matron
harbormaster i'm just the harbormaster and i hold no claims to your belief in my story but today i saw a woman that caught the wrong cod.

"get that cod away from me!"

"i'm a married FUCK!" (runs along pier, bumping into cars, hydrants, drunken santa claus)

"i can't take this anymore!" (jumps in ocean, drowns)
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