irstaphanizzle i am the all powerful irstaphanizzle!!!

it is my duty to rid the world of nosy fucks who direct me whilst I type.
eerstoflanortzle legend has it that in the forest of sulphur dioxide, on the 17th moon of the planet Zactron_VII, a strange and squishy being roams about the landscape giving ultra-high-frequency hummers that atomize the genitals of its lesser conquests, and usually at least causes some swelling. of course, all this happens whilst the subject is heavily under the influence of genetically engineered mushrooms that induce levitation, teleportaion, and diahrea. i like diarhea 011009
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