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kingsuperspecial my brother told me I am not allowed to pick my own girlfriends. He and his wife agreed that, after 237 tries, I just don't have a knack for it. Not to leave me complete stranded, they are going to take applications and review them, and let me know who passes the test.

it's a bit of a relief, really. Maybe now I can avoid all that crying and name calling and stuff.
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beck that's ridiculous.
i mean really.

why don't you just stay single? you'll never let anyone in anyway, so what the hell? yeah. i think maybe they're all just tired of fighting.. fighting for a lost cause.
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kingsuperspecial exactly what I was thinking.
stay single.
that's why I'm relieved.
it works out for everyone, really.

I like it when helpful people give advice that borders on insult, it keeps my wits sharp.
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as if you i think you should stay single until december 18, 2006. 020923
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as if youll listen to this oops, that should have been "as if youll listen to this" 020923
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kingsuperspecial that's a long ass time. A guy needs a little action now and again.

can I get a little on the side until then?
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no. no. 020923
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kingsuperspecial figures. 020923
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ROFL 2006 is just around the corner. keep chanting 031014
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FA113N Not allowed to try to get your back. To turn up on your birthday. I do not only think of you in November.

My girlfriend wants to kill herself. I treat her right, but she's just fucked up. What a role_reversal
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laced who can you save? 120726
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