impress_talvifatin
TalviFatin Yeah, that's right. Impress me. I wanna be impressed. So, if you do, you will recieve, as a reward, a choice between an -Emu- or a platter of wolf shit. Yep, 'das right. So go ahead. Let the games begin.

Ps. Dont forget to impress_dafremen too. He's giving away dead monkeys, I think.
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Aimee I impressed daffy.. multiple times... i think it's high time someone impressed me for once. Then again, who needs a contest to do so? I just type something in and maybe a nugget of wisdom falls out... or a dead monkey... either way, my mind is a jungle gym... or a waste treatment plant. 010724
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TalviFatin *thinks...hmms...and contemplates*
Interesting. Choose your poison, Aimee.
Emu or wolf shit?
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Boozer Talvi, I love you. I have waited so long to meet you. Now I finally have, and I have desperately fallen into an abyss of lust. Please enlighten me as to how you feel about me. I need to know. 010724
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Dafremen As I read this...peals of laughter started rolling out of my mouth as I came to the stark (if not somewhat belated) realization that this place is populated by an absolute bunch of idiots, and here I am. I think that means something. I'm not sure if I like what, but then again...blather_is_blather and I DO like that so here I stay.

Oh hey Talvi, come pick up yer dead monkey....the blatant ripoff of my blather was a shoe-in to impress me.

I had the mites scraped off of the other monkeys so yours is "plum full" of them.
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TalviFatin Boozer: Um...I'm married. To my obsessions. You didnt impress me, you scared me. Sorry. no stuff for you.

Impressed am I. Emu or Wolf shit, Daf?
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Dafremen Hmmm Wolf Sh*t please...hoping itwill mask the smell of these monkeys. (PHew) 010724
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Aimee emu please 010724
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kingsuperspecial I was impressed by this:

pope_stops_up_toilet

I don't want anything, just thought you might like to know.
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TalviFatin lol..ok Daffy. Wolf shit for you. Emu for Aimee, and ...the other guy...thanks. 010725
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Sol i am forming a mercinary army with which i will vanquish the minions of satan and his hairy freinds from this good earth, unfortunately the only creature of a sufficiently high moral fibre to succeed in this task is the emu, and so i beg of you, help to swell my ranks and pusue from this place the evil that is inhabiting it

THEY MAY TAKE OUR SWEETIES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR EMUS!!!!!!
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TalviFatin Sol - I appreciate your request, efforts, and whatever else you happen to be doing...But I do not own enough Emus to supply your army. Sorry :(
But you can take two. A male and a female. That way, they can procreate and supply you with an army of inbred Emus. :)
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TalviFatin whoa...I found this while clickin' through "go". Hmmm...interesting. Really neat, though... 011017
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the spork of course there is also the perverse and obscure fact that the emu has been known. on occasion, to get turned on by, and attempt to have sex with, people

just something to think about
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Shadowfax I don't need to, I already have more then once, lol... 031211
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