i_looked_under_a_rock_and_found
That guy over there ...a worm, a centipede, and Bowser from Sha Na Na. 001205
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startfires silent bob's virginity 001206
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silentbob mouhahaha
ilooked under a rock and found startfires virginity
i also found under there the reason why everyone calls her starfires
but i can tell no one
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STARTfires teelllll meeeeeeee! i want to know. it's my right to know. 001206
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silentbob i cant
you'll have to find the same rock
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startfires but i already found the rock and it wasn't there. unless my virginity and your virginity weren't under the same rock.... i am getting confused.... 001206
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erin the Psycho popsicle i looked under a rock and found the old battery from my car that someone stole like two years ago. i wondered why they would go to the trouble of stealing my battery just to put it under a rock where it would just sit there, probably leaking acid and corroding. i took the battery home and laid it on the pillow next to mine. "there there," i said lovingly, "it's_okay now." 001206
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pat sajak yeh. me too.
no, really.
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silentbob i think your virginity and my virginity should get together and go bowling

Humor: ala the_breakfast_club
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tourist The other side of the rock. 001206
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sabbie ... the little orange creasent-shaped comb they used to give you in primary school when you were having your school photo taken, a smooth curved pinkish shell, a small bit of silver tinsel, a scrap of blue velvet ribbon and 3 different shaped erasers.

a venitrible treasure trove.
i can now be queen.
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silentbob heh hehe
queens and primary schools and troves
wheres sabbie from? Botzoowania? heh heh heh
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: ) guess .....the locket that i lost that one night he brought me out to the woods, and tied me up. motherfucker left me there for hours, saying he was gonna kill me. He left me for about 15 minutes, then came back, laughing. 001206
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Rhin You never told me that!!!!!!!!!!! 001206
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omiz ...out what lies beneath... 001206
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shai hulud myself 001206
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startfires ...a cup of coffee, two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, toast, and the sexy-est most adorable boy i have ever seen. ever. anywhere. tall, a little bit skinny, dark hair and light light eyes. i wish i could bring him back to the city with me. but no, he belongs here under this rock they call warrensburg, missouri. he will leave someday. he's got talent.

*sigh*.
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Glory Box the reason that I think like I do. The reason why Bobby will never do much for me, even though he's the Right Boy. I found half a sandwich, a glass heart, anitomically perfect; Katie's anger and the reason why she writes apple trees all over her soul. I found a watch, and the time I need to finish everything. I found a key, to unlock the human puzzle, that man you wish you could be, the key to unlock his heart. And I found the inside of my soul, irridescent and slippery. 001210
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silentbob glory box: what is the reason? is it because i don't have a vagina? because i can change, really i can. i promise. see, i even want one of my own to play with. surgery can do miralces!! just watch that movie "At First Sight" i swear, we'll be togedder forevver 001211
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for sure! all kinds of neat stuff! 001211
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startfires ...a nice neon puddle of radiator fluid. that's when i knew my trusty old car, "johhny 5" we call him cause he looks like the robot from short circuit, had been here. i wonder if this has anything to do with that battery i found a few days ago. 001212
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scott a piece of my great uncle's DNA.. i think i may clone him... naw.. that's not morally correct. GOD is GOD.. I'm not God... 001213
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Tank toenail clippings and rice cakes... 001226
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god why don't somebody get to work cloning jesus? second coming and all that jazz. 001226
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god toenail clippings and rice cakes?
i can dig it.
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moonshine My mom always used to tell me she found me under rock. 010122
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startfires holly_and_her_black_jacket 010402
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florescent light roley poley's...

Nothing would make me happier than to pick up those damp gray sheet rocks by the shed and discover a couple of worms, slithering quickly away with the startling realization that there home was being invaded.
I loved to just watch them, and play with them.
I'd put them on the silde.
I'd cut them in half with amazement beaming from my eyes.
Also, what I loved to find amongst my hidden treasure, were the roley poley's.
They would frighten easily, and roll themselves into indestructable little gray balls, which I would roll across the red wooden steps of the porch.

I also loved the snails.
I had a pet one that I kept in a glass jar and fed oatmeal, which I named Skippy.

Once in a resturant, I ate a cousin of Skippy's, roasted in salty garlic sauce.
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monadh my own eyes peering back at me 010403
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birdmad shiny objects and nest fodder 010403
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green_tenedril a beautiful antique key
on a scarlet cord
which opened the door
to the secret garden
of my heart
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lightandlife a fraggle 010404
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nocturnal I wish I could look under fraggle rock. I could die happy then, well, after I shrunk myself and chilled with them for a week or so. That would be the coolest thing ever. 010404
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Teddybear I found Jack's self pitty 010404
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evolutionending george-double-u-bush 010404
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Me_aged_9 A hedgehog skeleton. My dad wouldn't let me take it home because it still had matted flesh attached to it. I went back day after day hoping that termites would clean it for me like I'd seen on a wildlife documentary but the termites moved too slow in real life. One day I didn't go to see it. The next day it was gone. 010420
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carden my wild side and it scared the shit out of me 010420
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Kontrol nothing of interest 010511
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Casey my life, damn, it was right in front of me the whole time. 010511
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Miner A lump on my head... in hind sight being a little more complimentary, and not making fun of her would possibly of been a pretty smart idea. Gotta love that girls aim. 010512
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Casey Another damn rock. Will the insanity never end? 010722
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baby satan the fragments of brain matter that had fallen away years previously. later, i cooked them. they aged quite nicely. 010722
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Allie Hey that key and locket and battery and comb are all mine! I lost them, and this nome comes and takes them out of my room and hides it under a rock. I've been looking under rocks all these years, because those things meant the world to me. Yes I loved that battery dearly, and I used to put it on the pillow beside me. So if you find this nome under a rock, send him my way. Thank you.

