maynard drew i didn't think there would be any good shows here in tucson, but i just saw maynard with 'a perfect circle'... and let me say that, if there was any previous doubt as to the beautiful power that emanates from his vocal cords, well, there is no more doubt. 991018 ... let the rabbits wear glasses "the cries of the carrots... you see, tomorrow is harvest day, and for them it is...the Holocaust..." does maynard still live up in Jerome? 000506 ... Barrett His voice, my tattered childhood. His words, what my drunk girlfriend let me do to her last night! 000526 ... gregg if we are speaking of maynard from the band tool, what a loser! the music sucks, the lyrics suck, and the guy is just a whining little bitch that needs a pacifier and maybe some candy (rammed up his asshole) "fuck maynard and all of his clones" 000526 ... vipryn67 maynard is incredible.. i just saw him on the NIN/ APC tour.. and his voice... its the most powerful in the music business. he is other-worldly. just when i thought tool was the most amazing band.. maynard proved me wrong. he has so much talent.. just being in his presence knocks your senses out. you could just feel the energy in the arena when he sang. it was the most beautiful, mind altering experiance of my life... 000528 ... Barrett Having a bad day? Maybe your "'N Synch " CD will cheer you up. 000602 ... jennifer his voice is so pleaful gawd, I love it 000602 ... wingedserpent going to see APC/NIN sunday. *yay!* 000602 ... emily my boyfriend's going to that concert on sunday as well......he is so excited about it...i would like to go to it to, but i wasn't invited...... blah 000602 ... Marc Whoever makes fun of Maynard obviously isa fag and doesn't seem to know what the hell talent is... Maynard is an awesome singer and APC is an awesome band and all those people who think apc sux can go listen to whatever shit music they want... Reason i wrote his is cuz i saw hat fag gregg's message and i dont see how someone can think of so many gay things to say i think he comes up with all this shoving pacifiers up someones ass from his past experiences with his apc hating friends... So gregg keep your hobbies out of your messages cuz thats pretty gross and no one wants to hear that shit... And if you read this gregg dont even try to retaliate it wont work... APC ROCKS!!! 000602 ... doktor eeevil ** Disclaimer: the above post was obviously the work of some beer-swilling teenage jock or frat-boy with unaddressed issues of his own latent homosexuality. the above post in no way reflects the opinion of all maynard/tool/apc fans and should not be otherwised construed to. (especially not if you know and understand the lyrics to stinkfist) 000603 ... doktor eeevil or the lyrics to "prison Sex" 000605 ... poison angel After the close of "three libras" last night MAYNARD: "If that song sounds kind of bitter, that's because, well, it is" 000605 ... Marc D Well doctor evil I really hope you arent one of Gregg's homosexual friends who likes to sound intelligent by using big words it obviously seems like you are trying to defend him for another night in his bed... im sorry but that type of homosexual thought makes me ill... So please dr evil dont say those types of things. You must think you're cool by stereotyping people. but you were way off except for the teenage part. I don't really care about your opinion but in my opinion people like you are the ones who should be used as a human bullet shield... Just my thoughts Your message was very amusing thought Thanx for the comedy 000606 ... Marc D And i was not calling myself all of tool/apc fans in any way... Sorry but i don't have unreasolved issues... This must be very dissapointing for you since i guess you wanted there to be more homosexual mates for you but i am not that way... So sorry Dr Evil 000606 ... dyabolos ok, i'll speak on your level (i just hope i can manage WITHOUT a lobotomy) i personally don't give a rat's ass about gregg. never met him, don't care anyway whether or not i'm gay (and i'm not...but if i was i'd admit it quite proudly) you should thank that worthless christian god of yours that you will likely never meet me or the arsenal i keep in my coat on a dark street inbred republican fuck oh, and say hello to your mother. 000607 ... Marc D I sense some hostility... a lobotomy would be quite nice... and good for you that you arent gay... I sure as hell am not inbred unless of course that adam and eve junk is right and if it is then everyone is inbred... but anyway im not republican... and really i dont care about religious beliefs so if you were trying to anger me in some way (which you probobly were with your feeble attempts) i am no where close to being hurt... damn you gotta be a comedian you're pretty funny Anyway i dont see why you would really need an arsenal in your coat to defend yourself but my impression of you isnt a very good one at the moment... (you sound like one of those columbine punks right now, im sorry to say) And whats funniest of all is in your last message you described a "swilling teenage jock or frat-boy with unaddressed issues of his own latent homosexuality.(almost forgot the influence of beer)" Well it kind of seems you are describing yourself in some way. so are you describing yourself? all i need is a yes or no answer. And as soon as you started talking about my mother that obviously seemed to make you sound like a teenager... anyway if these messages seem to anger you in any way then you should calm down all this is, is a joke and if you take them seriously and become angry then that is just showing how weak you are... (oh yea and do you keep your arsenal in your coat whe the street is dark only or at all times(in your last message it was unclear)) Your friend 000607 ... Silent Bob im trying to explain this to myself.. maynard is the singer of tool, right? and and and he has a band that has an A and a P in it right? and the C stands for Circle? right? 