nukular
paste! i have weapons of mass destruction in my lunchpail.

bush is an idiot?
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. paradoxymoron 030128
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no reason oh my god...
see: president
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blue star I cried during the state of the union. We have a monkey ruling our country and it's little hairy finger is pushing all sorts of buttons... it's only a matter of time before he gets to the big, red one and the whole world explodes in our collective face. 030128
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littel_elf I hope not but fear you're right, blue star. 030204
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ohhh tinkly sip sip sip 030204
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niska um, i don't know where the "k" in this word came from, but anyway...

yeah, Bush... i'm curious, does he sit around with his friends and plan this? like, just chillin', drinking beers - 'hey, wouldn't it be even FUNNIER, that instead of just starting the usual spectacle war, i start a spectacle NUCLEAR war... no, NU-CU-LAR HAHA!'

[say this one with a drawl - like clinton's, yeah... it just seems funnier] 'oh yeah, george, that's a damn good idea! HA! everyone will think that's a funny one!'

somehow it was lost on me though.

i'm waiting, just waiting, for Bush to get on the mic in front of the world and say, "APRIL FOOL'S, EVERYONE! PHAHA! I WAS JUST DRUNK!"

It's a situation that somewhat mirrors, my own motto, in fact:

If you're going to go fuck something up, you might as well fuck it up real BAD. Whoever you hurt will have a good reason to hate you; not just a petty one!

[brady-bunch moment here]
MUSIC: Wah-wah-wah-waa-aaa-aah...
CINDY: "Oh george, you're tho thilly!"
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niska see also: nukular 030302
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niska ah, didn't work. i thought it'd be funny for everyone to feel like Pres. bush, and just keep clicking the same link to the same page, again and again - but blther is smart, I see, and set up to avoid such lunacy... Boo. I mean ya ya! ?? 030302
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