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Flowers from Safeway This is my rant today. I have nothing to say about the world's situation, the hunger the suffering. But I hate licorice.

I will not rant about selling my belongings to make rent. I will not mention my overwhelming unrelenting depression. And I won't even bring up the fact that the ones I love make me choose between them. I just hate licorice.

I will also not open for discussion the following: My lonliness, awkwardness, ignorance, weakness, sexual ambiguity, sexual confusion, sexual frustration, mental illness, physical unfitness, emotional distress, and unwillingness to change. Instead, I simply say: I hate licorice.

So, as I'm not saying anything of importance or value, I digress. I'll just suck on the "Good 'N Plenty" of life until the tasty candy shell is gone, and then spit out the godawful licorice middle.
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pobodys nerfect Licorice really isn't good for you anyways. I read that it raises your blood pressure. Now,with that being said...
I love black licorice,black jelly beans, black jujubes--any candy with that taste. In town there's this store that sells(at least they used to..I haven't been there in awhile)these small jawbreaker-type balls flavoured like black licorice. One time when I was younger,I went in there and bought a pound of them, not realising how much that actually was. It took forever to eat them, but they were sooooo good! I think I'd sell my soul for some right now..well..maybe not SELL it, just RENT it out for a little while. :)
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pipedream licorice is made from rat blood :O

hahahahaha

i hate licorice. eww. and twizzlers.
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sixteen licorice makes me want to die. 030531
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endless desire ive never liked it
and teachers always used to hand it out
in those big containers
with a zillion of them inside.
and i hated licorice
but i appreciated the gesture.
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minnesota_chris I love licorice. And right now, I'm wondering what the rental rate for pobody's soul is. And if there is an affordable leasse-to-own option. 030601
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rubydee i'll chip in for a down payment chris

licorice whips all around
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pobodys nerfect awww..that's sweet,Chris. I'm flattered, but as the owner of my soul(and the "house" it rests in--a.k.a me),I need to be honest and warn you that this is NOT property you'd want to own. The structure itself would never pass inspection,and the very "heart" of the building has been cracked so many times that it's been heavily duct taped to prevent further damage from any tennants that try to take up residence. My advice? Run. Run far far away. The place where my soul resides probably makes that famous house in Amityville look pretty good. 030601
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minnesota_chris I like fixer uppers. But not in rental property.

Actually that's not true. Once I was in an apartment where the carpet was nasty dirty, and there was hardwood floors underneath. I tore out the carpet and sanded all the glue off the floor. With a 5 inch hand sander.

I dunno. Buy low, sell high.
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megan i don't like licorice
but the only way to make use of a red twizzler is to drink a coke through it straw type
quite good
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nom) i love black licorice 050923
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oren The caraway seed tastes like licorice. I_hate caraway seeds. 060131
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birdmad carroway seeds and fennel seeds are the only time that i am not sickened by that flavor.

I hate licorice but i love rye bread with lots of carroway seeds...

I hate licorice, but with the right mixture of basil, oregano and fennel seeds i can reduce the essence down to make some killer homemade italian sausage for pizza and lasagna
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blather spell check "caraway" 060201
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unhinged .

i feel you on the caraway seed. my mom would add them to sauerkraut and kielbasa. always had rye bread with ham. or pumpernickel. i can tolerate fennel because it is very mild. but any anise flavored alcohol, black licorice candies...yuck.
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