jedi For sure! pronounced "Jeedai" by the Yuuzhan Vong....these asskickin' warriors use the force as their guides and try must use it to defend rather than attack or they will become dark jedi! 000712 ... Barrett actually, "Sith". STAR WARS KIIIIIIICCCKKKSSSSSS ASSSS! 000928 ... indigo Kevin is a Jedi 010107 ... gentrinax four They do not become "Sith" as a result of a fall from grace, The "Sith" are an ancient order/sect/ for lack of better terms, as the true origin in relation to the stories is still unclear. Dark Jedi, are generally rogue and dangerous, as is anyone or anything that has no respect for life (the living force) in all it's expressions. 010107 ... ^daxle^ what a nerd you must be to know that! 010107 ... twiggie i know someone worse. he can recite any given part of any of the star wars movies. he's obsessed, to put it gently. i make fun of him. but he makes fun of me back for other things so it's ok.. it cheers me up when i'm in a bad mood. how can you not laugh when someone in complete seriousness is saying line after line of a star wars movie? *giggle* 010107 ... han solo "i've got a bad feeling about this..." 010107 ... WingedSerpent It still makes me feel old (compared to most of the other blatherskites) to know that i was five years old when it was originally released same year Elvis left the building for good 010107 ... torch three and the seventh of the crystals move...into the starry starry night. the Aqualish was her undoing, as the blade tore her down. 010110 ... no different than Jesus It isn't that different than paying attention to other things around you in the world, paying attention and knowing something that doesn't mean anything because we only made it up anyway...Like Jesus, or New Age, or popeye. Nerd? we even made that up! hee hee judgement is so common and to never let another being enjoy their lives-to tear them down...pity. Did you ask if he can recite Shakespeare before calling him a nerd, or even play a guitar...baseball, maybe he's a Porn star. All Assumptions, All dangerous. there is a world existing around you... 010110 ... daxle only a nerd would ask me that 010110 ... hmmm. what is the shape of the universe? 010118 ... no different than jesus hee hee 010118 ... Indigo Jed...a millilionaire? I don't get it.... 010118 ... moo what a world what a world....hey what happened to that cat over ther, it's only got three legs! 010123 ... padawanagual@hotmail.com I felt for the light switch and stubbed my toe on the doorjamb, naked, alone (I think) and completely in the dark there was no way of knowing, no way of guessing... A slight howl as I grabbed for my foot and lost my balance. there was no pain, no way of knowing. A few hours later as I lay face down on an operating table, I could hear them whispering about me and the muscles in my shoulders clenched in shame. Silently I wept as I listented to the "major debate" between the members of the staff as to discern, uncover or rather to even EXTRACT the real reason that "'oiled up boy'" in op room 12C had a potato lodged in his rectum. 010213 ... mmm i want to be one... does nebody know where i have to go and who i have to c to become one? 010411 ... mjac soon to be religion in the UK officially 010429 ... flo he is right, if enough people put jedi on their census forms it will be a real religion. and what you may ask is the point of that? simple, if you're a jedi then how can your boss expect you to work jedi christmas or new year? 010429 ... half_daft that's a hoax, kids. someone having a bit of a laugh. 010430 ... Mjac that maybe so......but i'm still going to put it on my form... in the hope that it might just piss off some suit/statistician who's scrutinising my census 010430 ... I think you know.... Holy shit! Muthafuckin Yoda 'n shit! 010430 ... sabbie austraila is having their census soon (happens ever 5 years or something) and there was this big email going around about jedi. you see, if something like 10,000 people put the same thing down as their religion, then it becomes offical. so all these people were going to say they were jedi and then it would have to become a certified religion in aus. the government is now threatening legal action to anyone who puts 'jedi' down as their religion. but as the census information is anonymous, no-one can figure out how these prosecutions are going to be carried out. if nothing else, i think the havoc it's going to cause the official census information is well worth it. anarchy on any scale should always be encouraged. 010501 ... flo why not put jedi under sex and marital status as well in that case, who is to say what we lords of the force get up to behind closed doors 010501 ... Jedi Name-Jedi Sex-Jedi State-Jedi Age-Jedi Number of pets-Jedi Religion-Jedi School-Jedi Work-Jedi Number-Jedi Hobbies-Jedi Income-Jedi Have you ever blah blah blah-Jedi Blah blah-Jedi -Jedi -Jedi -Jedi -Jedi -Jedi 010501 ... flo ... 010516 ... Aimee adventure? excitement? A jedi craves not these things. 010812 ... p2 according to the uk census there are about 390,000 jedi in the uk may the force be with saving the queen 040130 what's it to you? who go blather from