karltheweedisanass
sixteen well, I don't really know if he is or not, but thought I'd make a nifty blather_reference:
silentbobisanass

there.

what a feeling of satisfaction.
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karl the weed thank you! i am not an ass, but some people think so (x, all he does is criticize people) 030702
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x if you had bothered to look back you would know that i'm not male, nor is that all i've done

you have a lot of audacity to ask me for a drawing (not as much as me though, daxle_has_a_fuckload_of_audacity)

you have a lot of hippocrazy too
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karl the weed im not afraid to admit im a hypocrite sometimes, and ive only been on blather for a month or so, so how am i supposed to know youre female? besides, it dosent mean i hate you, it just means youre.. angry and a little mean. 030702
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karl the weed it was a first impression that you critisize a lot. i know its not all youve done. 030702
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Innocent Bystander I Think
Karl
Is An
Ass
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endless desire i don't think karl is an ass. i think he can be childish, but he doesn't come across as an ass. i will admit i made the mistake of thinking x was a guy at first, but it certainly didn't last me a month ((it's kind of obvious buddy)). mine as well not call people he or she before you know for sure. x is strangy sarcastic and a bit touchy. but she's blather's fist and she has amazing poetry.

anyways.
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blather hypocrisy check karl_test_1
karl_test_2
karl_the_weed_test_page_3
karl_the_weed_test_page_4
karls_fucking_around_test_page
karls_fucking_around_test_page2

and then in yummy's_test_page
karl the weed says:

"i hope not too many people figure out how to do test pages or well be wading in them"
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paranoid martyr acting like her regularself freaki karl is cute
weird but cute
drunk but cute

but not as cute as me
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i want more name spaces freaki-zh 030708
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silentbob he's good to talk to on aim 030708
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critic has done homework goddammitsomeonepostmotherfucker
im_going_to_make_an_estimate
how_many_people_are_on_blather_right_now
i_wonder_how_many_people_are_actually_on_blather_n
user24_is_british_right
ghetto_chat_room
ferret_schiznit_hufftuffle
lookit_now_dammit
everyone_post_here_im_trying_to_set_some_sort_of_r
im_bored_entertain_me
scuzz_and_ferret
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karl the weed yes, yes ive posted stupid things.
(btw, the test pages arent all up at once, dumbass, thats why theres a bunch of them)
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karl the weed i think Innocent Bystander and Blather spell check, blather hipocrisy check, are all the same 32 year old guy living in his moms basement with nothing better to do than to sit at his computer night after night and check spelling and diss people. if not, you can all yell at me. 030709
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god hey, i'm 32. and my mom is hot, yo. 030709
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critic look carefully...
I didn't post all your test pages. I posted the other ones.
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no reason blather_spell_check is very polite. 030710
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karl the weed ok, i was just pissed, and i yelled at the first thing i had a chance to. but still, innocent bystander is an ass 030710
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cube In this space everybody gets a little flack now and again. Try to take the high road. Don't fight it (lest your insecurities show through) and consider yourself 'initiated'.
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crack wtf? 030710
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ferret i second cube 030711
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yes but cube_is_a_retard 030711
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cube yes but, have you the courage of your own convictions to come out from behind that mask? I doubt it.
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joda Why go to the trouble to prove karl the weed is a hypocrite, when he already admitted at the top of this blathe that sometimes, yes. He is.

We all are.

This is terrible.
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Dafremen karl the weed is my ticket outta the styx people! Back off.

So karl, I'm working with Marvel..you got any problems with Marvel? Stan seems to like the tough, pithy image that a weed would add to the lineup.
You mind if they portray you as a thistle do0d? Stan seems to think the thistle image will give the character more depth, create more script possibilities.
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Dafremen We're working on getting karltheweedisanass.com karl. Oh, and don't worry, the lawyers are all over newdream.net as we speak. This blather should be gone in a matter of days. 030711
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karl the weed excellent... however, we need a villan. or am i the villan? 030711
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Dafremen Didn't I mention that? I knew there was something else I was supposed to mention. Is that a problem? You'd be a really cool villian. "Karl the WEED"
Got a ring to it huh?
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karl the weed buahahahahahaha 030711
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Dafremen Oh yea! All the way to the top baby! 030711
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Dafremen (Note: All misspellings of the word villain are for effect. PLEASE Do Not Try This At Home!) 030712
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karl the weed im a weed like the mean plant, not the drug, btw. anyway, is the good guy a plant? he should be human because plants dont have blood. that means i cant drink blood from his skull. 030712
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karl the weed i dont think its wise to continue this discussion in much more people. have your people call my people and we'll do lunch. 030712
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Dafremen My people bought your people in a leveraged merger. I'll see you Thursday. Blo0d...skull. Nice bring more stuff like that with you. 3:00pm 030712
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karl the weed ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE YET-TO-BE NAMED KARL THE WEED COMIC IS DUE FOR RELEASE THIS CHRISTMAS (muahahaha merry christmas)!! THATS RIGHT! i havent actually seen the final version, but, im told that i kick ass! and with the surge of marvel comic movies, expect a karl the weed movie soon... 030720
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im not too good at the whole sarcasm thingy is the comic thing real? 030720
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Dafremen I'll be getting a promo copy of one of the proposed covers some time next month. 030720
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ferret i could be the good guy, ya know? ferret! ferret battles the evil weed! and brings juystice to the woyrld 030905
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karl the weed dude im the main character, id waste you. but you could die... yes... 030905
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Dafremen That would NOT be conducive to a good debut issue karl. NOBODY wants to see a cute, fuzzy, spunky little ferret die, do0d.

