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kerry osama bin laden, maybe. or johnny rotten but i don't know why. i wouldn't want to fight another girl because girls tend to bite and scratch and pull hair. well, most do. [not that i would know from experience!]
and it wouldn't matter if i lost because i could stand up and be like, "hey. i fought osama bin laden. whattaya think of THAT?"

so what about yous guys?
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unhinged bobbi 020819
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neverender myself. ::stares into space, recalling scenes from Fight Club:: 020819
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squint I'd give death a nice big punch in the face.

of course the contact might kill me, but oh well. Might be worth it for all those unjustified deaths that occur everyday.

he'll be like "dude, i just escort them to the unknown other side, why are you punching me?!" and I'll be like "damn you and your harmonica teeth!"

yeah. just like that.
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Dafremen Little_brain of course. 020820
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Mahayana id fight against myself and all of my negative self talk, all the times and ways i keep myself from living life and going after what I wish to accomplish, id fight against myself when i convince my heart & mind that I [cant]... when i have myself believe that i am worthless.... that nobody could even not only not love me but ..not walk out of my life & leave me, when i convince myself that i am ugly and not worth being alive. if i could fight anyone id surely fight myself at times like these and it seems all else would fall in place if i can get this done 020820
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daxle gandhi 020820
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poopy butt There are too many to name 020820
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silentbob shatner.

i'd fight william shatner.
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~gez~ i'd fight me, and kick my ass too 020823
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melissah whoever stole my korn issues cd. I WILL BEAT THEM DOWN!!!!!!!! 020823
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counterentity thevoicesinsideandmyfuckingparentswhodontevenunderstandme 020823
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Lith Hmm. Maybe I could go for...I dunno, whoever came up with the adhesive on envelopes. Yeah, I hate that punk. I mean, couldn't they have made it taste better? 020824
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fallen_too_long I WOULD FIGHT THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT ME DOWN AND RECLAIM MY PLACE 020825
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kerry changed my mind about osama bin laden. that would just make the rest of the world hate americans even more than they already do, if thats possible.
i'd fight max
because he's a loser and annoying
and he gave me his phone number
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jayseehc a guy at my school... 020910
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cresentwhench I'm sure I couldnt kick his ass...but I'd fight the guy who made me waste half of my life trying to forgive him for getting drunk and verbally abusing me. EEERRRRR maybe it would be the guy who, well....nevermind. 020923
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cresentwhench I'd also fight GHENGIS KHAN MID-EVIL SON OF A BITCH -trying to pick a fight....
that would be one hell of a way to die.
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phil space gerbils 020923
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god i would fight gilgamesh 020923
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jane the dark_side_of_the_moon inside me 020923
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stork daddy too much for me. i'd stick to enidu 020923
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lobsterman enkidu yall 020924
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Torch the guy who decided to give me a shitty class schedual for this semester 020924
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reitoei i would kick my ass!! (at the possible risk of damaging my knee) 020924
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Rhin Kyle. no one has ever gotten under my skin as much as he does. i am the blame for everything wrong in his life. we talk quite often, mostly on the phone because i can't stand being any closer than that to him. our conversations usually end with me saying 'fuck you!' to which he replys 'no! fuckkkkkkkk you! then we both slam the phone down. i want to beat the shit out of him. i think i can take him. 020924
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Rhin i can't believe that i said that. i'm sorry ky. you are such a wanker though. the truth is that we are probably perfect for each other. 020924
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mcdougall my best friend cam. we have always wanted to fight each other playfuly and seriously. if not cam then just a random guy on the street that looks like a good match; it's either a good way to make a good friend or a good way to get someone to hate you. 030121
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tyler waters i'm surprised i'm the first to say george w. bush
motherfucker
starting wars for no good reason
who's the real terrorist asshole
shock and awe -- we've got a word for it -- it's terrorism

*legal note --- ah fuckit.. i expect the fbi/cia/whoeverelse to knock down my door any second*
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Chaos well, if i was guaranteed to win, then i'd have to fight vin diesel, because he really needs his ass kicked. no one should look that stupid. 040113
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magicforest I would fight gross consumerism and the ensuing ignorance of these torrentially mindless peons. Bring it, bitch. 040114
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stork daddy how bout i fight your face idiot 040114
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bandersnatch i would fight the scheduling genious who made it so i cant take both the psychology of personality and fenceing because they overlap 040114
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smurfus rex I'd fight Ashton Kutcher. Mostly because it really wouldn't be worth fighting Bam Margera. Even if I won, Bam would make it a war. He'd get me eventually.

Kutcher doesn't have the sack to be dating Demi Moore, in my opinion.
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oSCAR Englebert chaos - that cracked me up.. 040114
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dosquatch I'd kick my old man's ass. Damn emotionally abusive asshole. I can't think of anybody who deserves it more.

Well, maybe Tom Greene. How the fuck did HE land Drew Barrymore?
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Connecting..the.dots.. already doin it

fightin w/ myself

its nearly 11
and I have to be up by 3am

sometimes even though I know better
I still do stupid things

'night
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mood ring the one who had lots of money in his/her pocket.
or maybe jesus.
it'd be an easy win, he might even break himself from all of that head-turning.
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witchesrequiem Britney spears...so I could deflate her boobs...
this little girl Ruby....b/c she annoys the fuck out of me.
Ryan and Todd.....but only at the same time to make it fair.
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Mandy my sisters. we're all three more hardcore than it looks... 040706
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just another teen fuckup the popular thin girls
i ruined my life because of you
and i have nothing to show for it.
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