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typhoid oh yes the muffin man
and yes he does have these little magical blueberry muffins that make you speak in tounges and you know you've had too many when you can't feel the inside of your mouth for a week
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klarchen wunderbar! 000724
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deb mmmmmm....
steaming blueberry muffins....
mmmmmm....
straight from the oven,
too hot to handle-

the only way to go
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silentbob www.muffinfilms.com 010716
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Casey I just ate a sesame seed one and am now washing it down with a sunkist 010716
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freakizh gimme. 010718
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thefuddyduddy I worked in a kitchen, once, and on a tin, there was a label that read "CHOCOLATE MUFFINS. GLAZE WITH FROSTING." I began contemplating the difference between a muffin and a cupcake. This "chocolate muffin" that requiered frosting, was, most definitely, a cupcake.

I've concluded that muffins must obtain some sort of seed, nut, or fruit in it. Anything else, such as those explained above, are CUPCAKES.
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The Spork muffin = batter more like bread or even pancakes/waffles

cupcake = cake batter, more likely to be flavored and to be somewhat more moist

(I was once an apprentice patisserie chef)
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thefuddyduddy Pastry chef! Something I have always longed to be.

QUICK FLASH INTO FUTURE:
Soho, New York. The Midnight Bakery, open and buzzing at 12 AM. College students rush in, begging for sickeningly sweet caffinated treats to keep them awake throughout the long night. I've invented a chocolate muffin for their cravings, called a mupcake. (Muffin. Cupcake.)

My friends tell me that I need to keep my profession in reach. That opening a bakery, and then becoming successful at it, is nearly impossible. I say they're wrong.
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DM is the beautiful powerful thing inbetween my girlfriend's legs that I love to eat 040310
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Frank Zappa He thought he was man but he really was a muffin. 040310
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mimsy bat i like to eat yummy things, like muffins. 040513
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triplesix If my love were a muffin it would contain the largest blueberies known to mankind and also bran to keep me regular. And I would need a fork the size of Greenland with which to eat it. 070206
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storm clipper i had a dream to go to greenland... it was very hot in Egypt.. on my way home i decided i wanted to go to Greenland one day.

ony cos i love seals
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