(Well cept maybe a large percentage of the blue cro0 around here. I've had ferrets as pets do0d, they're energetic, but they sleep a hell of a lot too. This guy's nick should be MethLatte..not ferret.)
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ferret HEY! YOU FORGOT STUPID! 030906
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karl the weed yes, you are stupid how could i forget. 030906
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niska wow.

i read the beginning of this page, and i don't give a fuck if it's ignorant, but ignoring the rest is my preference.

i don't know if karl the weed is an ass - i don't pay a lot of attention to karl's blathes, because the first couple i've noticed seemed flighty and turned me off.

this does not mean that karl writes stupid things - it just means i don't give a shit to read it... so it's nothing personal, karl

but bringin 'x' into it - when x didn't even write anything yet, is just dumb...

yeah 'x' has a lot of nasty shit to say about everyone - and 'x' could be male OR female - hell once upon a blue moon - I'VE blathed with the name 'x'. a lot of people here have.

though not with the intention to 'pose' as 'x', simply to avoid leaving my name.

this is going to spin into another topic entirely, but here we go.... how can anyone take anything 'x' says as serious? really? x is the easiest name to leave behind with no way of looking back.

actually, none of it matters.

karl - you're an ass. i'm an ass, x is an ass.

everyone on this site is an ass, because shit like this continues.
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Dafremen I'm Ass..Ass Masters...British Foreign Intelligence. Have you met our gadget man, Pew? 030907
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ferret the_string_between_ass_and_shit

wait... the string IS shit!
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karl the weed this is an old blathe and i was reffering to a specific skite....

but you might note that my blathes are less stupid than they were a few months ago. ive learned my leeson about posting useless shit (ok not really but i try to avoid it).
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niska karl: there are no lessons to learn. if you feel chastised enough to change - you have learned nothing. even in a place of total anonymity you let others choose what you find appealing? don't.

ferret: there may just happen to be a string embedded in the shit. perhaps you could ponder how it got there...

Daf: you're not an ass - you're a unicorn.
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just to say... niska; everyone knows who the_blatherer_named_x is. 030918
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karl the weed whatever. carry on about how imanass, i dont really care that much anymore. 030918
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niska hey there, 'just to say', do you really think i'm the blathere nemed x?

that's brilliant[insert sarcastic eye roll here] on your part - becuase if you haven't noticed in your apparent sleuthing: x & me? we just don't get along... at all.

x is a fukker - and you? well, maybe you're the blather named x...

i mean, the blatherer named 'just to say'...

meh... you're a retard. i love you for it. please continue.
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just to say again... I was telling you that x's identity is known. I didn't mean to insinuate that you were she. 030928
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nomatter why is everyone being so petty? i feel like we're all being mean to each other. [most of us] 031017
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Dafremen Hey...ok, now that we know we all have egos..including the unicorn's ass...let's see how many of us have a heart and the balls to swallow the ego and pin that heart to their sleeves. Come on now! Yes, yes they'll try to hurt your tender heart if it's pinned out there, but NOT if we get to them first!

(Pulls out a large sword labelled UNITED WE STAND..DIVIDE US, YOU FALL)

Now..let em bring that sh*t on. Heart pins..loves...quickly!
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just to say hugs niska 031218
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joda I love revisiting blathes.


Just To Say:

Niska is never coming back.

Over time, her and I have gotten to know each other, and she says she really doesn't need this place anymore...

But, I'll bet she'd hug you back. Somehow, being a mom made her a nicer person? I don't know.

Being too far away from motherhood, I'll have to wait to see if that's a fair assumption.

I really have nothing to say about Karl being an ass though - sorry to disappoint anyone.
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pathectionist karl can be an ass, yes, but he was barely 14 in '03 so cut him some slack. and ass or no, he's very lovable. 050528
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