000607 ... Santos actually, i used to work for a pair of gay italian coke dealers and made a large number of enemies back in the eighties if you had my enemies, you'd keep a few items handy at all times as well old grudges never die i have mine, they have theirs Funny, though... they were republicans 000607 ... cactus demon a perfect circle 000607 ... jennifer what ever happened to maynard? 000607 ... emily ...what do you mean?... 000607 ... jennifer I thought this page was a maynard page, not a fight about who's gay and who hates gays and who loves gays and etc etc etc. in the words of Pooh the Bartender "take it outside, boys" 000607 ... gregg wow, someone has definitely got some issues if they attack someone personally for their opinion of a band...let's clear some things up. 1. i'm not homosexual, and at the same time, i find nothing wrong with it, so don't feel scared about admitting it to me...you'll feel better, you really will..2. i do not drink beer, nor am i a frat boy...if i were to be labelled, "artist" may be in there as well as "soldier" and "scientologist". and whoever it was that attacked me for uttering my humble opinion of the singer of a group, YOU are the embodiment of religious intolerance and racism, as well as other blisters on the genetalia of society. thank you and may bjork bless 000607 ... b--dm-d i heard on the radio last night that Maynard and Tool will be back in the studio sometime in the fall also that this should result in some new Tool by early next year. And for anybody who still has a chance to catch APC on tour with NIN...do it! i ran out and bought "Mer de Noms" the next day 000607 ... madwingedserpentbird hell, i have it playing on my computer here in the office right now 000607 ... Marc D i have no prob with that greg anyway i was extremely bored that day and was looking for something to laugh at... Thats cool you got your opinion even though mine seems to differ just for the hell of it i got a question who of what band do you think is a good singer? Damn those Gay republican italian coke dealers... So sorry you have to deal with them... 000608 ... Barrett Gosh, I,m sorry I said anything. BACK STREET ROCKS! See what you started Greg? 000608 ... Marc D aaaaaaaaaaaa Not the backdoor boys!!! 000608 ... Barrett G. Krebbs? 000614 ... silentbob I saw an A Perfect Circle video yesterday...i was not left unimpressed. Did i say that right? 000614 ... Splinken My favorite character on Dobie Gillis. Now I know that there are some die-hard Tuesdat Weld fans on here, and that said Tuesday Weld fans and their Dobie loving counterparts may call me a "fag," but that's okay. Different strokes for different folks. Gary Coleman rules. Over and out. Beep. 000614 ... Santos i didn't mind that they were gay or that they were drug dealers... i minded more that they were republicans. They were never the problem though. the people i pissed off when i worked for them have been the problem all along. my list of favourite lead rock vocalists is pretty diverse... Robert Smith, Jim Morrison, Bono (pre "fat-elvis" period as he calls it)...Ian Astbury of The Cult... Robert Plant (but only as part of Zeppelin)... David Lee Roth (but only as part of Van Halen -- he sux without them, they mostly suck without him)..Morrissey...and of course Maynard..but to list any further would take too much space and time and might venture into the obscure and the ridiculous 000614 ... Splinken I have never heard a perfect circle. I like the name a lot, but from what I've heard about them they are an angry-boy band. I think I'll steer clear. 000616 ... willing slave of Paz Lenchantin far from it. and if you saw the delicate beauty of the bass player as it stands in stark contrast to the power she wrings from her instrument... oh my. Her name means "Peace", but their music frequently suggests otherwise. 000616 ... silentbob Paz is angelic, what other bands has she been in? 000714 ... Tiffa Wow, um, is this the "chat with Marc D" arena? *clpas her hands* i have been looking for this for-ever! not. marc hunny, i seriously hope you get a kick from this. cause if you do: cool. we all have our homicidal tendencies and that you get them out here is alright, because after all, you dont personally know who you are bashing, cause, well, if you did, you wouldnt bash them. or at least, certain people. Btw, who the hell is maynard? i really dont know. 000727 ... Jesus Hendrix i have a ticket to see APC in Minneapolis aug29, Im praying fate doesnt,in some way,keep me from seeing them, as shit happens to often in my small little destitute world. Ive never seen Tool, but Ive heard Maynards voice fills the place like no other singer around. Ive heard hes into acting as well, I read that he appeared on the Ben Stiller show as Charles Manson, and got rave reviews of his performance. A person would have to be deaf not to acknowledge that he has one of the strongest voices in rock, as well as writing some of the most beautiful lyrics out there, with depth and substance not seen anywhere else in our anemic happy Hollywood-ending culture. " Id sell my soul, my selfesteam, a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you my Magdalena!" I defy anyone to come up with a more beatiful plea. Maynard James Keenan, true rock icon for the new millenia!!! 000805 ... i HAVEmoonshine I have a troll. 000923 ... Jonathan I WANNA AGREE WITHT HE PEOPLE THAT THINK THAT MAYNARD'S VOICE ROCKS, BUT DUDES, HE DIDN'T WRITE ANY OF THE LYRICS FOR MER DE NOMS, THE BALD DUDE WROTE THEM ALL, MAYNARD JUST SANG THEM<