please_make_me_laugh sameolme I woke up depressed and pissed off and stayed that way all day! 040816 ... sameolme Oh well, it will be tommarow any minute now, maybe I'll cheer up after a few good dreams. 040816 ... pipedream *does a silly chicken dance* 040817 ... Fudge Why did the boy fall off his bike? because someone threw a fridge at him. (my little sister made this one up...makes no sense) 040817 ... shower singer Fudge, that is a fantastic joke. Please give your sister a hug for me. 040817 ... Fudge aaww im chuffed! that joke is so good, maybe its because im easily amused... anyways i'll tell her for you hehe x 040817 ... Fudge ok i admit it, i made the joke up, i just thought you would all think im a total freak if i said i made it up! i always blame my sister! :: embaressed look:: i'll make it up with other stuff.. Before You Criticize Someone, Walk A Mile In Ther Shoes... That Way Your A Mile Away & You Got Ther Shoes! 040817 ... sameolme I laughed, if you need somebody to blame laughter on, be my guest. 040817 ... pete a joke from work... what is funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit... *groans fill the air* i really shouldnt study while half awake an hour before the exam when the coffee shop is now closed, should i? oi.. we have some bad jokes at work... cooks tend not to take anything seriously except their food... hmm.. another one? the rest i can i think of are just racist... 040817 ... Fudge hehehe zoooooooooooom 040817 ... (z) m - e l - a - u - g - h 040817 ... dudeinanigloo Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! 040817 ... cpgurrl my little bro and i were in an argument: "i like the bell peppers in this salad," i say. "they're red peppers." "no, they're bell peppers." "but they're red." "ok, they're RED bell peppers, then." "that's the same thing." "no it isn't, jack." "yes." "NO, it isn't." at this point, nicole--the sitter--interjects. "jack, red peppers r v. different from bell peppers, ok?" "see?" i ask. "but these peppers r RED. that means they're RED PEPPERS, right?" "no," nicole answers, red peppers r spicy." "ok," he says. we continue eating. "u know, if a person was dumb, they could confuse the 2." 040817 ... cpgurrl (he says) 040817 ... cpgurrl also see hot_chocolate_nostalgia 040817 ... her royal highness the quirk i called you tonight just wanting to talk to you and for you to tell me that i'm being stupid. instead, you put me on hold twice and then got off the phone because you had too much stuff going on at the house. that's fine. i understand that you have a lot of drama going on right now. but what happened to calling any time to talk? what happened to you being there for me when i need you? it's too fucking white and quiet in this room and he's being weird or something. i just wanted someone to talk to. thanks a lot. in fact, thanks should go out to both of you. this year *was* starting out okay. 040818 ... shivers funny things are good. but i will always hate puns with a passion 040820 ... FloydianSlip So two muffins were in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says damn it's hot in here. That muffin looks at the other muffin and says "Waaah, a talking muffin!" So two nuns walked into a bar which is kinda funny because you thought one of them would duck... 040821 ... sameolme I said laugh, not gag! 040822 ... pete urg... only have dead baby jokes in my head... and that mexican/star trek one which is just bad... why oh why? 040822 ... cpgurrl see pipermint 040828 what's it to you? who go blather from