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dafremen "C'mon man tell me."

"No sorry do0d...no can do."

"Why not? Are you saying I can't keep a secret?"

"No...I'm saying that I CAN."
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dipperwell I have a magician friend who said something similar. All these girls were gathered around him, begging him to tell them how he did one of his tricks. They were getting so persistent that finally he turned to them, gave them a fatherly look, and said, "Okay, but can you keep a secret?"

"Yes, yes!" they squealed.

"Well," he said, giving them one of the coolest smirks to ever grace mankind, "So can I."

He walked out the door. They gazed after him, hands clasped in wonder and astonishment.
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BONG I TRIM MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL. I TRIM MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHH!!! DON'T TELL. 060112
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