neither balls nor bitchiness enough to warrant a true assignation of sex), and i hereby offer myself up for anyone who feels worth the challenge. come on. call me a cum guzzling gutter snipe. call me three week old parmesian twat cheeze. call me an obsequious, swine-sucking mother of a bastard wombat. tell me i have halitosis. just, please, in the name of all that is interesting, stop bitching. if you think there's no content here, don't water it down. spike it. beyotch. ("those who are easily offended should be offended more often." -mae west.) 020420 ... poetic_onslaught misstree, i love your attitude. and i would call you a cum guzzling gutter snipe and all that other stuff but it seems that you know all that about your self already. its kinda hard to insult a person when she knows that she aint shit to begin with. it must be nice being you. your are a she right? and if you wanna see balls....beleive me baby i got em. in the words of juvenile...i walk with a limp 'cause my nuts heavy...lol. well anywayz its hard to tell if your against me or not. im thinking both. so if you wanna step again...bring it baby. 020420 ... silentbob i think he wanted a reaction and he wanted people to bitch. and i did. and now you've successfully bitched too. congratulations. you've gotten where i am 020420 ... Dafremen No, I think she one-upped ya S'Bob. See she complained...but she ALSO added some REALLY good content to this blather. ME? I'm enjoying the show, of course. : ) 020425 ... Saint now click on over to best_horriffic_insults now there's a blathe so ugly that even the hideously deformed and the severely mentally handicapped stop to point and laugh at it the blathe so ugly if it was a baby i would have to rely on the fact it had eyes to keep from flushing it by the way, whatever happened to MisterFunkadelic i liked his mother_jokes blathe that was some suitably fucked_up blathing 020425 ... Saint best_horrific_insults 020425 ... silentbob but see its not really good content. 020425 ... misstree you just haven't had the right experiences with universal intestinal plaque, cum guzzling gutter snipes, and eel-swallowing halitosis-ridden goat fuckers, s'bob. and, if you really really REALLY can't stand the "lack of content", i'll tell ya the same thing i tell any right-wing fuck who takes offense to another's expression, any person who seeks out porn to holler about how terrible it is, the "that's not art!" devotees who think that their Word is God: if you don't like it, bugger off. there's lots of other blathes. if you're offended, don't read it, view it, smell it, or for god's sakes taste it. if it simply doesn't appeal to you, like blank canvases or vanilla ice or infantile butt-jokes, well, bloody go find something that does, or add something you find worthwhile. bitching about it betrays interest even when it is vehemently denied. really, bobbie, i expect better of you... 020425 ... Dafremen see also: FREE_EXPRESSION 020426 ... phil hu f ty err jh vbv t.' KKKKKK,,, uityrerwqw? A! jhkybkkk))((O 020426 ... Toxic_Kisses Gerrrrr!! thats derected @ me, not you. ok, I've written and re-writtin so many freakin times what I want to say by trying to analize how what I say will come across (witch would explain why I haven't said anything to you w/ in theese past few days) but now I say screw how I'll come across (why do I feel the need to walk on egg shells when replying to you any wayz? sheesh!) alright lets get started. I truly apresheate your sincearity but (you knew that was comeing dident you? *L*) I'm haveing probs w/ the amount of attention I'm receaveing from you, Granted I like attention just like any one elce but I've been a wall flower all my life (and grown quite comphy here) and I feel az tho I've been suddinly and quite unexpectedly thrown into the spot light and well *bites her lip* I'm WAY WAY uNcomphy here. Look I know you olny have good intentions and never ment to make me uNcomphy but I'd much like it if you'd now alow me to fade back into the shadows k? 020426 ... silentbob loves you can you fucking believe? what a stupid world? the POINT of this entire FUCKING blathe is to Bitch. it started as bitching out other people with funny and "Offensive" words. and continued with me bitching. i was bitching because its just annoying how the start of this was thinking "Ok, lets say rude and offensive things" and how its so original and new to say words like "CUM" or something. are you fucking retarded? Or do you actually realize that the whole purpose of why this particular blathe was started was for bitchy comments. and they got them. they wanted people to bitch. they wanted complaints. i contributed to putting this blathe in the Today and