faithfully looking after all these years
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paste! a tunnel that connected me, through a hypertube vacuum, to the other side of the planet. they fed me well and we discussed the dada movement and then i came back. 010722
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Sol myself.
but it laughed and ran away, burrowing deep again. i sat back and smiled, so i am here?
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distorted tendencies Another rock. Under that rock, was another rock. An endless supply of rocks. 010916
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DannyH out why I usually leave rocks just about where they started. 011019
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paste! Suava Guava, having been fit with chromium, urging the governor to pass a ballot inspiring more ahs from young caterpillars. 011101
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Dafremen A fortune in precious and semi-precious bits of truth. I picked one up and I noticed that I had left a hole of ignorance in the ground where once, there had been a precious bit of truth. Looking at it, I thought about what I could do with it.

I could put it back where I got it and fill in the hole of ignorance...having already filled my own and not tell a soul.

I could show it around and fill more holes of ignorance, but leave one hole of ignorance here under this rock. I could SHOW it to them, claim it as my own discovery and tout it's wonders, creating little holes of ignorance wherever I go.

I could give it to them, and let them decide what to do with it.

I could break it into smaller bits and pass them out and we could all share the discovery, fill SOME of our holes of ignorance and leave this hole here as we go around touting our discovery.

I could put it back, then tell folx about what I have found. Tell them how to find this rock and hope that they come to it and check it out, but that they don't take the truths and claim them as their discoveries, leaving a hole of ignorance and creating more wherever they spread the lie.

Decisions decisions...
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flo an old dried out but still perfectly recognisable dick. 011125
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ClairE some dirt and worms and even an ant.

Flatter than I'd expected.

I was still stuck in my backyard,
and had to figure out how to put it back
so my parents wouldn't see what I had done.
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nemo what_makes_you_smile 011202
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Effingham Fish Hey, it's my reason to live! I'd wondered where that'd gone to! 011203
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PHIL roll
...duh!!
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kerry absolutely nothing.

then i looked under another rock and found my missing Hippos cd, the money that girl stole out of my room, the guy i cannot help but long for to no avail, [spread flat and vulnerable, begging for me to unpeel him from the earth and take him home] and my father's love and respect.
i found all of these things that i do not have but are rightfully mine.
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thea i found this ring with a weird stone. i picked it up and it disappeared. there was a girl next to me, a little younger than me. she had white hair, but i think it was natural.
thanks, she said.
what for? i said.
freeing me, she said.
cool, i said.
why cool? she said.
'cos i get wishes. i want to be painfully thin, and i want to meet someone real, and i want my dog to stop chewing on my feet, i said.
oh, she said. you don't get wishes.
yes i do.
no you don't.
how would you know?
she looked at me for a minute.
oh.
since i'm god, she said, i'll curse you for all eternity.
how long is eternity? i asked.
not long, she said. don't worry.
and then i felt better.
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jane a bunch of ants
but then the ground opened up and i saw a hole into space, where galaxies swirled through ubiquitous stars
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stork daddy i found out that you can't find a shadow with a flashlight 020821
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CJ another rock 020822
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Devalis The remains of a dead mouse that my friends and I had recovered in the 5th grade while waiting for the school bus. It had been run over and we solemnly named it Roadkill and had a small burial for it. Ah, such innocence. 020822
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cresentwhench Found my house under a rock, a bloody big rock, but nonetheless, I live under a frikken rock. Sad aint it??? 021104
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Jeca my geologic cross section and report. ugh. 021104
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Mo a mountain 030124
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p2 a home 030124
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MDogMA A balding midget leprechaun shorter than average, but twice the gold. He made all his millions with a court case involving a german shepard, two classmates of his, and some hateful slurs. I couldnít understand him very well owing to his thick Irish accent, but apparently his classmates rebuffed him quite handily for his complete failure to jump over the dogís ankle in phisical education class. After winning his case he left his village to reside at his own rainbow, but with el nino he got trapped in the Midwest when it failed to appear because of the lack of precipitation. On a lighter note the german shepard is doing very well heís living with Jerry Seinfeld, and is going to be marked the first dog to inherit over 6 million dollars. 030210
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MDogMA sorry...physical 030210
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sirflaccid my life staring at me with a curious eye.

It asked, "Where have you been?"
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User24 I looked under a rock and found another rock... 030307
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User24 I looked under that rock and found an uncomfortable space that looked like it should have 2 rocks on it. 030324
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User24 Maybe we shouldn't go round poking under rocks, lest we disturb what was under there.

Perhaps we should simply look at the rock, and not bother ourselves with what's under it?

On the other hand, we may find great things under it, and it would be a crime not to look for these things.

However, the rock itself may be the great thing we're searching for, needing no further investigation.
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cube Paganism :-)
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spiffy my sanity. it evaporated as soon as i saw it though. it was all blue and swirly. i stared in awe at it for a while... then realized that i was sleeping.

i have yet to wake up.
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pete a salamander, a few slugs, some ants, about a dozen warms (variously in and out of the soil), and that smell of decomposition which has to be the most beautiful smell on this planet 040609
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puredream my heart. you had smashed it. 040609
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? james he... 040609
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trial separation the phrase that forces understanding. 040609
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smurfus rex the moon 040610
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witchesrequiem The girl that I buried 5 years ago. 040610
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Freak a hard spot 041022
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scott a fortune teller 041116
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The Fool from Rider Waite the fool card. 041117
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smurfus rex gnomes.

and they were all like, "OI! D'ya fookin mind?!? Find yer own!"

and I'm all like, "crikey, they're grumpy in the daytime..."
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