i_just_want_to_bitch_slap_the_unknown_shit_raker The Spork And How. 021203 ... jane i'm with you spork let_the_revolution_begin! 021203 ... ??????? Hey, don't force me to impersonate you, spork... nah, you're too boring. 021203 ... The Spork bring it on. i can guess who you are, the more i think about it. i think once upon a time, the tables were turned and you were the one calling me a shit_raker __goddamit 021204 ... ??????? mother never hugged me. father mocked my stuttering. and when i was thirteen my hand lotion rejected my amorous advances. so bitch slap away. why don't you go pee on a homeless man while you're at it. see it's ironic and sad, because they already smell like pee. 021204 ... ??????? oh yeah, and i've got a 2 cm penis. 021204 ... The Spork whatever turns your propeller, freaky 021204 ... sabbie unknown shitraker? your pathetic little sentances arnt tought or funny, they just show you up for the boring little prat you are. if you had some orginality or indeed something intelligent to say, no matter the subject matter, at least then it would make this less a waste of space. i admire intelligent and offensive comments. i think theyre great. but telling people to go pee? pee? how fucking old are you? you think mentioning urine makes you all tough and hard, let alone mentioning it using terminology that makes very small children snigger. you moron. im suprised you can see over the desk to type your little, purile and boring little comments. if you make a decision to be offensive, then at least put some effort into being offensive, instead of this piss-weak effort on insulting your own genitalia. you prat. give me something to do try it out with me. 021204 ... daxle haven't any of you ever had an older brother? if you don't react, they won't keep pestering you it does no good to point out how idiotic they are that was never their point the only point was to get to you and you let them win 021204 ... ??????? blah blah blah i'm a stupid poo poo head blah blah blah 021204 ... ??????? Hey! Note to ??????? impersonator: I use capital letters, you bastard. Up until this point, I've only written posts as Dafremen; maybe I should expand my repertoire. How about this: posting on this page denotes implied consent for me to impersonate you. Really, Spork, who am I? Guess my mysterious identity, you boring queen. 021204 ... ???????? ooh and guess mine...this time i'm using 8 question marks because i'm one more time as mysterious as lame-o with seven question marks over there. 021204 ... ??????? oh and by the way, you've got that dafreman impression down pat! i mean you even captured that irritating deluded sense of grandeur. you were still imitating him right? 021204 ... dxl if this doesn't all stop right now, the cat's getting a bath, and boy will he be fucking PISSED!!! 021204 ... i want to ♣ you 021204 ... ????? Did it ever occur to you that I might BE Dafremen? 021204 ... jane more than one?? 021204 ... duh Did it ever occur to YOU that you're not the only shit raker? 021204 ... ??????? did it ever occur to you that that would only make dafreman that much stupider. so even if you are dafreman your identity as a detractor of dafreman is still in tact. 021204 ... x did it ever occur to you guys that kittens are cute? 021204 ... ??????? did it ever occur to you that i eat kittens? 021204 ... dax I dissected a cat once, and based on the toughness of the muscle (even taking rigor mortis into account), it would occur to me that it wasn't a very tasty meal for you. On the other hand, my kitten eats popcorn. 021205 ... ? Now I'm using just 1 question mark, because there's no mystery at all to what I'm going to type: the spork is a Bitch. 021205 ... The Spork Oh, i'm so wounded. i'm dying over here from such brutality is that the best you can do, you polyp on the colon of the universe, you pinworm in the feces of life, you particle of undigested corn it's a smokescreen, i don't think this guy eats kittens, i think he even has some of his own i've never been anything other than The Spork. and frankly, if i wanted anymore of your lip i would go back home to my backyard and walk through the dog-pen before shoveling time 021205 ... Dafremen Just for the record, THE_EXPERIMENT_IS_OVER. It's definitely not me...even if he uses my name. He is a by product of our society and a poster child for everything that the revolution stands against. Dax is right though, responding to negative with negative only multiplies the negatives. We mustn't let the seed become a full blown infestation. I'm sorry that my curiosity planted this particular seed. I'll do my best to make amends and bear this cross on my own. I consider him/her my penance. Oh and if you ever need to confirm whether or not its me (and reading just won't do the trick) you have my email address. 021205 ... ??????? No, I guess that's not the best I could do. Thanks for the encouragement. I was thinking that I'd eventually post as you in a way that was not so obvious. The Dafremen impersonations that I'm most proud of are the ones that no one knew were written by me. Dafremen didn't even identify these posts as counterfeit because he was still trying to pretend that I wasn't bothering him. The key, though, spork, is to write a post that imitates accurately, yet distorts the supposed speaker's ideas in such a way that a clarification of the situation becomes necessary. Anyway, it might take a while, but I'll get around to giving you what you think you want. Just keep reminding me. Of course, you could always guess my secret identity. You said that you knew who I was. I think you're bluffing. So come on, you coward. Guess. 021205 ... Suicide Snowman this HAS to be the most re-fucking-diculous blathe I have yet seen. It make Yummychuckle look like a fucking genius... wow.. I am nearly humbled by that... no.. actually I'm really not... take your fucking pissing contest somewhere else... 021205 ... Dont you know? There're many unknown ShitRakers. 021205 ... User24 aarrghhh! evilness. Make it stop. 030331 ... ???????????????? you dare try and guess my identity ! can you ? the clock is ticking and Africa's starving ! 070614 ... ? are you Bob? 070614 ... ???????????????? wrong ! 070614 ... unknown shit raker i need to do this for a living, not cause i want to, because i have to and i fucking hate it ! do i deserve to be slapped ? 070618 ... ? 16 Question Marks a few posts above is an imposter. I am 100% sure. 070619 ... ???????????????? a few posts ? mabee ! 070619 ... meta meta 091008 what's it to you? who go blather from