Yesterday sections. i don't deny it. i don't even regret it. im not offended. im just ANNOYED. i have heard all of the stupid insults before and they just BORE me now. but im not SO opposed that i dont add to it. i simply don't understand how me saying "This is stupid" has started a fucking blather argument. its not like im emailing the people its not me being offended and going "we shouldnt blathe on this, see that? dont look!" it isnt like that at all. i'm just refuting with "this is stupid" and it still is. there's lots of room for stupidity. you're getting angry that stupidity annoyed me. you do realize that this is stupid dont you? you cuntsucking fuck bag of putrid frog piss. now i'm speaking in your language misstree. do i make you happy? honey? and try not to spill any of my cum on the carpet after you're done sucking my dick. Got it? 020426 ... poetic_onslaught goddamn i couldnt help but laugh as i read these last 2 entries by toxic kisses and silent bob. you've mistaken the point of this silent bob. it wasnt really about offensive comments or people bitching. dafreman had it right when she/he said this was for my amusement. thats all it was. nothing more, nothing less. i had to laugh when i read your entry toxic kisses, to know that youve rewritten over and again what your trying to say. i didnt realize this would bother people that much. u walking on eggshells trying to figure out the exact words to say to me has only made you more attractive. to you i will apologize for making you uncomfortable. @};- i also send you this rose. just a little token of my "infatuation" if u will and for lack of a better word. i was really happy with your entry silent bob...finally. i started this thread for my amusement and im actually very happy with the outcome. it was very amusing. thank you all...lol. 020426 ... misstree yes, bob, you finally made me happy. because you finally *expressed* something. and, don't worry, i won't spill any--i'll spit every drop right back into your throat. *smewch* 020426 ... silentbob shut the fuck up. you're just a girl after all 020427 ... ^.^ JuSt a GirL!?! And bc you happen to be a male you think yourself some how superior? your such a silly twit 020427 ... silentbob that was the fucking point. don't bitch about it, lest misstree finds that annoying. i am a very feminist male, and i only said that to specifically get misstree, because she said on another blathe not to. whether or not she was serious about it 020427 ... is a useless space wasting asshole 020427 ... phil wow! who would have thought phil hu f ty err jh vbv t.' KKKKKK,,, uityrerwqw? A! jhkybkkk))((O would start all that. 020502 ... Id If silent bob and poetic onslaught married would their kid be called silent onslought? 020519 ... oren No, it would be called Fred. 020519 ... "Ancient_Pagan" Hey, Poetic_Onslaught: why don't you dis my sorry ass at Ancient_Pagan... By the way, what's your favorite type of music(s)? 020519 ... poetic_onslaught i wont do that because im scared of witches 020520 ... bitchy freakizh eee! 020520 ... phil you remind me of my little brother so I like you poetic 020701 ... kerry still dunno whether poetic_onslaught is a guy or a girl but whatever he/she is, he/she reminds me of my ex boyfriend... the same warped sense of humor. 020701 ... Dafremen Some people are just goofy like that. My buddy Mike would do about anything to get a reaction of ANY kind out of someone, from shock, to pseudo-arrogant judgement, it all cracked him up. He was a like a kid lobbing_stones. 020714 ... daxle kinda like someone Else we know, eh daffy? 020715 ... Dafremen No more like someone's IMPRESSION of someone else we know...huh dax? Some people choose an impression and stick with it. You seem to be one of those people..which is what makes you such a great audience. Easily misled means easily surprised. 020927 ... User24 what poetic_onslaught said on " blather_popularity " on 020621 was just... true. 030531 ... randomly recent ! 040115 ... the advocate Poetic onslaught wasn't a kid who just wanted to make an impression. He was someone who tried to make an impression so others could possibly listen to other things he had to say. People dont really listen unless you make some kind of impression first. You've gotta admit, he really did have some things to say. For those of you that remember him 040116 ... in a silent way though this is coming nine years after the fact, i can't resist weighing in with my two cents here. call it my jerry springer impulse, if you like. so, what did we learn here? people listen when they have a working set of ears and you have something to say that resonates with them. bludgeoning someone over the head with a