nerf_herder me PANTERA FANS IN LOVE IS THE BEST I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese It's hard to eat when you're headbanging Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet We are Pantera fans in love What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands I taught you how to draw your first pentagram We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far Because we used the clubs to play air guitar Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now We saw Ozzy on our first date Our special song is Crazy Train Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet We are Metallica fans We are Megadeth fans We are Manowar fans in love We are Pantera fans in love 021223 ... User24 famous, I believe for the 'buffy' theme, heroes of geek rock. 030711 ... buffyHATER yep, buffy theme ppl i got given the goddamn buffy cd 040109 ... sweetheart of the song tra bong NEW JERSEY GIRL Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly Backstage at the Bloodhound show She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill Through Lips like cherries in the snow New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl You're wicked awesome No she didn't talk to Charlie (our old bass player) And she didn't go off with Steve Not the cougar, not the cougar Yeah she took me up to the balcony Past Kenneth Keith Kallenback And gave a Yuengling to me New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl You're wicked awesome Her brother calls me blowjob When I call her on the phone He says, "Hey fuckwad, are you whacking it, are you whacking it?" "No, but is your sister home?" New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl You're wicked awesome CASHMERE All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today Things were better back in 1938 You go to school, you do the homework Extra credit - But you still feel like a jerk Second captain of the debating club You've got the GPA, but where is the dirty love? It's not right Your by yourself on a Friday night Lost and alone You gotta bark if you want the bone Put your hands on my cashmere sweater My cashmere sweater Put your hands on my cashmere sweater Don't it make you feel better? You drive your friend to the rock show You've got suspicions that she's kind of a ho She disappears with the drummer You're sitting on the curb What a bummer! It's not fair You're dying, and no one seems to care Take, Take a stand Put down the pencil case and take my hand Put your hands on my cashmere sweater My cashmere sweater Put your hands on my cashmere sweater Don't it make you feel better? Come to me I'm warm and fuzzy 040414 what's it to you? who go blather from