let_god_abuse_you
god hi all!
first off, eat shit and die! you dumb fuckin' puddle of piss.

who wants to go first?
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(masochistic) cube This i gotta hear
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god hey man, you're square!

(har har)
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syringe Lay it on me, God. I need it. 011223
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god i'm so mean... 011223
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god you little twerp, why i oughtta!!...
i'm gonna give you the "business". it's curtains, curtains i tell ya. you dirty rat! take this, and this! i've had it up to here with you people.
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syringe You call that abuse? What a rip-off... 011223
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Toxic_Kisses This reminds me of a Monty Python skit 011223
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god you'd better watch it! i got more where that came from, you bloody monkey anus! 011223
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syringe Now we're getting somewhere. I've never been called a bloody monkey anus before. I'm trying to decide if "bloody" is to be taken literally or if you are using a British point of view here. Please clarify this so I'll better understand your abuse. 011223
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syringe You'd think God would have this abuse thing down pretty good by now. I mean, Adam & Eve had it pretty bad. Has he lost his touch? Where's the grandiose language? Hmm. 011223
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god hirsute and forsooth, guv'nor.aye, tis twee and fey. d'ya ken that bitch who's tongue is death? suss it out wankers.
cheerio!
nothing english about my "bloody".
you wanna be the new "job"?
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syringe Well, at least Job got some serious abuse. I'm wondering ... did you call him a bloody monkey anus too? And, if so, how did that sit with him? I'm handling it rather well myself. 011223
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satan satan satan trust me, it's only because of bureaucracy that he doesn't give me permission to cover people with boils and lice at random for these sorts of things

worst i can do now on short notice is slow your connection speed or make your favorite band's next disc really suck
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Teenage Jesus I think I got the worst of it...Jeeez! 011223
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plain as day god is not_god 011223
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god hey, he's on to me! 011223
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(anonymous third party) god_is_also 011223
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Grievance clever.

OW, my ego is swelling, hurry insult me!
Too late, I'm silly. It will take a really abusive word swathe to cure me now.
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god i call myself god and you want me to berate you for ego trippin' out? 011224
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ClairE No. 011224
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god i'll bet i could, with some prodding and encouragement. 011225
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oren Are you suggesting we prod god? 011225
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ass facely prod god wit de god prod. 011225
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god hey, i'm dishin' out the abuse here! 011225
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sweetheart of the song tra bong Hurt me, baby. 011225
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god you pilth of sproulch! i waver in the vicinity of the one elbow unnattached to an arm of indeterminate gender in your mind. so there! 011225
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(pilthy) cube That was colorful. It would have been even more effective if it had made sense
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Aimee God, I don't know how you manage it. I've never asked for abuse yet what have we got here... my entire family is pissed at me, I have the worst cold I've had in years, and Logan is 4-500 miles away from me... I have one thing to say to you asshole. Eat penguin shit... eat penguin shit and die... 011226
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tonya be_mean_to_god 011226
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god eat penguin shit? and die?! at the same time???

i guess i do owe ya, after all.
(thanx for the abuse!)
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kelli crane do we have a choice in the matter? 020113
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god not much of one 020113
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kelli crane that's what i thought. please be nice to me. amen 020113
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ClairE Dominate me. 020114
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oren I suggest using boots on ClairE. 020115
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Casey Heres my ass god, go ahead and ram it. 020115
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god hey. how are you all? 020403
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ass facely oh, comme-ci comme ca. et tu? 020403
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paste! i'm doing fine, asshat. 020403
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god i have pants like those, i do 020403
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cj probably the funniest blather page yet 040202
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m) OOps...

Man_'Talk' and
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w) Woman_'nag' 050504
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IED 555 050504
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satan hey g! why don't you just shove live chickens up people's asses?? 050504
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Chicken ? 050504
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satan chicken please, don't be such a chicken. 050504
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god live chickens up asses? isn't living in this world enough? 050504
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Orange ... 050504
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公正 * Let_there_be_'light' *

让我别无选择!
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波尔 Water_droplet from Table_Tennis 050504
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satan satan satan besides, when y'all die, i've got gigantic groves of durian fruit to subject you to. 050504
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Why did the "satan" shove the live chickens up people's asses? 050504
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God "Satan" or "the devil" are just metaphors for the unwanted qualities in your personality, for the negativity and vices in your soul.

Is that the Final_answer?
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satan to abuse people 050504
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Doar he already has, but I forgive him/her/it. 050505
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dan good because without forgiveness, the soul rots like spinach. 050911
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jane god, i've been naughty! i need a spanking! 050912
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god raise that ass on up, then! 050912
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f i let him every day 050913
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jane to the sky, baby. to the sky. 050920
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wicked switch god, i want you,
fuck. you're sexy.
sadist bitch.
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god i've turned over a new leaf. i'm no longer abusing people. 051212
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misstree just when i was about to ask for your services. 051212
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? gods abused me for too long

i want my 3D world back

what happened to my 3D world ?
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god i'm back in business 070222
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... cursed, cursed creator.
Is existance in itself not abuse enough?
Must you continue to punish me to be satisfied in your hunger for pain?
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god hey it wasn't me. why do i get blamed for every single thing? 070222
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