law_of_fives
book of eris
The
Law
of
Fives
The
Law
of
Fives
is
one
of
the
oldest Erisian Mysterees.
It
was
first
revealed
to
Good
Lord
Omar
and
is
one
of
the
great
contributions
to
come
from
The
Hidden
Temple
of
The
Happy
Jesus
.
POEE subscribes
to
the
Law
of
Fives
of
Omar's sect.
And
POEE
also
recognizes
the
holy
23
(
2
+3=5)
that
is
incorporated
by
Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS,
into
his
Discordian
sect,
The
Ancient
Illuminated Seers
of
Bavaria.
The
Law
of
Fives
states
simply
that
:
ALL
THINGS
HAPPEN
IN
FIVES,
OR
ARE
DIVISIBLE
BY
OR
ARE
MULTIPLES
OF
FIVE
,
OR
ARE
SOMEHOW
DIRECTLY
OR
INDIRECTLY
APPROPRIATE
TO
5
.
The
Law
of
Fives
is
never
wrong
.
In
the
Erisian Archives
is
an
old
memo
from
Omar
to
Mal-2: "
I
find
the
Law
of
Fives
to
be
more
and
more
manifest
the
harder
I
look
."
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originally
from
the
principia_discordia
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Something
I
believed
in
in
5th
grade
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but
you
don't
any
longer
?
it's
a
hard
thing
to
start
dibelieving,
that
everything
can
be
related
to
something
if
you
look
hard
enough
.
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who
go
blather
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