hammer may get their attention, but they're going to be hard-pressed to pay attention to whatever subtler message you're trying to convey (assuming you have one at all) with all that blood pouring into their eyes. saying "you all fucking suck, ha ha ha" and then thinking the people you're insulting are going to have any interest in what you have to say elsewhere is a bit like spitting in a stranger's face and then expecting them to want to be your friend. it's moronic, and it accomplishes nothing, other than creating some pointless irritation. it's one thing to have a strong opinion about something that has meaning to you, and to write about it, and to have people disagree with you, and then to engage in a healthy, respectful exchange of opinions. it's quite another thing to take a giant shit on a group of people you don't even know, without any provocation, without making any real point in the process, and then to turn around and say it was all in good fun and little more than a way to get everyone's attention. that undercuts even the asshole angle, and makes it look like even your insults don't have any substance to them. i can speak only for myself, but i've never been inspired to read any of your other blathes over the years, and that has everything to do with the way you came off here. i have no interest in listening to anything someone has to say when they feel a need to scream in my face while i'm standing three inches away from them. if you act like an arrogant asshole, people are going to think you're an arrogant asshole. if you want to be listened to and respected, there are better ways to go about earning that attention and respect than taking on the role of a self-appointed martyr. i would hope that these are things you've come to understand over the years. but hey, different strokes for different cowpokes, and all that jazz... 130214 ... epitome of incomprehensibility If poetic_onslaught had just said "y'all suck" I'd think he was serious. But with the sexually absurd rhyming insults, the tone reads as... well, not serious... to me. Can I have a cowpoke? Do cowpokes like jazz? I'm curious. 130215 ... in a silent way well, i like jazz...and i could be considered a cowpoke. you can borrow me if you like. i can vacuum, and sing spontaneous songs about evil flying squirrels, and tapdance with my eyes closed, or your money back. as for my rant...i guess i just don't care much for people who try to stir up drama and then come back later and say it was all part of an act, and evidence of their intelligence, and only the pure or heart would be able to see through the facade to the real them, however silly or serious they are about it. i think it's a lot simpler when people just try to be who they are, relatively speaking, and say what they really think and feel. but this is coming from someone who used a lot of different names over the years, not all of which were serious at all...so i realize my credibility may be a lil' crooked. i guess i just like to ramble sometimes and weigh in on conversations that ended long ago. 130215 ... in a typo way pure *of* heart. yeesh. 130215 ... e_o_i I don't really know poetic_onslaught - I think he was mostly blathing before I was here. My instinct is to respond to the comment rather than the person behind it, especially if I don't know them. Partly because I suck at conversation. ("Know." A curious concept. The only blatherskite I know outside of blather is anne-girl - as far as I know.) Tone is a tricky thing. A long time ago someone trashed a comment I'd written about a_clockwork_orange saying I wasn't taking the book seriously. Don't get me wrong, I was seventeen and my post made no sense, but my intent was misread. Though I think getting insulted my misstree is kind of an honour in itself. Um yes. Conversation. I partly agree and partly disagree with you, and your first paragraph made me laugh. 130215 ... e_o_i *by* misstree. Quite. 130215 ... meta meta 130215 ... in a silent way hey, you just threw that typo in there to make me feel better! i saw that! i'm glad i made you laugh, anyway. and i think disagreement is healthy and good, as long as it isn't expressed in a needlessly nasty way. though i've been guilty of nastiness myself in the past, at least it's usually been self-directed at root, so there's that. 130215 ... Poetic_Onslaught Poetic Onslaught has grown over the years. And died just as much. Sorry guys (and girls) for the young abrasive me. Cheers from my recliner. Coffee in my hand. I'll revisit when my greying hair turns white... With a whole new list of insults for you decrepit, pill popping, cane swinging drools! 210608 ... x more! 210608 what's it to you? who go blather from